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Offline S-99

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I'm being cautious about the whole thing. It's not going to be a long term thing either. I am treading lightly on the whole situation. The age difference doesn't make me uncomfortable, but no ones been acting awkward toward us. She really likes being around me as much as i like being around her. My friends are very happy for us, and also tell me to tap it (this line of thinking for "tapping" it is not tasteful, especially to say).

She does have kids and i'm not going to have anything to do with them. I'm also going to keep sex from happening too. I just don't really desire sex usually, and in this situation i have the feeling that it would really complicate things. Of course a lot of this situation is opinion based. Of course i'm not stalking her either. She's also not old enough to be my mom. My mom is like almost 60.

Yeah we kiss and hold hands. She really wants to go on a date with me which would be fun. Her mentality in life is that she thinks and acts like someone who's 28. I know y she likes younger guys, considering some of the people her age i've seen hitting on her were like toothless and stuff. After that she really does think and act about like someone in their mid 20's. I know when i'm her age i'm not going to be toothless or missing any hair, so idk what's with these ugly dudes who try to get with her (she's very pretty).
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also you live in alaska, i know what thats like, you really got to take any pusseh that comes along.
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Offline Mefustae

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I fully support it. Although, as someone who has a major thing for older women, of course I do.

Until I read this:

I'm also going to keep sex from happening too. I just don't really desire sex usually, and in this situation i have the feeling that it would really complicate things.
Nutso. :wtf:

But on further reflection, this actually sounds like a very, very cute relationship. Honestly, I abhor the stigma on older women and younger guys. Black Wolf is dead on with the genetic imperative aspect, but I still see it as a petty double standard. When you get right down to it: Life is short, get off as much as possible. If you find someone you like, grab on with both hands and don't let go.

But, brother, don't rule out the sex. Please? Do it for me, your old friend Mef.

 

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I just don't really desire sex usually....

Turn in your man card.

Kidding, it's a good thing you're keeping a level head about it.
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Offline S-99

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Re: I like an older woman
I shouldn't have presented it so broadly. More accurately, i'm avoiding getting it on with her because i fear that it wouldn't complicate things. If i find out that it doesn't, then i'll be having a ****ing good time.

I also don't want to hurt her in anyway. One reason for the treading lightly in the relationship. Quite frankly idk right now if this should continue or get nipped in the ass and be close friends.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

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Offline FUBAR-BDHR

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Re: I like an older woman
I shouldn't have presented it so broadly. More accurately, i'm avoiding getting it on with her because i fear that it wouldn't complicate things. If i find out that it doesn't, then i'll be having a ****ing good time.

I also don't want to hurt her in anyway. One reason for the treading lightly in the relationship. Quite frankly idk right now if this should continue or get nipped in the ass and be close friends.


Make the decision soon.  I can tell you from experience if you don't find out soon it will just make things worse in the end even if you do end up just friends later on. 

Of course you think I would have learned that the first time not 3rd. 
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Offline S-99

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Re: I like an older woman
Tonight me and her are going to the bar :)
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Offline Nuclear1

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Re: I like an older woman
This thread is missing the finest and yet most commonly-advised pearls of wisdom on the internet re: relationships.

Stick it in her pooper.
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Offline Mefustae

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Re: I like an older woman
This thread is missing the finest and yet most commonly-advised pearls of wisdom on the internet re: relationships.

Stick it in her pooper.
Winner.

 

Offline S-99

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Re: I like an older woman
Idk how much i'd actually want to do that you know. Sure i want to do a chick anal. But, there's not many guarantees. The main insidious thought being "how clean is her pooper?" There's gotta be preparation on her part for sure :lol:
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: I like an older woman
Stick it in her pooper.

Only do this if you are willing to allow her to return the favor with something.
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: I like an older woman
Stick it in her pooper.

Only do this if you are willing to allow her to return the favor with something.

...Ouch

 

Offline S-99

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Re: I like an older woman
So far i'll take vagina any day. Tonight went well. It went very good, i'd bring her over to my place, but no, she drinks a lot more beer than i do. I helped her catch a cab with a friend and she was happy that she got to see me tonight.

Alternately had she not been drinking i would have brought her over here. She's really sweet. Then again she was a little angry with me when i told her out of which nostril of her nose that she needed to wipe since there was an escapee booger. Idk how to explain any other way, so i was really blunt. That's just how i am around women. She got over it pretty fast, before she got over it i was left dumbfounded. I really like women who don't mind my bluntness. They just seem to be the ones of any age who know that that's just how i am. It's one thing i try to control a lot with effectiveness, except i'm around women that i like. Before i controlled my bluntness it lead to three other past relationships in which i humiliated the hell out of the girl i was breaking up with.

That was when i learned to control bluntness. I'll bring her over to my place when no alcohol has been consumed. Alcohol and sex don't mix. This leads further to people who are drunk hanging out with people who are sober also doesn't mix. I'll need to schedule some time when i can see a movie with her. Most of my time is dominated with homework. And yes my homework takes first place no matter what.
Every pilot's goal is to rise up in the ranks and go beyond their purpose to a place of command on a very big ship. Like the colossus; to baseball bat everyone.

SMBFD

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An0n sucks my Jesus ring.

 

Offline Nuke

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Re: I like an older woman
my personal statistics say that older women are more likely the let you stick in in her pooper.
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Offline iamzack

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Re: I like an older woman
if only cause they feel guilt cause their vagoo is all flappity and loose
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Offline Nuke

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Re: I like an older woman
yea probibly
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Offline captain-custard

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Re: I like an older woman
my personal statistics say that older women are more likely the let you stick in in her pooper.

 :eek2:

if only cause they feel guilt cause their vagoo is all flappity and loose

 :eek2:


 :nervous:

you two would make a nice couple
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Re: I like an older woman
The scars... they don't go away... oh, dear lord, WHY did i keep reading...
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Offline Snail

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Re: I like an older woman
you two would make a nice couple
So now iamzack's cheating on Turambar? I just can't wait for the next episode!

 

Offline captain-custard

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Re: I like an older woman
you two would make a nice couple
So now iamzack's cheating on Turambar? I just can't wait for the next episode!



yip shes getting nuked up the pooper
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