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Offline TopAce

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Smilies can do that if used properly, in my opinion.
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I already announced my retirement twice, yet here I am. If I bring up that topic again, don't believe a word.

 
No smiles in inquisitor's post anyway.

Anyway, get back on topic, as pointless as this debate is.
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

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That was kinda the point, in and of itself.
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I've both played Halo and Halo 2, and I can say they aren't bad. They are in fact quite good in some areas, but also very boring on some. But, as far as I seen it wasn't special by no means. Want vehicles? Get Operation Flashpoint. Want guns? Goldeneye is the best hands down there.Want realism? Go grab Rainbow Six(The first, Rogue Spear and Raven Shield, not the newer crap.) Want something in between? Go grab any of the CoD series.

As I said, I found both Halos to be quite fun, didn't last very long, but fun neverless. And if someone gave me a xbox360 and halo 3 I'd play it.

Personally, the two biggest flaws in Halo were the repetitive flood levels and the part most people say is the strongest part, the multiplayer. When I played the first two, it quickly came down to who could grab the tank first. But, most of the time, it would become a warthog head on fest to see who blew up first. Which actually was pretty fun. :p
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I've both played Halo and Halo 2, and I can say they aren't bad. They are in fact quite good in some areas, but also very boring on some. But, as far as I seen it wasn't special by no means. Want vehicles? Get Operation Flashpoint. Want guns? Goldeneye is the best hands down there.Want realism? Go grab Rainbow Six(The first, Rogue Spear and Raven Shield, not the newer crap.) Want something in between? Go grab any of the CoD series.
Want story action? Play Halo.

It's that simple to me.
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

Offline CP5670

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No, you play Deus Ex in that case. :p

If you want only story, FPSs aren't such a great choice in general (with only a handful of exceptions) and what you're looking for is an adventure game. I could recommend many good ones.

 
Yeah, but adventure games almost always involve you carrying around loads of items which you need to rub in people's faces, and they also have horrible combat that requires no real skill. (zelda anyone?)
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

Offline aurora_energy

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Lol... i was actually gonna say KotOR
Imagine awakening, and hearing the heartbeat of the galaxy for the first time.
It is like a cloud, a mist that drifts from living creature to creature, set in motion by currents and eddies.
It is the eye of the storm, the passions of all living things turned into energy, into a chorus.
It is the rising swell at the end of life, the promise of new territories and new blood, the call of new mysteries in the dark.

 
At least the combat in KotOR looks awesome.
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

Offline TopAce

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KotOR fights don't need any skill if you don't consider character construction to require any skill.
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Offline Polpolion

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I've both played Halo and Halo 2, and I can say they aren't bad. They are in fact quite good in some areas, but also very boring on some. But, as far as I seen it wasn't special by no means. Want vehicles? Get Operation Flashpoint. Want guns? Goldeneye is the best hands down there.Want realism? Go grab Rainbow Six(The first, Rogue Spear and Raven Shield, not the newer crap.) Want something in between? Go grab any of the CoD series.
Want story action? Play Halo.

It's that simple to me.

The amount of story portrayed in games like Halo, Half-life, and CoD make the game Deus Ex look like a 1000+ page book. I take it you've never played it, or have you?

Seriously though, if you like games with story, I'd really recommend you at least try Deus Ex. :p

Honestly though, you have no idea how much your post made me laugh.

 
Uhm.... riiiiigght.
In Halo it's all about Aliens who out of fun decide to slaughter humanity, after that they've got these flashy supercool green-suited marine (deus ex machina anyone?) who horribly murders hundreds of enemys without dying. In addition to that, they have personal shields and armor who can resist alien capital ship mounted weaponry but no energy weapons, hell, they even have some hyperspace drive designed by some crazy japanese moron, but 500 years into the future, NO ENERGY WEAPONS.
We've already got lasers in a semi-combat ready state now.
Furthermore, the Master Moron is abled to singlehandedly flip Tanks, but takes multiple hits to even kill these little, mentally retarded running douchebags whilst their heads should be compresses to molecular sizes.

