It's not sad that you've never been kissed. It's sad that someone here has been kissed once and never again, suggesting it was such a traumatic experience for all parties involved that a court order was made to prohibit further activities. That's gotta be depressing.
Not necessarily...
Less tragic explanation #1: A tragic tale of love and loss, meeting the perfect girl one night at someone else's wedding, then losing their phone number...
Much less tragic explanation #2: First kiss was extremely recent, more to come!
Nerdy explanation #3: Poll answer = (Number of kisses) % 2.
CIA Explanation #4: Choosing this poll option was a way to signal secretly to another operative that the mission is compromised.
Sappy Explanation #5: There were actually others... but none that counted like THAT *ONE* perfect kiss.