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Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11020 on: July 05, 2010, 01:10:17 pm
Quote from: Jeff Vader on July 05, 2010, 01:01:15 pm
Quote from: Snail on July 05, 2010, 12:24:37 pm
I lent my computer someone and it got all icky with trojans and malware and some ****ing Ask Jeeves toolbar, I mean what the ****?
Well,
Quote from: Snail on July 05, 2010, 12:24:37 pm
I lent my computer someone
Yeah I guess you has point...
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11021 on: July 05, 2010, 01:13:29 pm
Then again, that Ask toolbar keeps popping up everywhere. I think the latest incarnation of Foxit Reader installed it without asking any questions.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline castor

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11022 on: July 05, 2010, 01:17:11 pm
Bought some "Euroshopper" beer, just to try it out. Bad move.
 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11023 on: July 05, 2010, 03:29:35 pm
Quote from: Snail on July 05, 2010, 12:24:37 pm
I lent my computer someone and it got all icky with trojans and malware and some ****ing Ask Jeeves toolbar, I mean what the ****?

I had the same problem with my thumbdrive before. I lent it to my schoolmates for a data transfer for a few days. When it came back, it had a virus on it.
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Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11024 on: July 05, 2010, 07:55:06 pm
I have a new favorite lipstick.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11025 on: July 05, 2010, 08:54:29 pm
I'm so epically tired.
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11026 on: July 06, 2010, 02:23:11 am
Three people have already checked on my latest posting to ff.net. It hasn't even turned up on the series page yet.  :shaking:
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11027 on: July 06, 2010, 04:50:30 am
My xbawks live ran out, nooooooooooo!
  

Offline qazwsx

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11028 on: July 06, 2010, 09:02:58 am
Recovered from Prom
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

<dsockwell> idk about you guys but the reason i follow God's law is so I can get my rocks off in the afterlife
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11029 on: July 06, 2010, 09:22:18 am
How hungover are you?
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11030 on: July 06, 2010, 01:19:45 pm
trainwreck cant drink he's only 14
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline watsisname

Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11031 on: July 06, 2010, 01:37:52 pm
It's over 100 F-ing degrees here.  What the ****.  That's hotter than my ****ing colon. >:|
In my world of sleepers, everything will be erased.
I'll be your religion, your only endless ideal.
Slowly we crawl in the dark.
Swallowed by the seductive night.
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11032 on: July 06, 2010, 03:06:29 pm
Talking to my mum's brother's oldest kid.

Never met him or his brother b/c his dad is even more alienated from the family than my mum is.

From his facebook, he is pretty guidoish. Blech. W/e.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11033 on: July 06, 2010, 03:45:27 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. Sex led to the discovery of my 3rd known ovarian cyst and then lots of anguish this afternoon.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Aardwolf

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11034 on: July 06, 2010, 04:24:09 pm
I got to bed at 6am, and woke up at 4pm.

And I had a nightmare about my computer having malware.
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11035 on: July 06, 2010, 05:08:35 pm
Quote from: iamzack on July 06, 2010, 03:45:27 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. Sex led to the discovery of my 3rd known ovarian cyst and then lots of anguish this afternoon.

You know, it might be better if you stopped getting laid, since it only seems to lead to madness and pain for you.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11036 on: July 06, 2010, 05:20:58 pm
Nah, that's only because I don't really remark on it unless there's something unusual (read: painful) involved. Out of the hundreds of times I've gotten laid, only a handful have ended up like this. :D
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Aardwolf

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11037 on: July 06, 2010, 05:45:01 pm
Quote from: iamzack on July 06, 2010, 05:20:58 pm
Nah, that's only because I don't really remark on it unless there's something unusual (read: painful) involved. Out of the hundreds of times I've gotten laid, only a handful have ended up like this. :D

Availability Heuristic strikes again!
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11038 on: July 06, 2010, 08:55:10 pm
Quote from: iamzack on July 06, 2010, 01:19:45 pm
trainwreck cant drink he's only 14
Did that stop you? :P
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11039 on: July 06, 2010, 09:28:14 pm
Quote from: Dilmah G on July 06, 2010, 08:55:10 pm
Quote from: iamzack on July 06, 2010, 01:19:45 pm
trainwreck cant drink he's only 14
Did that stop you? :P

I'm an optimist. I don't see people as similar to myself if I can help it.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
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