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Offline Sarafan

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Christian Salt, anyone?
http://www.examiner.com/a-1873794~Christian_salt_seller_hopes_to_shake_up_market.html

And now we can all go to hell for not eating the right salt.

 

Offline The E

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Re: Christian Salt, anyone?
Still waiting for Atheist food products....
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Offline BloodEagle

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*facepalm*

 

Offline Nuke

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* Nuke only uses satanic salt
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Offline BloodEagle

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* Nuke only uses satanic salt

Yummy. It goes well with The Broodwich.

 
Re: Christian Salt, anyone?
Pure NaCl with added Iodide and anti-caking agent (probably Sodium Ferrocyanide) only for me!
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Offline Solatar

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Re: Christian Salt, anyone?
Real Christians use KCl salt "substitute".

It's bitter, like passover herbs...

 

Offline Pred the Penguin

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The world never ceases to amaze me....

 

Offline kode

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* Nuke only uses satanic salt

few sulfur salts are particularly healthy, though.
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"The fact is, it helps Christians and Christian charities," he said. "This is about keeping Christianity in front of the public so that it doesn't die. I want to keep Christianity on the table, in the household, however I can do it."

LET IT DIE. AARRGH.

I have much better uses for my table than a religion as retarded as Christianity. >.<
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Offline Hellstryker

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I have much better uses for my table than a religion

Fixed.

 

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Re: Christian Salt, anyone?
and the athiests say "there is no god. It is impossible...period"

No they don't. Not all or even most of them. Try to learn something before going off on a long spiel that has very little to do with the subject anyway.
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Offline Mika

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Re: Christian Salt, anyone?
Should I?

" ... and Christian salt shall you be eating, so sayeth the God. Not Jewish salt, Muslimic salt or salt from any other religion, with the exception of the Christian salt. So sayeth the God and God says so...  " :lol:

Sorry, could not resist this time! Besides I find the whole thread highly entertaining, starting from the article!

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Offline BloodEagle

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"The fact is, it helps Christians and Christian charities," he said. "This is about keeping Christianity in front of the public so that it doesn't die. I want to keep Christianity on the table, in the household, however I can do it."

LET IT DIE. AARRGH.

I have much better uses for my table than a religion as retarded as Christianity. >.<

 :wtf:

Didn't you just get 'monkeyed'?

 

Offline Rick James

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Oh, ****. The ban expired.

Being the realistic ****er that I am and being now as in the past determined to bring everyone down, I feel the need to point out that salt is salt no matter what religious label is applied to it. Suck it, patents.

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Offline StarSlayer

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Re: Christian Salt, anyone?
I suppose if it is more effective then the current brand I use to salt the fields of my foes it maybe worth consideration.  Though for culinary purposes I think I will stick with the Kosher.
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Offline iamzack

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Re: Christian Salt, anyone?
According to the article you didn't read, kosher salt is different from normal table salt. So.. there.
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