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Offline Shrike

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[q]Deep-fried Mars Bars

OK, so hailing from Scotland this is not strictly White Trash, but it surely deserves an honourary place in this section.  (Scotland has the deadliest diet in Europe, and many Scots would reject White Trash delicacies like Tuna Casserole as effete health food fit only for dieters and invalids).

The Deep-fried Mars bar was born in the chip shops of Aberdeen and the surrounding fishing towns, where people paradoxically rarely eat fish (too good for you) and where absolutely everything is dipped in batter and fried, including pizza.

Mars bars, which in the UK are actually like the American Milky Way, were the first to get the treatment, but Snickers and other chocolate bars are now used too.

Time: 10 minutes
Servings: 1

Ingredients:

1 Mars Bar (UK) or Milky Way (US)

1 cup plain flour

1/2 cup corn flour

A pinch of bicarbonate of soda (baking soda to us Yanks)

Milk or beer

Oil for deep frying

Directions:

Chill the chocolate bar by keeping it in the fridge, but don't freeze it.

Mix the flours and bicarbonate of soda together.

Add milk (traditional) or beer (which gives a lighter result) until you get a batter with the consistency of thin cream.

Heat the oil until a small piece of bread will brown in a few seconds, but don't allow to smoke.

Remove wrapper from chilled chocolate bar. Coat completely in batter. Carefully lower into hot oil and fry until golden brown.

Serve, with ice cream or french fries if you're so inclined.

(Of course, if you want to be sophisticated, you can cut the bar into bite-sized pieces before coating in batter.)
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Offline Bobboau

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here in St. Louis we have a thing called toasted ravioli,
no one else seems to be aware of it,
wich is too bad for you all becase it is one of the best foods in the world
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Hmmm......... sounds unusual, but eatable.
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Bah! Nothing can beat a good Coke soaked chip. Or chips, beans and gravy.
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Microwave-baked leftover, my personal favorite...

 

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thats the first recipie iv seen with b33r in it ;)
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Offline JR2000Z

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Now is this a garanteed hear attack or is it like chance?
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Offline Stryke 9

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Zero: You haven't tried Southern cooking recently, have you?

'S a staple, and it's really disgusting in some of the meat stuff.

 

Offline Kamikaze

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Deep fried Ice Cream == yum.
Deep fried Milky Way == :eek:

I don't really like Milky Ways, maybe this will make it taste better... :p
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Speaking of disgusting Scottish foods...

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Haggis? What is haggis?

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A sheep's stomach stuffed with meat and barley.

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How revolting!
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What, you never heard of Deep Fried Mars Bars before? They been around for years. ;)
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Deep fried candy bars are excellent (and the way they make them in Adelaide are a great sugar buzz). Bobbou is right, however. When I went to St. Louis for some training, I had the great pleasure of having toasted ravioli. St  Louis is the ONLY place I've ever seen them.
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...I had the great pleasure of having toasted ravioli. St  Louis is the ONLY place I've ever seen them.


:(

My stomach is rumbling... :o
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... for the tangy sauce, steaming on the light crispy crust of the morsel, filled with jucy sweet beef that melts in your mouth, but then theres the crunchy crust with it's hearty crisp crunch all rolled into a bite sized finger food deep fried in pig fat, to wich I have constructed a shrine riveled only to the one made for my hollowed freespace box. I think I'll make some now, I have three boxes of it in my freezer, just siting there. :p
if you ever get to visit america come to St. Louis, the dreary muddy fasod only hides the true wonders that hide within, also you must try the Ted Drews frozen custard,
and I don't know if it is a St. Louis thing or not, has anyone else ever had dipping dots, it's like ice cream that has been melted then sprayed into a vat of nitrogen leaving a bunch of little super frozen ice cream drops.
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Originally posted by Bobboau
... for the tangy sauce, steaming on the light crispy crust of the morsel, filled with jucy sweet beef that melts in your mouth, but then theres the crunchy crust with it's hearty crisp crunch all rolled into a bite sized finger food deep fried in pig fat, to wich I have constructed a shrine riveled only to the one made for my hollowed freespace box. I think I'll make some now, I have three boxes of it in my freezer, just siting there. :p
if you ever get to visit america come to St. Louis, the dreary muddy fasod only hides the true wonders that hide within, also you must try the Ted Drews frozen custard,
and I don't know if it is a St. Louis thing or not, has anyone else ever had dipping dots, it's like ice cream that has been melted then sprayed into a vat of nitrogen leaving a bunch of little super frozen ice cream drops.


:eek2:

I gotta get over to St. Louis...
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Offline Grey Wolf

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thats the first recipie iv seen with b33r in it ;)
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I don't really like Milky Ways, maybe this will make it taste better...


Milky Ways are probably my favorite type, second only to maybe Twix... ;):D

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... for the tangy sauce, steaming on the light crispy crust of the morsel, filled with jucy sweet beef that melts in your mouth, but then theres the crunchy crust with it's hearty crisp crunch all rolled into a bite sized finger food deep fried in pig fat, to wich I have constructed a shrine riveled only to the one made for my hollowed freespace box. I think I'll make some now, I have three boxes of it in my freezer, just siting there.


:sigh: :D

 

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her... I eat canned food right now (3pm... just got up :p ), and so what? :p
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wich I have constructed a shrine riveled only to the one made for my hollowed freespace box.


not a bad idea, now I can make godlike structers out of my RF and FS boxes :D
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