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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
\o/ There. Next time I won't have to hunt down this post and show the source. :P
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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
Teh d00ble poztlol..
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Offline S-99

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3 different nights, 3 different women.
Last friday i went to the bar and met this lovely lady. We went to making out and it was nice until she said "I have a kid but he doesn't live with me". That's really great to know, and then i hung out with her a lot less and wished that she had told me this before i gave her my number.

The next saturday night i went to the bar again. I saw this one girl back from a month ago that liked me. I did things a little different and just got her number instead (that way when i don't call, they don't have my number). She was big boned, but very pretty. Funny how exchanging numbers makes people reveal all information about themselves to me. She mentioned that she used to be married and that the dude was 55. I was like ok, that's cool and all since they got divorced and kept everything on good terms between each other. Then she mentioned she had a kid. That normally is the kicker with me, but that didn't make me run for the hills this time because i could tell she was a responsible person. Her friends dog me into coming with them by either saying i'm scared or lets do it. I went back to their place with them. It was nice (she was hanging out with two friends). I was like, ok, i'm going to get lucky, but i don't really care, i just wanted some beers the night before my big day of homework. Stuff went down hill pretty fast at this friends place we went too. One person invited me to a bong, but weed's not my thing so i said no. Then the chick whose i got started smoking it after she said she doesn't smoke weed. I was like, ok, that's just retarded, but whatever. They started up a movie i didn't care about. They were all in the other room fixing the bed. IDK y it took that ****ing long. Probably it was the standing their and just talking part of them making the bed.

Worst came to worst when i was asked to make a sandwich for the girl who gave me her number i was like ok. The kicker happened when i asked the question of where's the bread? The person said, oh no, she doesn't like bread for a sandwich. Sliced turkey was grabbed from the fridge, with some cheese, and a leaf of lettuce. Spices were also grabbed from the cupboard to help construct this "sandwich". I made the son of a *****. I just kept thinking, if this is how she eats a sandwich, who knows how disgusting the rest of her eating habits are. I put this "sandwich" on the couch. I looked around they were actually fixing the bed this time, but i snuck out the front door and ran home as fast as i could. Saturday night was effectively ****ed. I did not call her, and she couldn't call me :lol:

I went to the bar last night on saturday a week later from the last times. It went good, out of no where i just wanted a beer and this really pretty girl with a smile was in line and i met her, she got my number. There was none of the things from the last week that make me want to get the hell out of there. She wasn't creepy, she wasn't a whore either, she was very kind and had a sense of humor. Idk if i found gold or not, but i'll inquire more about her slowly.

On another note, it's not that i don't like women with kids. It's a certain amount of details that piles up before i go running. Was she an irresponsible idiot who breed? If she was, then i'm out of there. I have plans later in life to be a father figure if i need to be for someones or my own kids when i have them.
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Offline Rhymes

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Re: 3 different nights, 3 different women.
Ooooooookay.  And WHY did we need to know this?  :ick:
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Offline Rhymes

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I am enjoying the last few hours of my spring break, and then I have to go back to Real Lifetm (Read: school and homework  :().
If you don't have Knossos, you need it.

“There was a button," Holden said. "I pushed it."
"Jesus Christ. That really is how you go through life, isn't it?”

 

Offline Knight Templar

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Re: 3 different nights, 3 different women.
I like where this is going.

One q though;

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I made the son of a *****. I just kept thinking, if this is how she eats a sandwich, who knows how disgusting the rest of her eating habits are.

You already said that you don't mind a girl with a little meat (sometimes a man just wants a thick burger, sometimes he doesn't) but out of curiosity, what part about thick girls eating thick sandwiches before laying it down on you was surprising?
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 06:56:35 pm by Knight Templar »
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Offline blackhole

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Re: 3 different nights, 3 different women.
I hope to god I never grow up to be like you.

 

Offline Rhymes

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Re: 3 different nights, 3 different women.
Which "you", blackhole?
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“There was a button," Holden said. "I pushed it."
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Offline Knight Templar

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Re: 3 different nights, 3 different women.
I hope to god I never grow up to be like you.

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Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: 3 different nights, 3 different women.
The moral I got from this story is that when someone offers you the bong, you take a ****ing hit son.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel

 

Offline S-99

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Re: 3 different nights, 3 different women.
You already said that you don't mind a girl with a little meat (sometimes a man just wants a thick burger, sometimes he doesn't) but out of curiosity, what part about thick girls eating thick sandwiches before laying it down on you was surprising?
Her idea of a sandwich was just turkey and cheese with spices to make it even tastier (no bread, nothing else). That was a big wtf moment for me. Then again, that was the kicker for a situation i didn't really want to be in at all. I just wanted to go home, but i got strung along pretty good to go somewhere else.

I still go to that bar, but it's a lot less now.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 07:42:28 pm by S-99 »
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

I won't use google for you.

An0n sucks my Jesus ring.

 

Offline Knight Templar

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Re: 3 different nights, 3 different women.
You already said that you don't mind a girl with a little meat (sometimes a man just wants a thick burger, sometimes he doesn't) but out of curiosity, what part about thick girls eating thick sandwiches before laying it down on you was surprising?
Her idea of a sandwich was just turkey and cheese with spices to make it even tastier (no bread, nothing else). That was a big wtf moment for me. Then again, that was the kicker for a situation i didn't really want to be in at all. I just wanted to go home.
Fair enough. I'm a no mayo man myself, but I think I can understand where you're coming from.

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but i got strung along pretty good to go somewhere else.

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Offline Commander Zane

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Re: 3 different nights, 3 different women.
Wha?

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
I am enjoying the last few hours of my spring break, and then I have to go back to Real Lifetm (Read: school and homework  :().

Opposite for me, my holidays start today :)

 

Offline Rhymes

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Re: Whatever happens in your life II: The Wrath of Khan
That's not fair
If you don't have Knossos, you need it.

“There was a button," Holden said. "I pushed it."
"Jesus Christ. That really is how you go through life, isn't it?”

 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: 3 different nights, 3 different women.
Her idea of a sandwich was just turkey and cheese with spices to make it even tastier (no bread, nothing else). That was a big wtf moment for me.
She's probably watching her carb intake. I've seen people do that all the time, actually.
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: 3 different nights, 3 different women.
I hope to god I never grow up to be like you.

Oh come on, leaving the house isn't that bad a crime :P

As soon as I saw the title I was basically hooked in here. I was a bit WTF on the sandwich as well.... the idea of being Cougar Prey does scare me a bit, and no doubt we can all understand about the kids :lol: at least to some extent.

 

Offline Davros

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Re: 3 different nights, 3 different women.
if theres no bread its not a sandwich is it

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: 3 different nights, 3 different women.
if theres no bread its not a sandwich is it

Well to some people as long as you have something inside and a relatively stable yet edible medium on top and bottom it counts  :lol:

 

Offline Rhymes

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Re: 3 different nights, 3 different women.
Well to some people as long as you have something inside and a relatively stable yet edible medium on top and bottom it counts  :lol:

Yeah... Like cardboard :ick:

EDIT: In case anybody wonders where that came from, passover cake is very much like cardboard.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 09:56:29 pm by Rhymes_With_PSYCHO »
If you don't have Knossos, you need it.

“There was a button," Holden said. "I pushed it."
"Jesus Christ. That really is how you go through life, isn't it?”