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Offline Polpolion

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Uhm.... riiiiigght.
In Halo it's all about Aliens who out of fun decide to slaughter humanity, after that they've got these flashy supercool green-suited marine (deus ex machina anyone?) who horribly murders hundreds of enemys without dying. In addition to that, they have personal shields and armor who can resist alien capital ship mounted weaponry but no energy weapons, hell, they even have some hyperspace drive designed by some crazy japanese moron, but 500 years into the future, NO ENERGY WEAPONS.
We've already got lasers in a semi-combat ready state now.
Furthermore, the Master Moron is abled to singlehandedly flip Tanks, but takes multiple hits to even kill these little, mentally retarded running douchebags whilst their heads should be compresses to molecular sizes.



You can do that to almost any game.

Watch, I'll do it to Freespace: Okay so in FS2, you got these crazy rebels rambling about how they want Polaris to be Earth instead of Earth, and you got these crazy zods with weird space ships. The space ships somehow only go like 200mph, but can go through subspace to anywhere almost instantly (plot device, anyone?). THen the fighters have enough energy to generate a shield that can withstand several gigatons of explosives, yet the fighter can't generate enough power to melt through a ship's hull. Then there are these beam canons that shoot plasma or something at people, which can magically pass through shields unchanged. And then there are these crazy Shivans that have like 5 legs and can destroy a fighter by kicking it, but they never do that, instead they fly relatively weak ass fighters. And they decide to destroy humanity for absolutely no reason at all. Then there's this alpha one guys who for some reason is super ultra best pilot ever for no reason, while his wingmen are absolute morons. Come on, how isn't FS2 stupid?

  

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Gun please.

 

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[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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Offline Snail

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* Hades hands Snail a M-16.

Got grenades for the grenade launcher?

 
* Admiral_Stones hands Snail 40mm incendiary plasma fusion grenades
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Offline Jeff Vader

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23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
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You can do that to almost any game.

Watch, I'll do it to Freespace: Okay so in FS2, you got these crazy rebels rambling about how they want Polaris to be Earth instead of Earth, and you got these crazy zods with weird space ships. The space ships somehow only go like 200mph, but can go through subspace to anywhere almost instantly (plot device, anyone?). THen the fighters have enough energy to generate a shield that can withstand several gigatons of explosives, yet the fighter can't generate enough power to melt through a ship's hull. Then there are these beam canons that shoot plasma or something at people, which can magically pass through shields unchanged. And then there are these crazy Shivans that have like 5 legs and can destroy a fighter by kicking it, but they never do that, instead they fly relatively weak ass fighters. And they decide to destroy humanity for absolutely no reason at all. Then there's this alpha one guys who for some reason is super ultra best pilot ever for no reason, while his wingmen are absolute morons. Come on, how isn't FS2 stupid?

Gun please.

That's what separates us from some other games. We fight for our fandoms :D
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.

 

Offline Roanoke

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Uhm.... riiiiigght.
In Halo it's all about Aliens who out of fun decide to slaughter humanity, after that they've got these flashy supercool green-suited marine (deus ex machina anyone?) who horribly murders hundreds of enemys without dying. In addition to that, they have personal shields and armor who can resist alien capital ship mounted weaponry but no energy weapons, hell, they even have some hyperspace drive designed by some crazy japanese moron, but 500 years into the future, NO ENERGY WEAPONS.
We've already got lasers in a semi-combat ready state now.
Furthermore, the Master Moron is abled to singlehandedly flip Tanks, but takes multiple hits to even kill these little, mentally retarded running douchebags whilst their heads should be compresses to molecular sizes.



You can do that to almost any game.

Watch, I'll do it to Freespace: Okay so in FS2, you got these crazy rebels rambling about how they want Polaris to be Earth instead of Earth, and you got these crazy zods with weird space ships. The space ships somehow only go like 200mph, but can go through subspace to anywhere almost instantly (plot device, anyone?). THen the fighters have enough energy to generate a shield that can withstand several gigatons of explosives, yet the fighter can't generate enough power to melt through a ship's hull. Then there are these beam canons that shoot plasma or something at people, which can magically pass through shields unchanged. And then there are these crazy Shivans that have like 5 legs and can destroy a fighter by kicking it, but they never do that, instead they fly relatively weak ass fighters. And they decide to destroy humanity for absolutely no reason at all. Then there's this alpha one guys who for some reason is super ultra best pilot ever for no reason, while his wingmen are absolute morons. Come on, how isn't FS2 stupid?

Great post.  :D