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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11160 on: July 14, 2010, 08:54:37 am
Quote from: Klaustrophobia on July 13, 2010, 10:17:47 pm
i'm looking for a response that says "leave me the **** alone" rather than "i'm game".
Drink one hundred beers. Kick a police car's ass.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11161 on: July 14, 2010, 10:41:40 am
i was bored so i spent all night playing starcraft. its almost 8 am and im going to bed.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11162 on: July 14, 2010, 10:48:00 am
May as well just do an all-nighter.
 

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11163 on: July 14, 2010, 10:52:55 am
Insomnia doesn't work like that, it tends to go from 'I simply cannot sleep' to 'if I don't sleep right now, I'm going to collapse', almost instantaneously :(
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11164 on: July 14, 2010, 10:58:18 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on July 14, 2010, 08:05:29 am
Just got back from work.

Man, my feet are killing me.

I tried to come up with some sort of suitably foot fetish-related commentary on what you must do for work, but it wouldn't come together.

Just pretend I said something hilarous.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11165 on: July 14, 2010, 10:58:59 am
Quote from: NGTM-1R on July 14, 2010, 10:58:18 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on July 14, 2010, 08:05:29 am
Just got back from work.

Man, my feet are killing me.

I tried to come up with some sort of suitably foot fetish-related commentary on what you must do for work, but it wouldn't come together.

Just pretend I said something hilarous.
:wakka:

Oh, you...
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11166 on: July 14, 2010, 11:23:40 am
Quote from: NGTM-1R on July 14, 2010, 10:58:18 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on July 14, 2010, 08:05:29 am
Just got back from work.

Man, my feet are killing me.

I tried to come up with some sort of suitably foot fetish-related commentary on what you must do for work, but it wouldn't come together.

Just pretend I said something hilarous.
Okay. I'll pretend I made a witty comeback to it.
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11167 on: July 14, 2010, 11:36:46 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on July 14, 2010, 11:23:40 am
Okay. I'll pretend I made a witty comeback to it.

Done.
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

A Feddie Story
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11168 on: July 14, 2010, 03:30:00 pm
I'm considering this absolute bargain hosting package. Two quid a month seems fair.

http://ihostgreen.co.uk/offers



I wouldn't normally condone this...... so ummm.

Anyway........ :blah:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Titan

Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11169 on: July 14, 2010, 03:34:15 pm
That site hasn't been updated in weeks. All those deals have long since expired.  :wtf:
Sig nuked! New one coming soon!
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11170 on: July 14, 2010, 03:38:07 pm
Use the coupon code #hostgreen for 50% off, one time use.
I paid a whole £1 with a recurring £1.99 monthly fee.

Bargain :D


Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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Offline Titan

Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11171 on: July 14, 2010, 04:48:08 pm
 :lol: 50% doesn't even seem worth it.
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11172 on: July 14, 2010, 04:53:57 pm
For the higher rated packages it'd be worth it.


But it'd be a waste of a deal if i didn't use it, wouldn't it ;7


EDIT- where it asks for a referee, don't forget to put my e-mail in [email protected]

:D
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png
 

Offline Titan

Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11173 on: July 14, 2010, 05:31:30 pm
Are you trying to start a spam farm?
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11174 on: July 14, 2010, 05:51:59 pm
Wait and see.

If people ever checked my profile links they'd have seen the many revisions before i went and purchased this... with ACTUAL monies :lol:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png
 

Offline Hades

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11175 on: July 14, 2010, 11:10:34 pm
Cut my foot a few times today in my pool, including a 2-3 cm deep one in my heel. I think the pool was filled with knives instead of water.
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL
 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11176 on: July 14, 2010, 11:15:22 pm
Time for a tetanus shot

Seriously if its actually 2-3 cm deep you might need to get that looked at.

Anyway, started up Eskrima in historic weapons class tonight, its going to be fun.
“Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world”
 

Offline Hades

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11177 on: July 14, 2010, 11:20:45 pm
Quote from: StarSlayer on July 14, 2010, 11:15:22 pm
Time for a tetanus shot

Seriously if its actually 2-3 cm deep you might need to get that looked at.

Anyway, started up Eskrima in historic weapons class tonight, its going to be fun.
Well, it's really nothing, I once had a metal wire go into one side of my hand and out the other when I tripped and fell on my hands. Didn't notice until a few minutes later when my grandmother pointed out that my hand was soaked in blood. Also, I have no life insurance so my mother wouldn't take me anyway.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2010, 11:30:14 pm by Hades »
[22:29] <sigtau> Hello, #hard-light?  I'm trying to tell a girl she looks really good for someone who doesn't exercise.  How do I word that non-offensively?
[22:29] <RangerKarl|AtWork> "you look like a big tasty muffin"
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<batwota> wouldn’t that mean that it’s prepared to kiss your ass if you flank it :p
<batwota> wow
<batwota> KILL
  

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11178 on: July 14, 2010, 11:29:25 pm
Whether or not you notice is irrelevant to whether or not it becomes infected and causes the amputation of your foot.

Get it checked out.
 

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life- Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11179 on: July 14, 2010, 11:30:56 pm
Yeah don't wait till it smells like almonds.
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