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Offline Titan

Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #100 on: April 21, 2009, 06:27:11 pm
Abstinence-only Sex-ed only leaves you with questions. They don't even give us a free condom, dammit. And I need one. (My new neighbor is awesome  :pimp: )

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Offline iamzack

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #101 on: April 21, 2009, 06:36:36 pm
Even if you ask where you can get condoms, they aren't allowed to tell you here.
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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #102 on: April 21, 2009, 06:37:46 pm
Quote from: iamzack on April 21, 2009, 06:36:36 pm
Even if you ask where you can get condoms, they aren't allowed to tell you here.

This = stupid.
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #103 on: April 21, 2009, 06:53:25 pm
Quote from: TrashMan on April 21, 2009, 10:54:18 am
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Abstinence only ISN'T sex-ed

True.
But it's also the only 100%, foolproof way of avoiding STD's and unwanted pregnancies.

QFT, because this is the best thing you've said in a while.

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Quote from: TrashMan on April 21, 2009, 10:54:18 am
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Abstinence only ISN'T sex-ed

True.
But it's also the only 100%, foolproof way of avoiding STD's and unwanted pregnancies.

unless you live 2000 years ago and your name is Mary

it also never works, because people always have sex.  the ones who have self control are the ones who wouldnt be getting any anyways.

Yes, because people are always having sex, all the time, from the moment they hit puberty. And if they're not, well we all know they want to, so its just because they can't get any.

Really we should be teaching our children to make themselves uglier, so that they can't have sex even if they want to. It's the only 100% foolproof way  of both keeping them from STD's and unwanted pregnancies, as well as giving them some kind of education.
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Offline iamzack

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #104 on: April 21, 2009, 06:54:42 pm
Ugly people have sex too, actually. What we need to do is show them the bible and tell them it's nonfiction.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #105 on: April 21, 2009, 06:56:48 pm
The cool thing about abstinence is that anyone can do it! You don't even have to be religious. You could just like, not be down to ****. All the time.
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #106 on: April 21, 2009, 06:58:07 pm
Quote from: iamzack on April 21, 2009, 12:39:52 pm
I know personally a number of people who don't have sex. It's not because they are religious or because of abstinence-only education. They are just uninterested in having sex right now.

So drop the "horny teenager" stereotype.

As I said, it's something you need to come to terms with yourself, rather than some Health teacher forcing it down your neck.

Quote from: Knight Templar on April 21, 2009, 06:53:25 pm
Really we should be teaching our children to make themselves uglier, so that they can't have sex even if they want to. It's the only 100% foolproof way  of both keeping them from STD's and unwanted pregnancies, as well as giving them some kind of education.

I get that vibe from my mum when she deals with my sister  :nervous:
 

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #107 on: April 21, 2009, 07:14:50 pm
Quote from: Knight Templar on April 21, 2009, 06:56:48 pm
The cool thing about abstinence is that anyone can do it! You don't even have to be religious. You could just like, not be down to ****. All the time.

Ech. I suppose I could... I went without for like two months about a year ago. It was miserable. It would be like trying to cut out meat from my diet. I don't need it, but I really, really like it. :]
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline blackhole

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #108 on: April 21, 2009, 07:34:03 pm
You know if I had a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid, I'd probably do it.

But I don't.
 

Offline Titan

Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #109 on: April 21, 2009, 07:39:18 pm
That is the source of your unhappiness, Mr. Bunny Wabbit.
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #110 on: April 21, 2009, 07:42:49 pm
Quote from: blackhole on April 21, 2009, 07:34:03 pm
You know if I had a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid, I'd probably do it.

But I don't.
Oh I'll hook you up with someone.
Does bad breath, rotting teeth, and the tendency to sell illegal substance to everyone who comes their way bother you? Oh... don't get me started about the ass  :lol:
 

Offline blackhole

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #111 on: April 21, 2009, 08:20:36 pm
Quote from: Dilmah G on April 21, 2009, 07:42:49 pm
Quote from: blackhole on April 21, 2009, 07:34:03 pm
You know if I had a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid, I'd probably do it.

But I don't.
Oh I'll hook you up with someone.
Does bad breath, rotting teeth, and the tendency to sell illegal substance to everyone who comes their way bother you? Oh... don't get me started about the ass  :lol:

Let me rephrase that: If I had a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid with someone who I actually liked, I'd probably do it.
 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #112 on: April 21, 2009, 08:32:29 pm
That's more like it  :yes:
 

Offline Scotty

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #113 on: April 22, 2009, 06:35:35 pm
Quote from: blackhole on April 21, 2009, 08:20:36 pm
Let me rephrase that: If I had a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid with someone who I actually liked, I'd probably do it.

Boy do I know that feeling.
 

Offline Mars

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #114 on: April 22, 2009, 06:43:05 pm
I don't want to get laid right now.

I want to get drunk
 

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #115 on: April 22, 2009, 06:49:22 pm
I want to get drunk and laid. And then laid some more.
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Offline Scotty

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #116 on: April 22, 2009, 07:06:54 pm
*Scotty is annoyed by the legal age for drinking
 

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #117 on: April 22, 2009, 07:11:03 pm
Quote from: Scotty on April 22, 2009, 07:06:54 pm
*Scotty is annoyed by the legal age for drinking

I don't really pay attention to the legal age for drinking
 

Offline iamzack

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #118 on: April 22, 2009, 07:12:27 pm
I've been actively disregarding it for like 5 years.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Reply #119 on: April 22, 2009, 07:12:52 pm
Quote from: Mars on April 22, 2009, 06:43:05 pm
I don't want to get laid right now.

I want to get drunk

I like your style.
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