With proper sentence structure. Hah. Bugger be all but the bottomless shafts of the abyss, for the kraken rises up to swallow ships and men whole with nary a regard for the difference. Cast aside ye fair dispositions, for before ye danger lurks in the bottomless abyss of the ocean blue. Rally to the mainmast and stand true, fellows! For this be the day we hold the line against the darkness, muzzels bared and swords drawn. For ye not know of the fate that awates beyond the veil, but the stories that shall be told of this day shall echo for eternity!!
I have to type with one eye closed otherwise the screen is all two of them.