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Offline BloodEagle

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Um... Wow. [NSFW]
on: December 01, 2008, 12:49:54 am
NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Seriously, don't listen to this at work or at school.

You have been warned.

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Loads of innuendo in this "Ar tonelico - Melody of Elemia" video:
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/288112.html?playlist=featured
 

Offline Nuclear1

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #1 on: December 01, 2008, 12:55:38 am
No way that was on accident, but still funny. :D
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
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Offline Mars

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #2 on: December 01, 2008, 12:58:52 am
lawls
 

Offline Hellstryker

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #3 on: December 01, 2008, 01:22:51 am
 :wakka: That had to be intentional
 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #4 on: December 01, 2008, 01:33:50 am

Multiple Entendre!
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Offline Goober5000

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #5 on: December 01, 2008, 03:55:59 am
Uhh...

We kinda have to delete NSFW threads, but this isn't NSFW unless you interpret it that way... :lol:
 

Offline S-99

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #6 on: December 01, 2008, 04:45:00 am
Wow, that was extremely suggestive inuendo. :lol:
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Offline Fury

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #7 on: December 01, 2008, 04:46:03 am
What's wrong with NSFW material as long as you've been warned? :p

The scantily clad lady in the background was more NSFW material than the video itself. Disappointing. :(
 

Offline Ghostavo

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #8 on: December 01, 2008, 07:17:31 am
I suspect this was a way of getting crap past the radar.
"Closing the Box" - a campaign in the making :nervous:

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Offline Rick James

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #9 on: December 01, 2008, 10:23:43 am
Oh exploitable.

Boystrous 19 year old temp at work slapped me in the face with an envelope and laughed it off as playful. So I shoved him over a desk and laughed it off as playful. It's on camera so I can plead reasonable force.  Temp is now passive.
 

Offline BloodEagle

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #10 on: December 01, 2008, 01:13:55 pm
Quote from: Goober5000 on December 01, 2008, 03:55:59 am
Uhh...

We kinda have to delete NSFW threads, but this isn't NSFW unless you interpret it that way... :lol:

I'll remember that from now on. I don't really consider it NSFW, but I figured that many people wouldn't agree with me on that count.
 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #11 on: December 01, 2008, 05:36:56 pm
That was cute.
 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #12 on: December 01, 2008, 08:17:50 pm
First times are never like that :nervous:
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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Offline Herra Tohtori

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #13 on: December 01, 2008, 08:57:20 pm
Quote from: Colonol Dekker on December 01, 2008, 08:17:50 pm
First times are never like that :nervous:


How many have you had? :nervous:
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Offline Colonol Dekker

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #14 on: December 01, 2008, 08:59:09 pm
I've lengthened a few lifetimes in the past :cool: :lol:


Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198011784807.png
 

Offline Mars

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #15 on: December 02, 2008, 12:33:06 am
My first time consisted of accidentally injuring, and being injured, in various painful and terrible ways.

And I don't know about you Dekker, but I've had only one first time. :wtf:
 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: Um... Wow. [NSFW]
Reply #16 on: December 02, 2008, 12:33:41 am
Quote from: Colonol Dekker on December 01, 2008, 08:59:09 pm
I've lengthened a few lifetimes in the past :cool: :lol:
You've stabbed women in the back with sharp objects in the past?!

My God, you're a monster! You must be stopped!!

Quote from: Mars on December 02, 2008, 12:33:06 am
And I don't know about you Dekker, but I've had only one first time. :wtf:
Children, children. I hate to be the one to point this out, but when Dekker said:

Quote from: Colonol Dekker on December 01, 2008, 08:17:50 pm
First times are never like that :nervous:
It wasn't Dekker's first time that we're talking about here. Do we understand now?

So yes, now we're dealing with a horribly NSFW thread. *Shudder*
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