[Hellstryker]

I've never even seen a goatse

Shame on you! You should have to suffer like everyone else! 

[Jeff Vader]

I've never even seen a goatse

My respect towards you just dropped 1.5 units.

[Odd Writings]

What about...
?

Old, I know. Too bad I lack 3d skills, else there'd be a shiny one with more beam cannons.

[Colonol Dekker]

I've never even seen a goatse

Although i directed my brother towards Goatse and tubgirl whilest he was round his friends house (whwn he was 15) Much roffled ensues.

[Mars]

Every time I go to my friends house I set his brother's home page to something distressing. Tubgirl, Goatse 2 girls 1 cup...

[S-99]

Ohh, I wacth baems btu onyl if teh besma ar=e freidnly adn it ther no eemey s arunod,

I think a good old mundane drunk comment would work great for dekkers sig. Quoting stormkeeper is just an example.

Mars, switch your friend's bro's homepage to scatpissblog.com
What are those old web addresses that would like open up a million web browser windows showing gross pictures, playing audio, so much so that it makes your computer crash?

[Stormkeeper]

Ohh, I wacth baems btu onyl if teh besma ar=e freidnly adn it ther no eemey s arunod,

I think a good old mundane drunk comment would work great for dekkers sig. Quoting stormkeeper is just an example.

...

[Colonol Dekker]

Gah! Now it's back to the old one, this is hurting my brain

There are gonna be five lines in my sig, "Scoob fanclub" and "in randomness etc" will take up two, so the next two suggestions are in regardsless. I want colour and links people !!

[S-99]

Link to this in your sig.

[terran_emperor]

Link to this in your sig.

DUDE! you are one sick fracker

[S-99]

Hey man, i just got bored one day, and made it. Good enough for a sig. I later blind folded those monkeys and took a pellet gun to them.

[Colonol Dekker]

Link to this in your sig.

DUDE! you are one sick fracker

I cannae check yoou-choob at work, so i'm abit unsure of that... What is it?

[S-99]

NSFW

[terran_emperor]

Its a VERY disturbing video involving inflatable monkeys.... 

S-99, you are a sick puppy

[Wobble73]

So Colonol have you found out who has been messing with your sig yet?

[Colonol Dekker]

I'm guessing Jesus..................I have no idea. it's entertaining though.

[Stormkeeper]

Its back to normal tho.

[terran_emperor]

Its probably Da Goober. He's messing with everyone at the moment

[Wobble73]

Maybe that's the answer, is Colonol Dekker the 162nd moderator on this Bulletin Board?

 

[Colonol Dekker]

Ya know, i could be........  I could run everything, and just feign ignorance.