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Offline Hellstryker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #40 on: May 13, 2008, 12:45:05 am
collapse all nodes out of the system...
 

Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #41 on: May 13, 2008, 01:07:23 pm
Stranded in a system with a PMSing Sath, Bosch quickly realizes that the only thing he can do...
Gettin' back to dodgin' lasers.
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #42 on: May 13, 2008, 03:23:41 pm
...Self-destruct sequence activated, set direct course for the Sathanas...

(Disregard this if you want)
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #43 on: May 13, 2008, 03:25:10 pm
Bosch and kara jump into an escape pod, and Gooby wonders what they are doing. Little does he know that the escape pod has an UBER JUMP DRIVE!!!!...

(we never disregard anything, we have to go with what you say)
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #44 on: May 13, 2008, 03:30:39 pm
The pod entered realspace over a desert planet and entered a descending vector alongside an escape pod holding an astromech droid, and a protocol droid..... then :nervous:
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #45 on: May 13, 2008, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh, fiddlesticks", said the protocol droid: "We're in the wrong universe!". And the escape pod said poof and was never seen again.
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23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

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14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #46 on: May 13, 2008, 04:03:42 pm
(No Wait! I must rescue that plotline!  :lol: )
But a rift was left in it's wake, leaving the universes merged.
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Offline colecampbell666

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #47 on: May 13, 2008, 04:40:42 pm
The Sath, finding itself over Coruscant, proceeded to nuke the planet. The cataclysm was too much for the thin fabric of the universe, and they were rent apart.
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #48 on: May 13, 2008, 04:50:20 pm
*meanwhile, back on board the escape pod, Kara and Bosch are eating rancid liver...*
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #49 on: May 13, 2008, 05:20:30 pm
And taking in the scenic aroma. looking back at the destroyed Iceni, they see a Sath disappear before their eyes, and reappear seconds later. Laying off the Bosch Beer...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #50 on: May 13, 2008, 08:28:45 pm
...because Bosch started hearing voices telling him to burn things.
 

Offline Hellstryker

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #51 on: May 13, 2008, 09:29:59 pm
...Such as the teletubby cruiser which just warped in from the Kykassistan system...
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #52 on: May 14, 2008, 01:12:37 pm
. The cruiser charges up its beams, and a loud voice proclaims over the comms "SHOOP DA WHOOP" just before a taco appears in the beam cannon.
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #53 on: May 14, 2008, 02:44:09 pm
...Jamming up the matrix, resulting in...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #54 on: May 14, 2008, 04:47:59 pm
The Ultimate Battle Of Ultimate Destiny!
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #55 on: May 14, 2008, 05:26:55 pm
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones, into the crotch of...
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #56 on: May 14, 2008, 06:18:22 pm
Goober5000...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #57 on: May 14, 2008, 06:19:21 pm
He fell on the ground, writhing in pain, as kara changed back into Terran Frakking Command...
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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #58 on: May 14, 2008, 07:25:34 pm
But Chuck saw through this clever disguise, and he crushed Kara's head in between his thighs...

(I pity the guy that has to type the rest :drevil:)
Fun while it lasted.

Then bitter.
 

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Re: Tell a Story
Reply #59 on: May 14, 2008, 08:04:23 pm
Then Admiral Petrarch and Admiral Ahmose and...Screw that... Wings Alpha through Omega jumped in...
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