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What happend the first time you heard "DIVE DIVE DIVE!"

Dived and lived!!
29 (33%)
Pulled up and died...
15 (17%)
Went in a random direction ... but lived
13 (14.8%)
Freaked out and died...
21 (23.9%)
I don't remember ...
6 (6.8%)
Reacted too late and tried to dive ...
4 (4.5%)

Total Members Voted: 87

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Offline ShadowGorrath

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You mean the traitor/desertion debriefings?

I wonder who'd be stupid enough to run from a mission and run back to base to get hanged. Or become a traitor and return to base.

 

Offline Snail

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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

 

Offline Jeff Vader

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Well, it would have been a bit abrupt ending for FS2 if there would just have been a briefing saying "We know all about you! You stole the Sunder and framed loyal NTF members to be responsible for the destruction of it. Prepare to die. *zap*". Right?
Well, GTVA Command seems to do that every so often in debriefings.
I hope you noticed that I used the word "briefing", referring to a silly scenario where the "briefing" (not "debriefing") of ...But Hate the Traitor would include the said execution, thus causing "sudden death" during the game, leaving the player with a high sense of wtf.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

14:04 < achillion > Sometimes the way to simplify is to just have a habit and not think about it too much
14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

22:16 < T-Rog > I don't know how my gf would feel about Jewish conspiracy porn

15:41 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
15:47 < EvilBagel> butt
15:51 < Achillion> yes
15:53 <-INFO > EveningTea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

18:53 < Achillion> Dicks are fun

21:41 < MatthTheGeek> you can't spell assassin without two asses

20:05 < sigtau> i'm mining titcoins from now on

00:31 < oldlaptop> Drunken antisocial educated freezing hicks with good Internet == Finland stereotype

11:46 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has joined #hard-light
11:50 < achtung> Surely you've heard of DVDA
11:50 < achtung> Double Vaginal Double ANal
11:51 < Kobrar> ...
11:51 <-INFO > Kobrar [[email protected]] has left #hard-light []

 

Offline Kie99

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You mean the traitor/desertion debriefings?

I wonder who'd be stupid enough to run from a mission and run back to base to get hanged. Or become a traitor and return to base.

I don't think you get hanged for desertion, "Wilfully firing on Allied ships is a Capital Offence" but there's nothing mentioned about desertion being one AFAICR.
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Online Colonol Dekker

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There are desertion persona wav files :p
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Offline Droid803

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That's if you fly too far away from a certain point, I think.
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Offline ShadowGorrath

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If you go 600km away using SCP, you get self-destructed.

But I meant that when you return to base without authorisation.

 

Online Colonol Dekker

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Depends on the mod you play :nervous: you could get re-assigned, lose your homebase, and end up losing th war against the french. just get a ticking off.
I
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GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
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Offline WMCoolmon

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"Congratulations, Alpha 1! For your incredible fighting skills against the Vasudans, your unequaled record of capital ship kills, and the disappearance of Admiral Bosch into the nebula, YOU have been made the head of the NTF!"

"****!"
-C

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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A few days ago, I reached Into the Lions' Den. I dove and lived. Again. :D
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

 

Offline Excalibur

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Well, I hit my burners :( but died because I flew straight. I think I turned around everywhere the next time to see what was coming...

3rd time lucky I think. Just follow the AI.
His legacy will last until the beginning.

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Well, I hit my burners :( but died because I flew straight. I think I turned around everywhere the next time to see what was coming...

3rd time lucky I think. Just follow the AI.

Speaking of the AI...do they even use their afterburners?
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

 

Offline Retsof

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Speaking of the AI...do they even use their afterburners?
no, they just have the perfect waypoints.
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I can't help but hear a shotgun cocking with this.

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Am I right to assume that they're also placed slightly lower than the player? :mad2:
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

 

Offline Droid803

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Yeah, most likely.
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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Yeah, most likely.

Quote from: GTVA Colossus X-2
Well crap.

Oh, look, 555 posts...
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser

 

Offline Stormkeeper

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DEM and JAD should be voice acted :p
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Offline Mars

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Yeah, it's a little weird playing JAD with MS Sam

 

Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Yeah. Sometimes, I have to purse my lips when I hear MSS's voice from a female pilot.

Hey, make him say "soif".
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Quote: Wednesday, 6 November 2019, 1845hrs UTC, #gaming
The_E
behold the power of this fully armed and operational recluse

z64555
but does it destroy planets with a turbo laser