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Offline colecampbell666

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Tell a Story
on: May 10, 2008, 02:42:52 pm
Rules:
Write one or two lines only.
Be creative.
Leave the ending open.
Don't post a comment, post a story.



One day Carl was crawling around in the ventilation of HLP station...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #1 on: May 10, 2008, 03:19:10 pm
then he ran into one of nuke's gatling gun traps and promptly got splattered.

the end
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Nuke's Scripting SVN
 

Offline WeatherOp

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #2 on: May 10, 2008, 03:49:46 pm
....of Carl, but Nuke got arrested.
Decent Blacksmith, Master procrastinator.

PHD in the field of Almost Finishing Projects.
 

Offline Topgun

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #3 on: May 10, 2008, 04:06:47 pm
and the poiliceman said that this thread will be locked because it's a stupid forum game.
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #4 on: May 10, 2008, 04:19:39 pm
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline Admiral_Stones

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #5 on: May 10, 2008, 04:27:09 pm
Quote from: colecampbell666 on May 10, 2008, 02:42:52 pm
Rules:
Write one or two lines only.
Be creative.
Leave the ending open.
Don't post a comment, post a story.



One day Carl was crawling around in the ventilation of HLP station...


Suddenly, one Panel breaks and he drops into Gooby's office
And this ain't no ****. But don't quote me for that one. - Mika

I shall rrreach worrrld domination!
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #6 on: May 10, 2008, 04:28:49 pm
Goober promptly reaches for his flamethrower...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #7 on: May 10, 2008, 04:41:49 pm
...too find that the holy water it contains is ineffective against the shivan monstrosity.
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #8 on: May 10, 2008, 04:42:26 pm
Cursing whoever did such a thing, he beats Carl over the head with it...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #9 on: May 10, 2008, 04:45:56 pm
...but it only angers the shivan, leaving Goober to only one last resort...
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #10 on: May 10, 2008, 04:52:13 pm
HE CALLS IN THE FRICKIN' SHARKS WITH FRICKIN' LAZERS ON THEIR FRICKIN' HEADS!!!!!...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
  

Offline haloboy100

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #11 on: May 10, 2008, 05:11:03 pm
....or he just throws his lunch at carl and runs away.

*waiting for lockage*
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #12 on: May 10, 2008, 05:54:05 pm
The end.



Forever.
 

Offline Aardwolf

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #13 on: May 11, 2008, 12:41:08 am
[non-story]
What's wrong with forum games in the off-topic section? It's better than the one where you compete to get the longest string of curse words...
[/non-story]
 

Offline BrotherBryon

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #14 on: May 11, 2008, 01:47:20 am
Went out with his brothers and their soon to be married friend tonight. You all fill in the rest, (*note only if it involves our hero getting totally wasted at a bar he hasn't been to in years). Spell checker is great!!!!!
Holy Crap. SHIVANS! Tours
 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #15 on: May 11, 2008, 01:57:06 am
Quote from: Aardwolf on May 11, 2008, 12:41:08 am
[non-story]
What's wrong with forum games in the off-topic section? It's better than the one where you compete to get the longest string of curse words...
[/non-story]
[Multiple author forum stories always fail]
This makes roughly as much sense as that one "game", where the point was to just always quote the person who posted before you in that thread. But then again, that got locked after the third post or something.
[/Multiple author forum stories always fail]
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

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Offline Flipside

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #16 on: May 11, 2008, 02:07:52 am
I will treat this the same as the Word Association thread.

Whilst there is interest and participation, I will go against my own urges and leave it open, but if it is quiet for a few months and then gets resurrected, or if it degenerates into (even more) pointlessness, it will get locked.
 

Offline Admiral_Stones

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #17 on: May 11, 2008, 03:16:24 am
Quote from: haloboy100 on May 10, 2008, 05:11:03 pm
....or he just throws his lunch at Carl and runs away.

*waiting for lockage*

Panicked, Goobey storms out of his office whilst Carl snaps the lunch out of the air.
And this ain't no ****. But don't quote me for that one. - Mika

I shall rrreach worrrld domination!
 

Offline Davros

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #18 on: May 11, 2008, 03:21:22 am
Once upon a time there were 3 bears
now theres bloody millions
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #19 on: May 11, 2008, 10:49:28 am
Quote from: Admiral_Stones on May 11, 2008, 03:16:24 am
Panicked, Goobey storms out of his office whilst Carl snaps the lunch out of the air.
But Carl isn't appeased, as Gooby had liver for lunch...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
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