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Offline S-99

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Re: Ultra patent trolling
Pepsi should patent the polar bear if coke hasn't done it yet.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Ultra patent trolling
Didn't Coca-Cola patent Santa Claus™?

That would be trademark...which you should have realized right away.
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: Ultra patent trolling
This is getting ridiculous!

I'm going to patent the patenting form, so no one will be able to file a new patent without paying me!
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Offline Nuke

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Re: Ultra patent trolling
im gonna patent the asshole.
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Re: Ultra patent trolling
Fine, but no illustrations in the application, please :P

 

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Re: Ultra patent trolling
im gonna patent the asshole.

Insert joke about x being an example of prior art. :p
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: Ultra patent trolling
Heh I'm just going to patent the universe.  Anyone in it or passing thought it will have to pay me royalties.  Might as well patent the mulitverse while I'm at it.   Wouldn't want anyone trying to get around the fee by jumping to a parallel dimension.
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Re: Ultra patent trolling
im gonna patent the asshole.

Just wondering, is that literately or not. If so you could sue everyone, if it is both however you could sue alot of people twice, including a good bit on this forum. Ofcourse since you have the patent you would not have to sue yourself.  :p

Heh I'm just going to patent the universe.  Anyone in it or passing thought it will have to pay me royalties.  Might as well patent the mulitverse while I'm at it.   Wouldn't want anyone trying to get around the fee by jumping to a parallel dimension.

I'm gonna patent the thought process of patenting. No more thinking of patents unless I get paid.
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: Ultra patent trolling
Heh I'm just going to patent the universe.  Anyone in it or passing thought it will have to pay me royalties.  Might as well patent the mulitverse while I'm at it.   Wouldn't want anyone trying to get around the fee by jumping to a parallel dimension.

I'm gonna patent the thought process of patenting. No more thinking of patents unless I get paid.
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Your thought process patent exists in my patented universe therefore you both you and the person thinking have to pay me for them thinking of a patent.
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Offline TrashMan

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Re: Ultra patent trolling
I'll patent energy and matter. and since universe is made out of both, you'll have to pay ME!
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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: Ultra patent trolling
I'll patent energy and matter. and since universe is made out of both, you'll have to pay ME!

Sorry but that energy and matter would be covered under the multiverse patent.
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Offline S-99

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Re: Ultra patent trolling
I choose to patent the passage of time. Everyone who doesn't want to pay will have to live in a time freeze.
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Offline Nuke

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Re: Ultra patent trolling
patents are really useless if you cant back it up legally. not like the feds crack down on patent violators. really it violates the whole purpose of patents, to give the average poor joe blow inventor a chance at making money on an idea. if that inventor cant provide legal support to defend their patent then its as good as worthless.
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Offline S-99

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Re: Ultra patent trolling
For the people who have really good inventions and they're poor people. Then patents are generally a good thing. But, when like apple comes along and does something like patenting the ipod user interface, then i guess it gets sort of dumb. Patenting a user interface? What if someone else in the world makes a blender with the ipod interface not even knowing that ipods exist? You could like use the touch sensitive wheel to change the speed and whatever, etc (might actually make a really fun and easy to use blender that would really hit off with ipod owners).

How many manufacturers of media player devices use the ipod interface, but with some slight differences so that it becomes an ipod like media player interface. I know sansa has for sure, the only difference for them is that they have an outer wheel you need to physically turn to raise or lower the volume (better in my mind because touch interfaces at many times can suck). My meizu m6 even has an ipod like interface, it looks different, but really works on the same principles. When there's dumb patents, people will continue to baby sidestep issues so they don't get a lawsuit. Unfortunately, ipods are really popular, which also makes their interface really popular too, which also means that every mp3 player brand needs to try to replicate the ipod interface differently every time. I personally really preferred my old cowon iaudio g3 interface to my meizu m6 interface (it had tactile buttons that were positioned great that even a blind person could use the player, if they just replaced that tiny joystick with 4 separate directional buttons instead i'd still have my old player). The ipod like interface i'm still getting used too (i like my buttons). Now a good deal of everyone who buys mp3 players may suffer the bad fate of the evil ipod interface. You can bet that when people make something like a user control interface for a device that their going to accidentally rip on another device that has a similar interface regardless of whether they like it or not (there's thousands of devices out there, there's going to be 100% exact similarities sometimes).

Which reminds me. Has someone patented general voice activation technology (another part of some other interfaces like ms sync or hand free car cellular systems)?
« Last Edit: April 14, 2008, 06:53:45 am by S-99 »
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