So I freaked out my parents yesterday. Story went like this:
My dad wants to watch some martial arts drama, but our DVD player is the wrong code (Code 3, his discs are Code 6).
So since I was playing Neverwinter Nights 2 on the desktop, I offered my laptop for him to use.
So he said, jokingly,"Okay, but aren't you scared I might stumble onto your porn collection?"
Then I looked him in the eye, deadpanned and said, "No, I have my horse porn hidden well away."
And his jaw just dropped open. And my younger brother was quite literally ROFLing, because he knew that my 'horse porn' was really just pictures of horses in a folder named 'Pr0N' which I made just to disturb people who go poking around looking for that kinda stuff.
I lol'd. Quite a lot and quite loudly.