Statistically, sex actually tends to improve with age (to a point.)
How would you quantify such a thing?
I propose a series of in-depth tests to stimulate growth in this area. With consistent and repeated exploration, we'll soon find the real thrust of the issue. Together, we can stand erect in the knowledge that we've come to an understanding of such a mind-blowing field. It won't be easy, the research will be sweaty, tiring work. We'll need to maintain good communication, intercourse if you will, between all parties in this study if it is going to reach its climax.
Naturally, i'll spearhead the research myself.