[Hades]

[23:55] <@Battuta> jesus christ, it's a bear
[23:55] <@Battuta> get in the car
[23:55] <Hades> It's a bottle shaped like a bear
[23:55] * Androgeos gets in Battuta's car.
[23:56] <@Battuta> oh god
[23:56] <@Battuta> stop targeting yourself for molestation
[23:56] * Hades laughs.
[23:56] <@Battuta> not that I would ever molest anyone, but seriously
[23:56] <+mura> XD
[23:56] <@Battuta> you might get into captain-custard's car someday

[Androgeos Exeunt]

I was half-hoping that Battuta would /kick me there...

[Dilmah G]

LOL!

[Androgeos Exeunt]

[11:27]   <Galemp>   For years Hungerbot searched for the perfect, most delectable sandwich. One day his quest came to a successful end. Only at that time did Hungerbot realize he had been constructed without a mouth or taste sensors. He also found he had been constructed without tear ducts.
[11:28]   <Axem>   Q.Q
[11:28]   <Axem>   i mean
[11:28]   <Axem>   O.O
[11:28]   <Hades>   ...
[11:28]   <Axem>   no tears
[11:29]   <Androgeos>   :'(
[11:29]   <Axem>   I SAID NO TEARS
[11:29]   <Hades>   :'(
[11:29]   <Androgeos>   :( :) O_O O.o o.O

[Mongoose]

I have no mouth.  And I must eat.

[colecampbell666]

<HerraTohtori>   www.freespace2.com
   <HerraTohtori>   ~K

[Snail]

That's what you get in Canada. 1 in 300 road accidents involves a moose.

<Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive
   <Brand-X>   Keep Alive

I don't have the foggiest as to why he does it, or if it's a bot.

Every 2 minutes... He raises the dead...

[Androgeos Exeunt]

[23:50]   |<--   Roy_Fokker_ has left irc.esper.net (Quit: Leaving)
[23:51]   <Amit-GTSVA>   THAT'S RIGHT> LEAVE
[23:51]   -->|   Roy_Fokker ([email protected]) has joined #hard-light
[23:51]   <qxevtnu>   hah
[23:51]   <Amit-GTSVA>   HE CAME BACK
[23:51]   <Amit-GTSVA>   I mean he...
[23:51]   <Amit-GTSVA>   erm
[23:51]   * HE   is to lazy to leave
[23:51]   <qxevtnu>   heh
[23:51]   <Amit-GTSVA>   No NOT HE...
[23:51]   =-=   qxevtnu is now known as qazwsx
[23:52]   <Amit-GTSVA>   ugs

[The E]

[01:55]   -->|   Battuta ([email protected]) has joined #hard-light
[01:55]   <redsniper>   GTFO
[01:55]   =-=   Mode #hard-light +o Battuta by ChanServ
[01:55]   <Battuta>   hallo redsniper

[esarai]

21:53   Hades   As the commanding officer of the Aquitane, I accidentally Alpha 1's brain. Is this bad?
21:53   Hades   You what?
21:53   Hades   Accidentally Alpha 1's brain.

[iamzack]

Long:

