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Poll

Have you been Kissed?

Yes, just once
1 (1.5%)
No, never
16 (24.6%)
Yes, many times
48 (73.8%)

Total Members Voted: 65

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Offline haloboy100

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #20 on: May 27, 2009, 09:33:40 am
I think the point was that he was married.
Fun while it lasted.

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Offline iamzack

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #21 on: May 27, 2009, 09:35:08 am
I know. But I went with my first thought anyway.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Flipside

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #22 on: May 27, 2009, 09:43:52 am
I think that's a 'Yes' for me....
 

Offline Pred the Penguin

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #23 on: May 27, 2009, 09:55:50 am
Have I been kissed..... by the opposite sex?

Just had to ask. =/
 

Offline Narvi

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #24 on: May 27, 2009, 12:33:38 pm
No.

I don't have the lips for it.
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #25 on: May 27, 2009, 12:36:37 pm
Quote from: iamzack on May 27, 2009, 09:26:59 am
Quote from: perihelion on May 27, 2009, 09:13:58 am
[glances over at 2-year-old daughter]
umm... yup.  Definitely been kissed.  And then some.



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Offline karajorma

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #26 on: May 27, 2009, 01:02:04 pm
Watch it with the flames KT.
Karajorma's Freespace FAQ. It's almost like asking me yourself.

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Offline Turambar

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #27 on: May 27, 2009, 01:38:50 pm
I lol'd.  Perfect pedobear execution
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Offline Scotty

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #28 on: May 27, 2009, 01:59:56 pm
Not yet. :(
 

Offline Mefustae

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #29 on: May 27, 2009, 04:45:55 pm
Quote from: Turambar on May 27, 2009, 01:38:50 pm
I lol'd.  Perfect pedobear execution
Of course you'd say that.

It's not sad that you've never been kissed. It's sad that someone here has been kissed once and never again, suggesting it was such a traumatic experience for all parties involved that a court order was made to prohibit further activities. That's gotta be depressing.
 

Offline Splinter

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #30 on: May 27, 2009, 05:26:58 pm
now when it's many times is that from many diffrent persons? or just many times even from the same one?  :pimp:
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Offline iamzack

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #31 on: May 27, 2009, 05:46:46 pm
He didn't specify *where* either. Or whether no-tongue counts.
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Offline Sushi

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #32 on: May 27, 2009, 06:56:57 pm
Quote from: Mefustae on May 27, 2009, 04:45:55 pm
It's not sad that you've never been kissed. It's sad that someone here has been kissed once and never again, suggesting it was such a traumatic experience for all parties involved that a court order was made to prohibit further activities. That's gotta be depressing.

Not necessarily...

Less tragic explanation #1: A tragic tale of love and loss, meeting the perfect girl one night at someone else's wedding, then losing their phone number...

Much less tragic explanation #2: First kiss was extremely recent, more to come!

Nerdy explanation #3: Poll answer = (Number of kisses) % 2.

CIA Explanation #4: Choosing this poll option was a way to signal secretly to another operative that the mission is compromised.

Sappy Explanation #5: There were actually others... but none that counted like THAT *ONE* perfect kiss.
 

Offline Nuke

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #33 on: May 27, 2009, 07:48:07 pm
ive been kissed lots of times, and ive probibly had sex even more times (mainly cause i end up dating sex addicts with strong aversions to kissing).

il share one of my secrets i use to get kissed with all you geeks out there:
fat girls
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Offline iamzack

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #34 on: May 27, 2009, 07:52:20 pm
Quote from: Nuke on May 27, 2009, 07:48:07 pm
il share one of my secrets i use to get kissed with all you geeks out there:
fat girls

Sadly, you may be onto something.

(Also, Turambar seconds this, but not in relation to me.)
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Dark RevenantX

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #35 on: May 27, 2009, 08:02:35 pm
Find a fat girl, then find a gym, then it's only a matter of talking and time.
 

Offline WeatherOp

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #36 on: May 27, 2009, 09:09:43 pm
Very interesting so far.  ;)
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #37 on: May 28, 2009, 03:24:41 am
Quote from: Nuke on May 27, 2009, 07:48:07 pm
il share one of my secrets i use to get kissed with all you geeks out there:
fat girls

Oh Nuke come on man... Unless of course you implied that you were friends with the fat girl in order to get to her hot friends, in that case I would be A-Okay with it.

Quote from: Dark RevenantX on May 27, 2009, 08:02:35 pm
Find a fat girl, then find a gym, then it's only a matter of talking and time.
And what if you want action? Oh... you put time in there :P

 

Offline Knight Templar

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #38 on: May 28, 2009, 04:00:17 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on May 28, 2009, 03:24:41 am
Quote from: Nuke on May 27, 2009, 07:48:07 pm
il share one of my secrets i use to get kissed with all you geeks out there:
fat girls

Oh Nuke come on man... Unless of course you implied that you were friends with the fat girl in order to get to her hot friends, in that case I would be A-Okay with it.

No, I'm pretty sure he's referring to what my bros would call a "slump buster."
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Offline Dilmah G

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Re: Have you been Kissed?
Reply #39 on: May 28, 2009, 04:13:58 am
That's a good one. Cumdumpster's one I hear from Americans as well.
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