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Offline Turambar

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
I'd've preferred a plot worthy of the immense marketing budget.

Why don't you start making some indie films, show the studios what real art is.

I'll contact you when I get the billions of dollars I'll need to properly invalidate and remake the Star Wars prequels.
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Offline an0n

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
I actually intend to, if I ever have money.

But given my previous and persistent epic failure to not suck at life, the idea is currently being superceded by my "kill myself" plan.
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Offline Black Wolf

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
I actually intend to, if I ever have money.

But given my previous and persistent epic failure to not suck at life, the idea is currently being superceded by my "kill myself" plan.

You're not allowed to contemplate suicide online and have "Emo Hunter" as your custom text.
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Offline an0n

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
Sure I am.

Being mildly suicidal doesn't make me emo in a cultural or even an emotional sense.

My life is pointless and without any real hope of ever improving. And that's not an appraisal based on depression, it's a simple fact. So given the choice of continuing to try and fail and have to put up with my family for the next 40 years before a heart attack kills me, or sawing off my hand and dying while attempting to replace it with a ****ty mechanical one I'm gonna build over the course of the next year - I choose the latter.

I'm not whining for attention, or writing ****ty poetry. I'm just making a perfectly legitimate choice.

And, no, I don't want any pathetic ****ing mewlings trying to convince me not to do it. If my mind could be changed by the patronising bull**** given on an internet forum by children, I'd cut my throat right the **** now on general principle.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
Gentlemen, the topic? You can take this to PM.

an0n, if you desire no patronising bull****, then provoke no patronising bull**** - keep the suicide plans to IRC.

 

Offline an0n

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
I was trying not to - but I do still kinda want a mild sense of awe at how badass it'll be if I manage to replace my left hand with a robotic one without any outside help.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Mr. Vega

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
You'd be better off with a simple hook.
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Offline Mr. Vega

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
Hell, go for a peg leg if you have no desire to live. Got nothing to lose. And the casket viewing would be hilarious as long as they left the hook and leg on.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
**** that. Graft a Desert Eagle to your forearm. That'd be badass.
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Offline Rick James

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
**** that. Graft a Desert Eagle to your forearm. That'd be badass.



"Not enough gun..."

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Offline Black Wolf

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
Gentlemen, the topic? You can take this to PM.

If derailing was against the rules, Gen Disc would have 4 topics left open.
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Offline Mika

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
Thanks for busting that bubble. I have read reviews that the movie could be good, but the recent memory of the fiasco called Watchmen surfaced (and the dent it made to my wallet also) and I was sceptical. I seriously thought that the reviewers had either all lost their minds or had been bought to review that movie any higher than 2 or 2.5 stars of five. Looks like this is another case of that.

Besides, am I the only one here who doesn't know anything about Star Trek?
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Offline Lt.Cannonfodder

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
Or maybe just go and see it for yourself. The new trek seems to polarize people a lot: the other half loves it and the rest hate it.

 

Offline General Battuta

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
Gentlemen, the topic? You can take this to PM.

If derailing was against the rules, Gen Disc would have 4 topics left open.

I'm in no danger of jumping all over it and locking it or anything, but I think we can agree a thread on an0n's suicide plans should maybe be discouraged.

 

Offline StarSlayer

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
**** that. Graft a Desert Eagle to your forearm. That'd be badass.

Wrong, the proper thing to graft is obviously a chainsaw


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Offline Turambar

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]

Besides, am I the only one here who doesn't know anything about Star Trek?

other than iamzack, it's possible you are
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Offline Knight Templar

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
**** that. Graft a Desert Eagle to your forearm. That'd be badass.

Wrong, the proper thing to graft is obviously a chainsaw




And a Bruce Campbell mask to your face, clearly.

 
Gentlemen, the topic? You can take this to PM.

If derailing was against the rules, Gen Disc would have 4 topics left open.

I'm in no danger of jumping all over it and locking it or anything, but I think we can agree a thread on an0n's suicide plans should maybe be discouraged.

If you're taking it that seriously, you're either 1) being trolled. duh. or 2) fail to realize that nothing you could say would change his mind, and are a terrible human being for not alerting helpful authorities.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
If you're taking it that seriously, you're either 1) being trolled. duh. or 2) fail to realize that nothing you could say would change his mind, and are a terrible human being for not alerting helpful authorities.

Huh? I'm not taking anything seriously...hardly threatening lockage or anything (so no danger of being trolled). I'm fine with an0n's lulz.

And at no point have I attempted to talk him out of it, nor do I intend to.

It's all good, man. Don't worry too hard.

 

Offline Flaser

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
...am I the only one who thinks that most of ST went downhill somewhere in the middle of TNG?

It originally had people like Fred Saberhagen, Frederik Pohl witting the episodes.... clever, truly clever people, who could really ask clever, clever questions. Granted Rodenberry was a mad utopist, but given that he was living in a madhouse - that Cold War America - his madness has a purpose to it, a counterforce to all the gun-ho idiocy that his world was immersed in.

BTW: I'm glad an0n is contributing again. He's the one True Troll who actually makes clever comments meant to infuriate you, whereas the rest is just spouting inflammatory but stupid gravel.

As to killing yourself: please tell me you're joking! You'd ****ing hack yourself up in a basement to achieve some dubious honor that only geeks would take seriously? Hell, just switch on a TV, and see the bastards who truly ****ed you and your life get their golden parachutes as they jump out of the flaming wreck that used to be your great nation...
...no, just no. If you go out, at least have the guts to do it guns blazing, blasting the guys who truly trapped you.

Here, an instruction manual:
Going Postal, by Mark Ames.
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Offline MR_T3D

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Re: Non-Onion Discussion of New Star Trek Movie [[[SPOILERS!!!]]]
**** that. Graft a Desert Eagle to your forearm. That'd be badass.

Wrong, the proper thing to graft is obviously a chainsaw




1. you have 2 arms, why not both?
2. derailing things is cool.  I don't want see that cable shows about trains that don't derail :headz:

And a Bruce Campbell mask to your face, clearly.

 
Gentlemen, the topic? You can take this to PM.

If derailing was against the rules, Gen Disc would have 4 topics left open.

I'm in no danger of jumping all over it and locking it or anything, but I think we can agree a thread on an0n's suicide plans should maybe be discouraged.

If you're taking it that seriously, you're either 1) being trolled. duh. or 2) fail to realize that nothing you could say would change his mind, and are a terrible human being for not alerting helpful authorities.