[FireSpawn]

Not gonna happen Chief. Besides, are you denying that Chuck Norris, Garrus Vakarian and Pen² are not the three prime examples of what a man should aspire to?

*SpaceTime tearing kicks.

*The ability to calibrate anything so well that it needs a cigarette afterwards.

*And the ability to drink more beer than Dekker while still retaining the cognative power to get the **** out of dodge just before everthing goes to Tang.


Because if you are denying these facts, I will be forced to send out the 'Reclaimers' to seize your 'Y' chromosomes and replace them with the more aptly placed 'X' ones.

[Nuke]

what size breasts do you want?

[deathfun]

36DD's






















Wait what

[NGTM-1R]

Not gonna happen Chief. Besides, are you denying that Chuck Norris, Garrus Vakarian and Pen² are not the three prime examples of what a man should aspire to?

An overrated Republican mouthpiece stupid enough to endorse Newt Gingrich and oppose lesbian porn, a sniper with serious authority issues who likes stacking other issues on top of his existing issues, and a hotsprings penguin.

Versus a man who survived the worst battle of his time, made the greatest scientific discovery of his time, all but won the greatest war of his time singlehanded, and found the women available to him so unsatisfying he had to travel to an alternate universe to get enough sex. And he talked down to gods. And they listened.

Yeah.

You sit up straighter now that we're talking about a real man.

[Colonol Dekker]

But Firespawns 3 are REAL 

[FireSpawn]

An overrated Republican mouthpiece stupid enough to endorse Newt Gingrich and oppose lesbian porn, a sniper with serious authority issues who likes stacking other issues on top of his existing issues, and a hotsprings penguin.

Versus a man who survived the worst battle of his time, made the greatest scientific discovery of his time, all but won the greatest war of his time singlehanded, and found the women available to him so unsatisfying he had to travel to an alternate universe to get enough sex. And he talked down to gods. And they listened.

Yeah.

You sit up straighter now that we're talking about a real man.

You do make a good point......How about I add him to the list?

[deathfun]

That's not a real man NGTM
A real man isn't fictional

Therefore Firespawn (as misguided as his choices are) has more a valid point than you


Semantics aside, yours isn't a real man. A real man is John Marston. He did what had to be done for his family
And what had to be done is eliminate a massive gang, play a pivotal role in a revolution, and fight regardless of how grim the situation looked

That's a far better person to idolize

[The E]

He's just as real as any other person mentioned. He's more human, which is a characteristic not to be underestimated, but he isn't any more real.

[BlueFlames]

Versus a man who survived the worst battle of his time, made the greatest scientific discovery of his time, all but won the greatest war of his time singlehanded, and found the women available to him so unsatisfying he had to travel to an alternate universe to get enough sex. And he talked down to gods. And they listened.

That's impressive and all, but Picard stands as proof that, in the Star Trek universe, somewhere between the twenty-first and twenty-fourth centuries, the French got dominated so hard by the British that almost every aspect of their culture, right down to that obnoxious accent, was eradicated.  Sisko may have won a war, but Picard taught me that the future is bright.

[Firstdragon34]

The worst feeling is that you have awaken but you can't move! It hate it espicially when you lying facedown on your pillow. My worst nightmare was with some kind of Rancor in it. At least I woke before anything really bad happened.

I said to myself, You're dreaming, wake up And I did. 

I haven't had nightmare in two or three years, I'm not kidding. I wasn't in the pit at Jabba's, it was more in a massive warehouse where I could fly like Boba Fett.

Once it took place in the woods behind my house. Scary.   

[Aardwolf]

I finally made an "ArtilleryBug" class for my FPS! It doesn't do anything yet, but at least I now have a space set aside to code in. I'd been procrastinating on this for far too long.

[deathfun]

He's just as real as any other person mentioned. He's more human, which is a characteristic not to be underestimated, but he isn't any more real.

Hence my first section of the reply

Promptly followed by "Semantics aside" and the listing of a new candidate




AND IM DISAPPOINTED
I finally win something in the sweepstakes for Rockstar Games, but nooo, didn't realize I got the email UNTIL A MONTH ****ING LATER
Disappointed. That is all

[FireSpawn]

The youngest of my brothers (younger than Dekker, older than me) is being a dramatic little ***** again, swearing at our Mum and wishing us all dead. Then, when I went downstairs to look for my mum's mobile phone, he calls me into the living room, and proceeds to swear at me and call me what surmises to be a waste of space and drain on the household. All without provocation from me and with me attempting to be civil.....Up until I told him to shut up and not talk to me like **** on the bottom of his shoe, otherwise I'd knock him out.

Never. 

EVER 

EVER

Has fratricide looked as appealing as it does now.
 I could do it quite easily as well, as it'd just look like he fell off that ludicrously tall pedestal he seems to have placed himself upon.

[Nuke]

sounds like a little bit of foot to ass would do him a world of good.

[FireSpawn]

sounds like a little bit of foot to ass would do him a world of good.

That's what I told my mum, but she reminded me that the little **** works for a law firm and would press charges against me to the full extent he could. Such is the guy's manner of thinking at the moment. Though I'm seriously considering grinding up some wisteria seeds and mixing them in with his food. 

[Dilmah G]

DO IT.

[Klaustrophobia]

sounds like a little bit of foot to ass would do him a world of good.

That's what I told my mum, but she reminded me that the little **** works for a law firm and would press charges against me to the full extent he could. Such is the guy's manner of thinking at the moment. Though I'm seriously considering grinding up some wisteria seeds and mixing them in with his food. 

if he works for a law firm he should know he has no proof.  as long as you do it when no one else sees it.  i'd love to see the judge that would take "my brother hit me because i was being a douche" case seriously.

[FireSpawn]

That may be the case, but I don't need the grief. The last twelve months have been bad enough for me and the family without adding to it with this.

[watsisname]

Bigass Solar ****storm detected.  HEADED RIGHT FOR US!

And it's 2012, so we're totally ****ing ****ed.  Mayans knew it, I knew it, now you know it.

lata

[FireSpawn]

*snip*

Bigass Solar ****storm detected.  HEADED RIGHT FOR US!

And it's 2012, so we're totally ****ing ****ed.  Mayans knew it, I knew it, now you know it.

lata

This is how the story in Chrome Hounds started off...Should I be anticipating this, or concerned?
****. *****es will be out to capture my COMBAS if this gets serious!