Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the 10th man gets hit by a bus on the way into the bar.
The other 9 men walk past him bleeding on the floor and say "**** it. I never liked him anyway" and carry on to the bar. They're all confident that when they get to the bar they'll find another five guys a bit poorer than him to drink with them.
So the nine sat down and had beers without him. But no one else showed up that night. When it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how the bail outs work.
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Thought I'd put it in a language you'd understand.