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Offline Hero_Swe

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Stop The Goober!!!
on: April 02, 2008, 08:08:53 am
first it was the rickrolls, which stopped us from using good links at all. then now there are the name changing! I wonder what the next stupid thing is!
 

Offline Goober5000

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 08:14:31 am
Your mom.
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 08:24:46 am
Huh? What the...? I'm me again! Hot piss.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
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18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline terran_emperor

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 08:59:43 am
You're lucky he's not a shivan Goober. The entire Great war was because someone at GTI insulted the Shivans mum.
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Offline The Spac

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 09:55:11 am
Thats the kinda insult anyone can understand no matter what language it is.
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 11:02:25 am
Quote from: terran_emperor on April 02, 2008, 08:59:43 am
You're lucky he's not a shivan Goober. The entire Great war was because someone at GTI insulted the Shivans mum.

Check his custom title! He did cause the Great War!!!
 

Offline BlackDove

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #6 on: April 02, 2008, 12:58:35 pm
 

Offline Admiral_Stones

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 01:02:05 pm
I'm with our swedish hero here :nervous:
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Offline BlackDove

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 01:41:31 pm
Actually I'm the Swedish Hero. Well, kode and I are Swedish Heroes.

He's some mangled rookie Hero SWE!.
 

Offline terran_emperor

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #9 on: April 02, 2008, 02:17:37 pm
Quote from: Goober5000 on April 02, 2008, 08:14:31 am
Your mom.

Makes nice Fish Pie  ;) :p


Quote from: Snail on April 02, 2008, 11:02:25 am
Quote from: terran_emperor on April 02, 2008, 08:59:43 am
You're lucky he's not a shivan Goober. The entire Great war was because someone at GTI insulted the Shivans mum.

Check his custom title! He did cause the Great War!!!

No wonder he's delaying the release of ST:R - he doesnt want news of his evil deeds getting out  :D
« Last Edit: April 02, 2008, 02:37:25 pm by terran_emperor »
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Offline Roanoke

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #10 on: April 02, 2008, 02:33:34 pm
never heard anyone call it that before
 

Offline Davros

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #11 on: April 02, 2008, 02:55:36 pm
Change his name to gooby that'll teach him
 

Offline FreeSpaceFreak

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #12 on: April 02, 2008, 03:17:39 pm
Perhaps one of the admins should delete all those April Fools threads, except the ones in Site Support and General Discussion. I'm getting annoyed with 101000 April threads everywhere I look :mad2:
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #13 on: April 02, 2008, 03:24:07 pm
Quote from: FreeSpaceFreak on April 02, 2008, 03:17:39 pm
Perhaps one of the admins should delete all those April Fools threads, except the ones in Site Support and General Discussion. I'm getting annoyed with 101000 April threads everywhere I look :mad2:
Holy dog toffee! Don't even think about such things. If there was to be any administrating regarding all the April Fool's related threads, it should merely be merging all of them into a single thread and then moving it into The Classics.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Gamma_Draconis

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #14 on: April 02, 2008, 09:39:21 pm
Maybe it's just me, but I enjoyed the April Fools joke.
 

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #15 on: April 02, 2008, 10:14:43 pm
The RickRolls were annoying.
The Identity crisis was fun.

They're done with.
Get over it.
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Offline Clawandfang

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #16 on: April 09, 2008, 03:17:59 pm
If you don't like April fool's jokes.... then don't come on the forum on that day. It works for me.
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Offline Gamma_Draconis

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #17 on: April 09, 2008, 05:24:42 pm
Quote from: Droid803 on April 02, 2008, 10:14:43 pm
The RickRolls were annoying.
The Identity crisis was fun.

They're done with.
Get over it.

I thought someone stole my thread when I went to check on it on April 1st. Then, I realized it was April Fools and had a laugh.
 

Offline S-99

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #18 on: April 09, 2008, 11:24:53 pm
I'm normally ok with the april fools jokes around here too. But, the name switch thing i didn't particularly enjoy either. Well, it's much past april 1st now. On to the next :hopping:
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Stop The Goober!!!
Reply #19 on: April 10, 2008, 07:28:06 am
Just out of curiousuty, What's the projected date for Pirate Day 08?
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