Well, my transsexual friend's (she sees herself as a man) ex-boyfriend (who started dating her after she identified herself as a man) knocked at my house this afternoon. That in itself is not all that strange due to me getting on quite well with my friends partners, no what was strange was that I've met the guy twice before today. Both times for only a few hours.
Add on the fact of how they broke up and both enjoy revenge as a regular accompaniment with their meals, it left me feeling....wary around him.
So due to the still unrevealed reasons the guy turned up at my house, I reverted to ye olde 'Ensure that they know you're not gay by repeatedly directing the conversations to how great breasts are' tactic and if they brought up the "If you were..." question, answer with "Chuck Norris and Garrus Vakarian" as a full spectrum deffence.
I got rid of the guy after a while, but it still wasn't soon enough to stop me for fearing for my rear.
Now I'm off to go watch lesbian porn and play Gratuitous Space Battles.