Author Topic: Look at these puppies!.....erm bat. (Read 9579 times)

karajorma · **on:** July 09, 2008, 07:59:20 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm

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A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.
Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.
When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat.
"It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.

She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.
"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.
"That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe.
"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.

"When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there.
"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.
"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.
"The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before.

"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."
The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.

Questions raised.

1) How much do you have to drink to fail to notice a live bat in your underwear?
2) How did it manage to get into her drawer in the first place?
3) Just what hell vibrate setting does she usually have her phone set to?

Turambar · **Reply #1 on:** July 09, 2008, 09:51:22 am

My question was: 34FF!!?!?!?!!

for the record, this is what that looks like

not bad at all for 19, but the poor little bat was probably being smothered.

Stormkeeper · **Reply #2 on:** July 09, 2008, 10:10:17 am

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It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there...

I bet it was.

The poor bat. I guess play time was over.

colecampbell666 · **Reply #3 on:** July 09, 2008, 10:35:16 am

Blue Lion · **Reply #4 on:** July 09, 2008, 11:00:24 am

I'm guessing this is ok. This is one of the pics from the news article I read about it.

Just to give an idea...

FUBAR-BDHR · **Reply #5 on:** July 09, 2008, 12:31:06 pm

Wonder what else she's found in those over the years.

Mongoose · **Reply #6 on:** July 09, 2008, 01:24:12 pm

Atlantis?

Jeff Vader · **Reply #7 on:** July 09, 2008, 01:26:48 pm

Mmm, booby.

Can't be good for her back, though.

jdjtcagle · **Reply #8 on:** July 09, 2008, 01:32:46 pm

I <3 google ads

karajorma · **Reply #9 on:** July 09, 2008, 01:41:26 pm

Quote from: Blue Lion on July 09, 2008, 11:00:24 am

I'm guessing this is ok. This is one of the pics from the news article I read about it.

Just to give an idea...

Well I guessed Sunday Sport rather than Daily Mail.

I apologise to the Sunday Sport, I should have known they were far too classy for that.

Blue Lion · **Reply #10 on:** July 09, 2008, 02:04:33 pm

Almost time to set thread titles to see what kind of ads we get?

BloodEagle · **Reply #11 on:** July 09, 2008, 03:03:10 pm

Quote from: Blue Lion on July 09, 2008, 02:04:33 pm

Almost time to set thread titles to see what kind of ads we get?

We should never, never link to an article about an arrested pedophile.

BlackDove · **Reply #12 on:** July 09, 2008, 05:50:33 pm

Yeah, 34FF is the only thing I saw in that article.

And something about a bat...?

Flipside · **Reply #13 on:** July 09, 2008, 08:08:43 pm

Vampirism is sounding more and more appealing...

Well, actually, no it isn't, but what the hell...

Stormkeeper · **Reply #14 on:** July 09, 2008, 08:10:04 pm

I'd go for being a Raith. White Court Vampires. Supernaturally hot sex, hell yes.

Nuke · **Reply #15 on:** July 09, 2008, 08:59:09 pm

NGTM-1R · **Reply #16 on:** July 09, 2008, 09:13:58 pm

Caught in a boobie trap.

S-99 · **Reply #17 on:** July 09, 2008, 09:21:11 pm

Reminds me when this girl got a kitten for free. And her mom wouldn't let have any pets. She asked me if i'd hide it for her and i said yes. I just put the kitten in the hood of my hoodie, and actually forgot about it all day. She came up to me at the end of the day at the fair and was asking about her cat. I was like what cat? I was astounded to find that i forgot about but kept very comfortable the sleeping kitty all day.

Of course this doesn't compare to anything at all like animals in chicks drawers.

At least the article wasn't about a gerbil being stuck in someones underwear.

Stormkeeper · **Reply #18 on:** July 09, 2008, 10:08:42 pm

You mean you went around your business with a sleeping kitten in your hood?

S-99 · **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2008, 12:25:24 am

Yeah, i totally forgot about it. It was damp and rainy that day too. But, me and the kitten were warm. It just slept all day, i can't believe all the places i had to run to and it didn't bother the kitten at all. And yes at the end of the day the kitten was still alive and toasty warm.

No i did not take the kitten to the toilet without me knowing. I didn't do #2 that day.

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