[nvsblmnc]

A mate of mine from uni once said:

"When I think it usually makes things worse."

Words to live by.

[Jeff Vader]

"Life sucks and then you ****in' die!"

Cheer the hell up. It's the season to be jolly .

I am abnormally cheerful. I thought it would be obvious after that quote.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

"Walking helps me think." - Jet Li
"There are things in life that are more terrible than death itself." - Self-made, or paraphrased from Albus Dumbledore
"I think so much that I get insomnia sometimes." - Self-made
"I tend to believe that I walk faster than I run." - Self-made

[IPAndrews]

I am abnormally cheerful. I thought it would be obvious after that quote.

Ok. You are officially quite strange. But so am I so I like you anyway. Happy holidays .

[Jeff Vader]

Thank you. To you, as well.

[captain-custard]

"love many , trust a few and always paddle your own canoe"  anon   (toilet wall  the barrels brewery , hereford , uk 1990)

[Wobble73]

I forgot my most favourite quote, it relates quite well to the brother that I lost!

"The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long...........and you have burned so very brightly Roy!" - from Bladerunner.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

"My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!" - King Harkinian

[Kosh]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum....but I'm all outta gum"

"Nobody steals our chicks, and lives"

"Somebody's going to freaken pay for screwing up my vacation"

[NGTM-1R]

"There are days when I wonder about you. There are other days, worse days, when I know." - myself

"Depends on how old they are. The old-school ones are all kinda cottony, leave you needing a drink. The new ones just taste like plastic pellets." - myself, on the eating of carebears

"Dammit, stop confusing Murphy's Law and Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives!" - myself

"If you are looking for sympathy...YOU HAVE DIALED THE WRONG ****ING NUMBER. Please hang up and try again." - Alessia

"So, you spent all evening trying to hit that like the fist of an angry god. How'd that work for you?" - Alessia

“I'll never forget that traumatizing moment in Sonic the Hedgehog when I viciously executed my first Badnik.  I tried to defend myself by claiming it was euthanasia.  Surely death is preferable to a half-life as a robotic slave?  I was only fooling myself...
It's been a downward spiral of violence and hate ever since then. ” - Unknown, on videogame violence

“SWM looking for fun-loving, stable, over-clocked Athlon. Turn-ons include hours of gaming, surfing the web, hitting IRC and hunting pedos with Cheese. Turn-offs include system crashes, overheating, low FPS, lag. Gateways need not respond.”-DSC's Shrike on computer dating

"It's like, suspense! thriller thriller thriller omg so creepy ~*SPARRRRRKLES*~. " - cleolinda

[Stormkeeper]

My Name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Heh...

"Don't beg for it. Earn it, and it will be yours." - Adroc Thurston

[Inquisitor]

I don't like to lose.

[General Battuta]

"It's like, suspense! thriller thriller thriller omg so creepy ~*SPARRRRRKLES*~. " - cleolinda

I love Cleolinda Jones. (But dislike Twilight.)

I assume you've read Movies in Fifteen Minutes?

[Topgun]

I'm invisible!!!
are you?

[IPAndrews]

No you're just brown.

[Mars]

[while making out]

"God damn pants!"

[castor]

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."

Can't decide between these two

[Mobius]

"Essere dimenticati è peggio di morire" - FFIX

...I don't remember the others. I'll post them soon.

[NGTM-1R]

I love Cleolinda Jones. (But dislike Twilight.)

I assume you've read Movies in Fifteen Minutes?

Some of them, not all.

[Nuclear1]

I love Cleolinda Jones. (But dislike Twilight.)

I liked Twilight.