[Scuddie]

Shortly after lunch hour begins, play an air raid sound over the campus loudspeakers.

[Retsof]

For extra kicks, a goatse background is bound to cause funny reactions.

What's so funny about a goat?

[Jeff Vader]

For extra kicks, a goatse background is bound to cause funny reactions.

What's so funny about a goat?

:facepalm: Goats are not funny. Goatse on the other hand... well it's not funny either. But if I posted it here, I'd surely get banned. So, use the Google, Luke.

[Retsof]

Judging from that I can figure it out and am not stupid enough to google it.

[Tyrian]

i hack into the school and change the entire schools screensavers and desktops on weekly basis.

How did you pull that one off?  (And not get caught?)

[ssmit132]

:facepalm: Goats are not funny. Goatse on the other hand... well it's not funny either. But if I posted it here, I'd surely get banned. So, use the Google, Luke.

Judging from that I can figure it out and am not stupid enough to google it.

Although I haven't seen it, I know what it is, and it freaks me out just thinking about it.
You most certainly DON'T want to Google it!

[Jeff Vader]

:facepalm: Goats are not funny. Goatse on the other hand... well it's not funny either. But if I posted it here, I'd surely get banned. So, use the Google, Luke.

Judging from that I can figure it out and am not stupid enough to google it.

Although I haven't seen it, I know what it is, and it freaks me out just thinking about it.
You most certainly DON'T want to Google it!

Oh, come on. It's one of those things that you just have to see at least once during your life. Much like lemonparty, tubgirl and 2 girls 1 cup.

[Mars]

I remember when my friend sent me the tubgirl link, disguised as a link to a myspace profile... and I fell for it.

[ssmit132]

Oh, come on. It's one of those things that you just have to see at least once during your life. Much like lemonparty, tubgirl and 2 girls 1 cup.

For the love of God, no...

[Al Tarket]

i assume this is an insane conversation? because my english is failing me at this point of the thread.

[Colonol Dekker]

If you don't understand the references, you don't need to know as they are cdecrepid flth.
Google the strange words if you can get away with it.

[Al Tarket]

i might have to as i dont have a clue what you are saying .

the results come up with nothing.

[Narwhal]

Oh, come on. It's one of those things that you just have to see at least once during your life. Much like lemonparty, tubgirl and 2 girls 1 cup.

http://www.xkcd.com/467/

[Galemp]

- complain that your female roommate ruined your chair while talking to her boyfriend on the phone

I will use this one this semester.

...wait, I'm not gonna have a female roommate.

[Polpolion]

Study hard and get good grades.

[Mika]

Fill the sink with water and tip all the sodium into it.

Unless you are intent on blowing a hole through the floor and into the basement, I would not suggest that. I'm not kidding, either.

I know this has actually happened at my home town. It wasn't a sink, but a toilet. Cracked the toilet seat in half. Was probably hilarious until the guilty party was sent to principal's office... Then some idiots stole a big piece Magnesium string with similarly disastrous results.

In most places this doesn't apply anymore, but the blackboard and charcoal were almost always a killer combination, if you didn't cause that streak noise, then at least you got a huge electric shock to fingers holding the charcoal.

I recall some guys working with a tractor constructed in 1950s. The teacher promised they would get the highest grade if they got it up and running. Surprisingly, they did and went to have a coffee in a local service station with it. It is a bit of a wonder also, that machine hadn't machined for 25 years...

Light coke and Mentos freshmakers cause an interesting reaction, or so I have heard.

Some of the guys at college bought some red candy color and mixed it with alcohol and coffee before Physics class and poured it on their coffee cups. At the end of the class we started to really have a debate, or almost an argument!

Getting lost while orienteering in the local swamp(&forest) was a big hit also. Some of the guys walked almost 10 kms in wrong direction.

But I don't see the point of doing any of this intentionally to hinder others schooling. If you do, don't be surprised if they own your soul in later life and have no remorse. Also, I realised how computer literate people currently are (You nerds!). We were mostly installing Leisure Suit Larry's and similar kind of stuff on school's computers...

And Lobo, that's student's life! My little brother did even better, he had a similar kind of night (partying till 6), thought that the exam starts at 8 so no use going to sleep, he went directly to exam, still drunken. I recall he said he started to have a hangover in the last hour of the exam time. Still pretty much better than anyone else on that class... And didn't he say sometime ago he had this Vodka bottle with him in the exam room (filled with water of course)?

I also recall one of my friends was an assitent in a certain place in the University, he also had a good night going on, and decided to walk back home (6 kms). But he only turned 180 degrees to a wrong direction, and after walking for 10 kms realised that he got the sign of the next village in front of him. So, he called a taxi, and went directly to home, but since it was already something like 7.30, and he was teaching at 8.00, he continued further with the taxi, to the University, and proceeded to teach there. He was only slightly sleepy during the lessons (Calculate it yourselves, I'm off to sleep!).

There are some funny stories about the burglar alarm and people getting so drunk that they shut down and start sleeping. But that's another story.

Mika

[Mika]

Then there is lots of fun stuff that one can achieve with liquid nitrogen. Like eating nitrogen freezed candies and buns. And there isn't a better dust remover than that. Then some people have done some crazier and more stupid stuff with that, but you should find it by yourselves, because I ain't tellin' nuffin'. Besides you should need some kind of security clearance to handle that stuff.

Mika

[Excalibur]

Some people think that others would do some of the really dangerous stuff - obviously if it's that dangerous, you wouldn't do it unless you were really stupid, it's only for laughs...
Such as tipping a large amount of sodium in the sink...

[tinfoil]

use an anonymous terminal to hack into the local security policy and screw around to taste...

[S-99]

Let out a small but extremely rank of a fart, and then leave to get some water or something.