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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Teenager shoots parents for taking away Halo 3
I get the classes free, due to some very lucky circumstances.

Background: there is a large cluster of krav classes available on the West Coast. Generally these are quite inferior to classes taught by Israeli instructors. Unfortunately, those instructors are largely only available in New York and the Tri-State area.

I would say -- yes, it's great exercise, and yes, it's a good confidence booster.

But please, no matter how violent and practical the moves may seem, no matter how realistic and gritty the training is -- don't let it fool you into believing that you're more prepared for a fight. The more I take krav the more I realize how fragile we are and how utterly pointless violence is. The most important thing I've learned is that in a fight I would freeze up and panic.

My instructor, a woman named Amanda Wingate (krav is better when taught by women -- since they can't rely on strength, they absolutely must get the form perfect), told us all about how badass she felt when she started krav maga. She warned us against the kind of egotism that comes from training.

I was a teenage guy when I started. I really wanted to be badass, a kind of Jack Bauer/Sam Fisher/ninja figure with the power to kill in brutal and creative ways. I think most teenage guys want this, at some point or another. Do not be deceived!

I've learned counters against knives, holds, and all sorts of other hypothetical attacks. I would never use them on the street. If I were mugged I'd give up. 'Training' in a martial arts class is no match for desperation, size, and brutality.

If I thought I was in danger of being murdered or raped, I'd fight, and krav techniques might give me some edge if I could recall them -- even with muscle memory, the upper parts of the brain shut down during panic, and that makes recall tough. But in every other circumstance, krav has taught me to run or surrender wherever possible.

It's been a great experience. But it's also very scary. After learning some knife moves, or certain groundfighting techniques, I've found myself trembling simply because I've realized how very likely my own death or disfigurement would be if the situation was real.

Also, if your instructor seems like a bad person, don't let him push you too far. Some krav instructors -- one in particular, I forget his name -- suffered severe psychological trauma during Israeli military service, and they'll teach torture techniques (spitting on knife wounds) and other shady stuff.

So, yeah, sorry to wax eloquent. It is a blast, but don't let it go to your head!
« Last Edit: January 05, 2009, 04:27:43 pm by General Battuta »

 

Offline Polpolion

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Re: Teenager shoots parents for taking away Halo 3
Completely understandable. I'm planning on taking fencing in college, and I doubt that has much application to srs bzns self defense, if any.

 

Offline General Battuta

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Completely understandable. I'm planning on taking fencing in college, and I doubt that has much application to srs bzns sword fighting, if any.

Fencing per se, no. But weren't there some pretty elite swordfighters back in the day? I wonder how they learned.

Sorry for the extensive post-editing on my rant.

 

Offline redsniper

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Oh! I took fencing this past semester. It was great fun. It's definitely a sport more than any kind of swordfighting simulation, since there's no slashing and you're fighting on that narrow strip.
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Offline General Battuta

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Doesn't sabre have some slashing?

 

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krav has taught me to run or surrender wherever possible.

In that case, I already have all the training I need!  :lol:
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Teenager shoots parents for taking away Halo 3
Pretty much. If a guy's holding a knife to your throat, don't try anything, just give him what he wants. Similarly with a gun in the back.

 

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Doesn't sabre have some slashing?
Maybe. We only did foil fencing.
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Teenager shoots parents for taking away Halo 3
Doesn't sabre have some slashing?

I'd hope so, a sabre is more or less a slashing sort of weapon.
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