[Scotty]

My rich uncle just gave me a new laptop on a whim.

**** yeah.

[Mongoose]

Lucky bastard.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I'm extracting a 1:30 audio segment from a 28-minute video with Audacity.

[Jeff Vader]

My rich uncle just gave me a new laptop on a whim.

**** yeah.

Yesterday my poor uncle gave me a bag of apples on a whim.

**** yea

[Colonol Dekker]

Painkillers wore off.
 
Back's incredibly sore so i'm flat on my back on phone internet waiting for second dose to kick in.

[iamzack]

I'm getting my wisdom teeth out soon because they are making my other teeth hurt. I have this horrible feeling that something will go badly wrong. Don't try to tell me it's a simple surgery that people get all the time. So are tonsillectomies, and I'm having to get a FIFTH surgery to correct the **** that went down with my tonsils.

[Scotty]

That just makes it seem more likely that something won't go wrong.

[iamzack]

With my luck, they'll accidentally break my jaw somehow or something like that. -.-

[Dilmah G]

Broken jaws are quite grotesque.

[Bob-san]

Was out with friends and acquaintances for 4 July.

[Scotty]

My dad went to see an old friend about seven hours ago.  He has final go ahead and say so for fireworks, so we're stuck waiting to go until he gets back, if he does tonight.

At least we didn't get rained out, like happened back home.

[Mongoose]

I have a hamnyurger in me.  And homemade baked beans.  And several other types of foodstuffs.  And a beer or two.  My stomach is crying out for relief.

[NGTM-1R]

I have managed to remover ten of the people who came over for the fourth. This leaves me with about twenty. Christ. :/

[Dilmah G]

So tell them each to call five friends and now you have a hundred.

[Aardwolf]

I think he's trying to get rid of them

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I'm seriously thinking of spending money to buy some heavy curtains to mitigate the ludicrous amount of noise coming from my housing estate, which is driving me up several walls.

[Bob-san]

My dad went to see an old friend about seven hours ago.  He has final go ahead and say so for fireworks, so we're stuck waiting to go until he gets back, if he does tonight.

At least we didn't get rained out, like happened back home.

Where are you that you must go to fireworks with your family?

[Snail]

I lent my computer someone and it got all icky with trojans and malware and some ****ing Ask Jeeves toolbar, I mean what the ****?

[Jeff Vader]

I lent my computer someone and it got all icky with trojans and malware and some ****ing Ask Jeeves toolbar, I mean what the ****?

Well,

I lent my computer someone

[Colonol Dekker]

Total Recall sweded





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