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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11600 on: August 04, 2010, 04:25:32 pm
Everything sucks. Might as well play moar Mass Effect or something.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

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11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []
 

Offline TopAce

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11601 on: August 04, 2010, 04:27:19 pm
Quote from: qazwsx on August 04, 2010, 03:59:16 pm
Quote from: TopAce on August 04, 2010, 01:17:49 pm
I've just watched Le Professionel (Jean Bel Mondo in the lead role). What an outstanding movie. I'm impressed by it every time I watch it.
For others, this movie was also known as Leon, and featured Natalie Portman lolicon.
It was very good

The movie, not the loli >_>

I said Jean Paul Belmondo, not Jean Reno. Natalie Portman wasn't even born when the movie I was talking about was made.
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Offline qazwsx

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11602 on: August 04, 2010, 05:23:02 pm
derp.
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

<dsockwell> idk about you guys but the reason i follow God's law is so I can get my rocks off in the afterlife
 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11603 on: August 04, 2010, 05:39:07 pm
Quote from: TopAce on August 04, 2010, 04:27:19 pm
I said Jean Paul Belmondo, not Jean Reno. Natalie Portman wasn't even born when the movie I was talking about was made.

Well, you have to admit unborn is pretty loli.
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Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11604 on: August 04, 2010, 06:03:09 pm
Quote from: NGTM-1R on August 04, 2010, 05:39:07 pm
Quote from: TopAce on August 04, 2010, 04:27:19 pm
I said Jean Paul Belmondo, not Jean Reno. Natalie Portman wasn't even born when the movie I was talking about was made.
Well, you have to admit unborn is pretty loli.
eugh
 

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11605 on: August 04, 2010, 08:11:11 pm
the tops of my shoulders are baked good. my chest is a little red, too, but my shoulders kinda hurt.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11606 on: August 04, 2010, 08:15:26 pm
im back finally. i hate traveling.
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline Scotty

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11607 on: August 05, 2010, 12:35:42 am
I've spent the day playing games like The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn.

Nostalgia trip.
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11608 on: August 05, 2010, 01:30:35 am
Parents gave lots of money to retarded younger sibling. Extreme loathing for aforementioned younger sibling has been developed.
 

Offline Klaustrophobia

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11609 on: August 05, 2010, 01:42:50 am
sometimes i wish i was an only child.  your post reminded me of this.
I like to stare at the sun.
  

Offline qazwsx

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11610 on: August 05, 2010, 04:59:33 am
Quote from: Snail on August 05, 2010, 01:30:35 am
Parents gave lots of money to retarded younger sibling. Extreme loathing for aforementioned younger sibling has been developed.
any reason?
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

<dsockwell> idk about you guys but the reason i follow God's law is so I can get my rocks off in the afterlife
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11611 on: August 05, 2010, 05:13:21 am
Quote from: qazwsx on August 05, 2010, 04:59:33 am
Quote from: Snail on August 05, 2010, 01:30:35 am
Parents gave lots of money to retarded younger sibling. Extreme loathing for aforementioned younger sibling has been developed.
any reason?
Not that I know of. Probably none.
 

Offline qazwsx

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11612 on: August 05, 2010, 05:16:07 am
 :lol:
<Achillion> I mean, it's not like he's shoving the brain-goo in a usb slot and praying to kurzweil to bring the singularity

<dsockwell> idk about you guys but the reason i follow God's law is so I can get my rocks off in the afterlife
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11613 on: August 05, 2010, 05:40:51 am
Additionally, he has absolutely no use for it since he doesn't spend his incredibly large accumulation of wealth on anything - He just uses their money (or mine!).
 

Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11614 on: August 05, 2010, 05:46:58 am
angry angry angry
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11615 on: August 05, 2010, 06:51:07 am
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11616 on: August 05, 2010, 08:54:34 am
Aside from getting ready for HLP BBQ and my back still being in agony i'm not telling  you any of my dirty secrets.
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11617 on: August 05, 2010, 09:32:40 am
not going to the beach today... i am sunburned enough.
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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11618 on: August 05, 2010, 12:33:35 pm
Redecorating house with parents and sister, recipe for hell. Luckily I get rid of them for four days starting tomorrow. Just myself and the dogs, yay :D
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<The_E>   Errr
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Offline Bob-san

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Re: Whatever Happens In Your Life - Reality Has Left the Building
Reply #11619 on: August 05, 2010, 12:37:19 pm
Quote from: Ravenholme on August 05, 2010, 12:33:35 pm
Redecorating house with parents and sister, recipe for hell. Luckily I get rid of them for four days starting tomorrow. Just myself and the dogs, yay :D
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