Author Topic: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan  (Read 285383 times)

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Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
If I ad a pet tarantula, I would carry it with me always. But I'd rather have a snake. A real mean looking one.
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Offline Angelus

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I hate anything with
1) Exoskeletons
2) Compound eyes
3) Tiny little mammals, like rats, mice, & chihuahuas
4) No skeleton (like worms, slugs, snails, &c)


Your list there would make a tasty hotpot if you add some vegetables. :P
Speaking of food, i'm "enjoying" the burger i bought this afternoon.

 

Offline redsniper

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Hmmm... I can't really think of any animals of which I have a phobia. Spiders I just squish or leave alone if they're outside. Stinging bugs and fire ants I try to avoid, but I'm not terrified of them. The only thing I really worry about around here are poisonous snakes, and the few times I've found them around the house I dispatched them without freaking out too much.
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Offline esarai

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Just watched the Mythbusters build their own equivalent of a Kinetic Warhead-carrying missile and destroy a car and 50,000 lb block of reinforced concrete with it. They rewrote the definition of epic.

Spiders: Okay. Avoid killing for anti-'more annoying insect' qualities and greater benefit to habitats.
Rodents: Fine.  Once had the benefits of an entire class of High School seniors freaking out about a mouse so much that we were dismissed. Not scared of them.
Snakes:  It's all good. Just keep away from the sharp end.
Bees: Never been the same since an entire Yellowjacket nest attacked me. Chased us all over the frikkin' house.
Worms:  YAY!!! They make mah soilz more fertile.
Bats: Fun sport. Little pebbles in their field of vision = entertainment. Just watch out for when they spit them back out. Nearly lost an eye that way.
<Nuclear>   truth: the good samaritan actually checked for proof of citizenship and health insurance
<Axem>   did anyone catch jesus' birth certificate?
<Nuclear>   and jesus didnt actually give the 5000 their fish...he gave it to the romans and let it trickle down
<Axem>and he was totally pro tax breaks
<Axem>he threw out all those tax collectors at the temple
<Nuclear>   he drove a V8 camel too
<Nuclear>   with a sword rack for his fully-automatic daggers

Esarai: hey gaiz, what's a good improvised, final attack for a ship fighting to buy others time to escape to use?
RangerKarl|AtWork: stick your penis in the warp core
DarthGeek: no don't do that
amki: don't EVER do that

 

Offline iamzack

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I got attacked by bats once. There was construction going on at my school in the cafeteria, and that caused everyone to find out there were hundreds of bats living in the giant chimney....
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Offline Sololop

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I don't mind bees. Leave them alone, they usually do the same..

Wasps and Hornets, on the other had, (Particularly yellow jackets) seem to be more aggressive, and like to attack without warning. ... damn wasps.

Snakes are cool! Except ones that can kill you. But they don't reside around here, so 'tis all good.

Rodents... UNCLEAN! BURN THEM ALL!

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Rodents... UNCLEAN! BURN THEM ALL!

Screw you man. I had a pet rat once. Badger was awesome, he'd burrow under your shirt and sit on your shoulder and be warm, with occasional trips down your sleeve to check out what you were reading or whatever. He responded to his name and everything, like some kind of little dog. He sneezed though. They do that an awful lot, it keeps their nasal passages wet so they smell better.
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Offline Jeff Vader

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Rats are cool. We had a couple of 'em when I was young. Funny critters. Was funny to have them sit on my shoulders. Or optionally put them in my pocket when I took them upstairs. Probably the only negative side was that they had this awful tendency to Fight Club it out occasionally at night. And our dog didn't like them. Whenever they were loose, the dog watched them in revolt and tried to "accidentally" sit on them in the hopes of killing them.

Ah, fun times.
23:40 < achillion > EveningTea: ass
23:40 < achillion > wait no
23:40 < achillion > evilbagel: ass
23:40 < EveningTea > ?
23:40 < achillion > 2-letter tab complete failure

14:08 < achillion > there's too much talk of butts and dongs in here
14:08 < achillion > the level of discourse has really plummeted
14:08 < achillion > Let's talk about politics instead
14:08 <@The_E > butts and dongs are part of #hard-light's brand now
14:08 <@The_E > well
14:08 <@The_E > EvilBagel's brand, at least

01:06 < T-Rog > welp
01:07 < T-Rog > I've got to take some very strong antibiotics
01:07 < achillion > penis infection?
01:08 < T-Rog > Chlamydia
01:08 < achillion > O.o
01:09 < achillion > well
01:09 < achillion > I guess that happens
01:09 < T-Rog > at least it's curable
01:09 < achillion > yeah
01:10 < T-Rog > I take it you weren't actually expecting it to be a penis infection
01:10 < achillion > I was not

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14:05 < achillion > until stuff explodes
14:05 < achillion > then you start thinking about it

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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
The IE8 flash commercial thingie the board is showing is actually kind of cool for a trip down meme-ory lane
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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I took a walk to the park again. This time, however, I tried a new route and turned left instead of right. I ended up at a jetty filled with fishermen. After spending a few minutes there, I went back home.
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I chose to read a let's play of Limbo of the Lost rather than sleep.

Whoops.
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I'm playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Gears of War with Black People in short

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Offline Commander Zane

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I installed the completed IE8 to find out that the "Internet Explorer has quit responding" error message that appears every time I close a tab still shows up.
****ing Beta version ruined my IE...

 

Offline ssmit132

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I learned a practical use for complex numbers from Irregular Webcomic. How about that?

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I installed the completed IE8 to find out that the "Internet Explorer has quit responding" error message that appears every time I close a tab still shows up.
****ing Beta version ruined my IE...

Mozilla FTW

 

Offline GTSVA

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I sorta felt like that when I upgraded to Firefox 3...now I'm used to it.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Get Firefox.

 

Offline Snail

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
People think rats are unclean because they spread diseases like the bubonic plague. But it's not true, Toby is always washing himself.

 

Offline Rhymes

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
People think rats are unclean because they spread diseases like the bubonic plague. But it's not true, Toby is always washing himself.

No, Snail.  Only WILD rats are unclean.  Rats people keep as pets tend to get washed regularly, just like any other mammalian pet.
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Offline Androgeos Exeunt

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I FINALLY completed the Pirate string of EV Nova.
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Quote: Tuesday, 3 October 2023 0133 UTC +8, #general
MP-Ryan
Oh you still believe in fairy tales like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and free market competition principles?