[7:05pm] iamzack: if they're going to make twilight patterns
[7:05pm] iamzack: they could at least not be like this: http://i42.tinypic.com/jkkui9.png
[7:05pm] The_E: Oh, WTF?
[7:05pm] iamzack: and as you can see from the other three on that page
[7:05pm] iamzack: they are ALL like that
[7:05pm] mura: lame icons
[7:05pm] mura: are lame
[7:05pm] iamzack: not icons
[7:05pm] iamzack: TEXTURES
[7:05pm] The_E: God, ugly AND somewhat creepy
[7:06pm] The_E: Also, "dramalover7m"?
[7:06pm] iamzack: as in TILED OVER AND OVER AGAIN ON WALLS, FLOORS, CLOTHES, COUNTERS, DESKS, ETC
[7:06pm] iamzack: WHHYYYYYY
[7:06pm] iamzack: FORTY SEVEN DOWNLOADS
[7:06pm] iamzack: FORTY SEVEN
[7:06pm] CaptJosh: Simple, zack.
[7:06pm] CaptJosh: People are stupid.
[7:06pm] mura: >___o
[7:06pm] mura: what?
[7:06pm] iamzack: I WANT TO CAPSLOCK MY CAPSLOCK BUT I CAN'T
[7:07pm] CaptJosh: Individuals may display intelligence, but people are stuped.
[7:07pm] mura: that **** as... tiled texture
[7:07pm] mura: omg
[7:07pm] CaptJosh: stupid*
[7:07pm] mura: i want an orion with it *squueee*
[7:07pm] iamzack: RRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEE
[7:07pm] CaptJosh: mura, for that you should die.
[7:07pm] CaptJosh: Although it could be interesting for a 4th JAD campaign...
[7:07pm] The_E: mura: I'd like a shivan as a character model in it.
[7:08pm] The_E: Full size, beam cannon equipped and all

[qazwsx]

Snail   I got a PM from Battuta to help him verify the canonicity and believability of some WiH stuff
Snail   And I'm sorry, it's impossible
Snail   It's genius and infallible and there's nothing that can be changed without ****ing it up
The_E   Right
Snail   Except maybe the font
Snail   Verdana sucks

[chief1983]

* BotenAnna ([email protected]) has joined #hard-light
<Hades> BOTENANNA!
<The_E> BotenAnna? Is that you?
* Hades hugs BotenAnna
* BotenAnna has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
<The_E> ROFL
* BotenAnna ([email protected]) has joined #hard-light
* BotenAnna has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
<Hades> ... Well
<chief1983> doesn't seem to be the logging code after all
<chief1983> something to do with the channels, when I tested with just a couple, everything worked fine
* qazwsx ([email protected]) has left #hard-light
* BotenAnna ([email protected]) has joined #hard-light
<captain-custard> ?
<chief1983> !8ball glad to be back?
<BotenAnna> chief1983: No.
<The_E> I knew it.
<The_E> She never really liked us.
<Hades> !8ball Surely you like me?
<BotenAnna> Hades: In your dreams.
<captain-custard> !8ball missed your daily cockslap?
<BotenAnna> captain-custard: Unlikely.
<Hades>
<Hades> !8ball Yes
<BotenAnna> Hades: It is possible.

[Snail]

Snail   I got a PM from Battuta to help him verify the canonicity and believability of some WiH stuff
Snail   And I'm sorry, it's impossible
Snail   It's genius and infallible and there's nothing that can be changed without ****ing it up
The_E   Right
Snail   Except maybe the font
Snail   Verdana sucks

That's taken entirely out of context!

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Jeff shows us why he is a Global Moderator.

[19:17]   <JeffVader>   pizza is koo
[19:18]   <JeffVader>   made one myself yesterday
[19:23]   |<--   shiv has left irc.esper.net (Quit: Leaving)
[19:25]   <Snail>   Pizza is horrible
[19:25]   <Snail>   Tastes like ****
[19:25]   <JeffVader>   probably
[19:25]   <JeffVader>   IF YOUR TOPPINGS INCLUDE ****

[esarai]

   <Hades>   Hold on a second. I have to do some things to the Faustus
   <mura>   ew
   <Hades>   ...
   <mura>    :b
   <Hades>    no u
   <Hades>    Seriously, no you. Now I'm going to be up all night thinking about that.
   <Esarai>    I think you'd severely injure yourself if you tried to "do" things to a Faustus.
   <Hades>    It's much too big
   <Hades>    I like my women thin
   <BlackMan> yeah, but you still want a little bit of meat on the bone.
   <Hades>    I know
   <Hades>    But not like Missy Faustus
   <Hades>    She's as fat as a carrier!
   <mura>    besides, it would slap you with that thing that spins
   <Hades>    That'd actually kill me
   <Esarai>    and it would burn you up good.
   <Hades>    OKAY OKAY
   <mura>    chaffffffffffffffffffffffffing
   <Hades>    I got it, she's not the lady for me


