[Jeff Vader]

This thread shouldn't be stickied. It should be burned. With napalm. And everyone who posted on it should be slapped and sent to bash.org in order to learn how to distinguish funny IRC quotes from the dross that has been posted so far.

Personally I prefer IRCQuotes over bash.org. Though I admit that there's the language barrier to the majority of HLP members.

[Rick James]

Anything that might have been even slightly amusing at the time, in the company that was present at the time, is posted up for the entire world to read and say "meh" at. This thread shouldn't be stickied. It should be burned. With napalm. And everyone who posted on it should be slapped and sent to bash.org in order to learn how to distinguish funny IRC quotes from the dross that has been posted so far.

*innocent whistle*

Oh, my. What a lovely "Remove" button.

...hmm? Oh, kara was saying something? No matter.

[karajorma]

Personally I prefer IRCQuotes over bash.org.

Well I can't read it since I don't speak the language but just looking at the spacing is enough to show that they're probably doing it right.

[MP-Ryan]

For reference:  Funny quotes are generally no more than 5 lines in length.  1 or 3 is preferable, and the more out of context the better =)

This thread is like the Anti-Carlin or something. 

[FreeSpaceFreak]

Yeah. For those who weren't there, most of these kinda look like a word generator gone wild.

[Dilmah G]

Exactly.

[iamzack]

For reference:  Funny quotes are generally no more than 5 lines in length.  1 or 3 is preferable, and the more out of context the better =)

QFT QFT QFT

goddamn. if it's too long to put in your siggie, you suck and it's not that funneh.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

This just in:

[11:01]   <red-laptop>   frak school
[11:01]   <red-laptop>   go join a band
[11:01]   <mura>   frack bands, go join the circus
[11:02]   <Hades>   The circus is fun when you don't go to it
[11:02]   <red-laptop>   frak circus, go get frozen and be a GTA pilot

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Double-post.

[11:23]   * Androgeos   attempts to explode an acne.
[11:23]   <red-laptop>   D:
[11:24]   <sigtau>   Androgeos: In 30 minutes, you will loose the game AGAIN.
[11:24]   * Androgeos   sneezes in sigtau's face.
[11:24]   * Androgeos   accidentally fires an LRABeam as well, which hits JeffVader.

[Rick James]

Nuclear1:  Jesus Christ zack you're a little too hamyurger for HLP right now...
iamzack:  i dont have hamynerge i just want ptatoc hips D:
redsniper:  Platonic hips?!
iamzack:  lays

Platonic hips. Maaan, that has all kinds of connotations.

[iamzack]

Nuclear1:  Jesus Christ zack you're a little too hamyurger for HLP right now...
iamzack:  i dont have hamynerge i just want ptatoc hips D:
redsniper:  Platonic hips?!
iamzack:  lays

Platonic hips. Maaan, that has all kinds of connotations.

That wasn't in irc.

[NGTM-1R]

Hush, it's still the best post in the thread.

[redsniper]

Oh, yeah. That was from our excellent #hard-light spam thread. (As opposed to this one)
EDIT: This

[Androgeos Exeunt]

[11:25]   <sigtau>   Heh.
[11:25]   <sigtau>   Glowpoints are just sprites that aren't affected by lighting.
[11:26]   <The_E>   They're just points that glow, right?
[11:26]   <Androgeos>   ._.
[11:26]   <sigtau>   The_E, unless you lack common sense, yes.

[iamzack]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you...

Mura's a moron!


[7:02pm] iamzack: hay mura
[7:02pm] iamzack: MURA
[7:02pm] mura: aye?
[7:03pm] iamzack: knock knock
[7:03pm] Axem: its a trap
[7:03pm] iamzack: knock KNOCK
[7:03pm] mura: .... w-who's there? ;__;
[7:03pm] iamzack: olive
[7:03pm] mura: olive who?
[7:03pm] iamzack: http://www.tallcow.com/images2/olive_you.png
[7:04pm] • mura walks right into the trap
[7:04pm] iamzack: wot trap?
[7:04pm] mura: i dunno, was affraid it was going to be something bad
[7:04pm] mura: .________. i don't get it XD
[7:04pm] iamzack: :[
[7:04pm] iamzack: olive you
[7:05pm] iamzack: sounds like i love you
[7:05pm] iamzack: it's cute
[7:05pm] iamzack: shaddap
[7:05pm] mura: dawww


(Psst, if you didn't get it either, you are also a moron and you are destined to never have sex.)

[iamzack]

[7:53pm] iamzack: let's play a game
[7:53pm] Hades: ok
[7:53pm] iamzack: everyone find a coin
[7:54pm] iamzack: and flip it
[7:54pm] iamzack: and report the outcome
[7:54pm] iamzack: i got tails
[7:54pm] • mura grabs the canadian quarter
[7:54pm] Hades: Heads, *****es.
[7:54pm] mura: i got a moose
[7:54pm] iamzack: er
[7:54pm] Hades: ... lolwut

[colecampbell666]

That's what you get in Canada. 1 in 300 road accidents involves a moose.

<Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive

I don't have the foggiest as to why he does it, or if it's a bot.

[Mongoose]

The amount of unfunny in here is staggering.  I got more lulz out of being collectively traumatized with a group of online friends while peering in on the dark, scary world that is Pokephilia fandom.

...for the love of God, don't ask anything about that.

[colecampbell666]

Ewwww.

[esarai]

In a most likely futile attempt to salvage this thread from the lack of comedic grace it seems to be suffering, I will give two of my personal favorites:

[iamzack] taliban
[blowfish] ...
[iamzack] fcuk taliban
[iamzack] i raep they face off

StarDragon>   "Why did we losr gravity?" - "Sorry sir, Hamster took some shrapnel to the head." 

I'm sorry I don't have the other 4 lines of StarDragon's madness.