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Offline Mars

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Honestly she started talking about wanting one when we were both drunk and watching random porn (I didn't touch the computer, it was all her)

 

Offline Scotty

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
...

Can I claim off-topic here?

Given that the first post is about sex toys?

That's why it was a question.

@Mars:  Sure it was.  :rolleyes:

 

Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
@Mars:  Sure it was.  :rolleyes:

Not as unbelievable as you might think. :P
"Load sabot. Target Zaku, direct front!"

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Offline Liberator

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
I notice a trend in humanity in general...

Any time there is Random Dumb ****™ happening to people that is retold first or third hand, it usually involves:
  • Alcohol
  • Narcotics
  • Amphetimines
  • Alcohol
  • Being Drunk

and by Random Dumb ****™, I mean things you would expect to hear about Rednecks doing from the Local News.

Things like this are why I don't drink and don't really fraternize with the opposite sex, nothing but trouble....
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.

 

Offline Ford Prefect

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
That's exactly why I do drink and fraternize with the opposite sex.
"Mais est-ce qu'il ne vient jamais à l'idée de ces gens-là que je peux être 'artificiel' par nature?"  --Maurice Ravel

  

Offline Mars

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Honestly, how does that even qualify as dumb ****? No one was hurt, no property was destroyed, no feelings were harmed. Nothing bad happened to anything but our livers.

I would never go on amphetamines, and narcotic pain killers don't work for me (as I found out after surgery).

 

Offline Dilmah G

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
Any time there is Random Dumb ****™ happening to people that is retold first or third hand, it usually involves:
  • Alcohol
  • Narcotics
  • Amphetimines
  • Alcohol
  • Being Drunk
  • SEX

Any possibility of sex is a good one :P

 

Offline pietraz

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Re: How screwed up are our rules. . .
I notice a trend in humanity in general...

Any time there is Random Dumb ****™ happening to people that is retold first or third hand, it usually involves:
  • Alcohol
  • Narcotics
  • Amphetimines
  • Alcohol
  • Being Drunk

and by Random Dumb ****™, I mean things you would expect to hear about Rednecks doing from the Local News.

Things like this are why I don't drink and don't really fraternize with the opposite sex, nothing but trouble....
Why alcohol is written twice? And amphetamine is considered a drug after all, so why written separately?

Besides, if you drink till you drop, it's obviously not good. But for example, I like to drink a glass or two of some wine once in a while. Then again, I don't consider myself doing some Random Dumb ****™ after that... Is it that you're prejudiced against alcohol? I mean, everything's for people. Just be responsible and everything will be cool.