   * captain-custard   sqishes the dwarf and wipes his foot on esarai
   * Esarai   cuts the captain's foot.
   <Esarai>   I'm not a rag, sir.
   * captain-custard   produces a slightly oiled colosus from behind his back and explains to esarai where he is going to put it in esarais anatomy
   * Esarai   uses smokebomb to disappear.
   * mura   gets lung cancer
   <mura>   i'll see you in court
   <mura>   my ninja lawyer will be contacting you soon

   <mura>   i breath concrete

[Zacam]

<Zacam> http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,64325.msg1269858.html#msg1269848
* Flaming_Sword is such a nerd :/
*** dANGER_boy!dANGER_boy@pool-173-50-148-109.ptldor.fios.verizon.net has joined #hard-light
<Zacam> Dear. God.
*** dANGER_boy!dANGER_boy@pool-173-50-148-109.ptldor.fios.verizon.net is now known as God
<God> Yes, I'm here
<Zacam> I'd like to file a bug report.
*** [email protected] is now known as Jesus
<Jesus> sup
<God> Check with my secretary.
<Jesus> hey dad
<Zacam> Regarding the INANE flaws in human intelligence and the equality (or disparity) therof.
* God points at Jesus
*** [email protected] is now known as WhitePidgeon
<WhitePidgeon> kuuuuu
*** [email protected] has quit IRC: Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced))
<WhitePidgeon> XDDDD
<Jesus> oh wow
<Jesus> dang
<Zacam> Holy crap, there IS a God!
*** [email protected] is now known as mura
<Jesus> dad
<Jesus> he's dead

[redsniper]

[23:24] <@Battuta> we expected something dumb
[23:24] <@Battuta> and it was delivered
[23:24] <redsniper> HLP always delivers on that

[esarai]

<FUBAR-BDHR>   what the heck was that a sith version of a cat?

<chief1983>   it's ok esarai, the drinks invite can still apply to you anyway
<chief1983>   just wear some makeup
<Rian>   All right, "HLP dudes in drag" thread.
<Rian>   Go.

[00:03]   =-=   Rian was booted from #Hard-Light by Fury` (Go get some sleep already!)
[00:03]   =-=   Battuta was booted from #Hard-Light by Fury` (Go warm her bed up)

<DrHorrible>   Target the Reavers. Target everything. SOMEBODY FIRE!!!!
<cc>   no
<cc>   its union rules we are on a coffee break
<mura>   you fire the damn lazors
* mura   puts feet on the dashboard and leans back

[Androgeos Exeunt]

[12:18]   <iamzack>   !forecast
[12:18]   <BotenAnna>   iamzack: Forecast for SW Raleigh-Nuttree Place, Raleigh, North Carolina: Overnight - Partly cloudy with a chance of showers and thunderstorms. Lows in the upper 60s. West winds around 5 mph. Chance of rain 40 percent, Saturday - Partly sunny. Highs in the upper 80s. West winds 5 to 10 mph
[12:18]   <Androgeos>   !weather
[12:18]   <BotenAnna>   Androgeos: Singapore, Singapore at 12:00 PM SGT on July 18, 2009: [Temp: 88 F / 31 C Mostly Cloudy] [Hum: 75%] [Wind: SSW 6 mph / 9 kph]
[12:18]   <iamzack>   whoops
[12:18]   <iamzack>   !forecast topsail island, nc
[12:18]   <BotenAnna>   iamzack: could not retrieve forecast...try being more specific with your location (non-US forecasts don't work right now)
[12:18]   <iamzack>   **** you, anma
[12:18]   * Androgeos   laughs into his shirt.