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(10:37:36 PM) iamzack: what's with all the voice people this morning?
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(10:37:51 PM) DarthGeek: we're having a riot
(10:37:52 PM) The_E: It-'s the HLP choir.

[esarai]

<Turambar>   when do we get functioning cockpits?
<iamzack>           aren't those just vaginas?
<iamzack>           what kind of vagina is nonfunctional   ?

[Colonol Dekker]

@_@
 
Random.

[General Battuta]

Cockpit? Cock pit? I get it!

 

[Scotty]

Give the man a cookie!

[Galemp]

Edited...

Jul 19 18:44:36 *   Hades has joined #hard-light
Jul 19 18:44:48 *   Hades slaps Goober5000 with a big red brick
Jul 19 18:45:13 *   Axem has kicked Hades from #hard-light (Be nice.)
Jul 19 18:45:28 <iamzack>   HADES SUCKS A BIG RED DONKEY WANG
Jul 19 18:45:35 *   Hades has joined #hard-light
Jul 19 18:45:37 *   Axem has kicked iamzack from #hard-light (You too.)
Jul 19 18:45:45 *   iamzack has joined #hard-light
Jul 19 18:45:45 <Hades>   HAHA
Jul 19 18:45:45 <sigtau>   <iamzack> HADES SUCKS A BIG RED DONKEY WANG
Jul 19 18:45:46 <iamzack>   he didn't see it, though!
Jul 19 18:45:46 <Galemp>   lol
Jul 19 18:45:47 <Hades>   ...
Jul 19 18:45:48 <iamzack>   oh
Jul 19 18:45:49 <Hades>   YOU *****
Jul 19 18:45:49 <iamzack>   well
Jul 19 18:45:51 <iamzack>   lol
Jul 19 18:45:52 *   Hades chokes iamzack
Jul 19 18:45:57 <iamzack>   ...
Jul 19 18:46:00 *   sigtau sits back and enjoys the show
Jul 19 18:46:07 <Axem>   ...
Jul 19 18:46:09 <Galemp>   Axem is a kind and generous wonderful person
Jul 19 18:46:25 <Hades>   I sorry .
Jul 19 18:46:26 *   Galemp waits for ops
Jul 19 18:46:27 *   Axem has kicked Hades from #hard-light (Srsly? SRSLY?)
Jul 19 18:46:31 <iamzack>   hehehe
Jul 19 18:46:31 *   Hades has joined #hard-light
Jul 19 18:46:36 <iamzack>   lawl
Jul 19 18:46:38 *   Axem gives channel operator status to Galemp Goober5000
Jul 19 18:46:45 <Galemp>   
Jul 19 18:46:47 *   sigtau lol's
Jul 19 18:46:47 <Hades>   o hai
Jul 19 18:46:50 <sigtau>   ...damn
Jul 19 18:46:51 <sigtau>   lol
Jul 19 18:46:56 *   Galemp has kicked Axem from #hard-light (Axem)
Jul 19 18:46:56 *   Axem has joined #hard-light
Jul 19 18:46:58 *   ChanServ gives channel operator status to Axem
Jul 19 18:47:00 <Hades>   XD
Jul 19 18:47:22 <Galemp>   
Jul 19 18:47:22 *   Axem removes channel operator status from Galemp
Jul 19 18:47:24 <Axem>   :|

[Colonol Dekker]

Destroyed by thine own creation. . Tragic.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

You would think that Axem would know what he's doing...

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Double-post.

Cockpit? Cock pit? I get it!

 

My first thought upon seeing "cock pit" was armpits...

[esarai]

<Esarai>: !8ball Is Axem Russian?
<BotenAnna>: Esarai: It shall be.
<Esarai>: !8ball He's going to move to Russia?
<BotenAnna>: Esarai: Maybe...
<Esarai>: !8ball you're not making any sense, lass.
<BotenAnna>: Esarai: One would be wise to think so.
<Fury`>: !8ball is Axem gonna get assraped by angry russian mob?
<BotenAnna>: Fury`: Yes!
<Fury`>: there you go

[Turambar]

Double-post.

Cockpit? Cock pit? I get it!

 

My first thought upon seeing "cock pit" was armpits...

Sucks to be your girlfriend

[Androgeos Exeunt]

[00:40]   <FoxtrotTango>   Hey, Zack?
[00:40]   <FoxtrotTango>   Do you see that door over there?
[00:40]   <FoxtrotTango>   Can you go see what's on the other side of it?
[00:41]   <iamzack>   i don't see any door
[00:41]   <FoxtrotTango>   It's right over there. *Points to the exit*
[00:41]   <iamzack>   definitely don't see any door
[00:41]   <FoxtrotTango>   Just go to where I'm pointing. You'll come to it.
[00:41]   <iamzack>   don't see where you're pointing
[00:41]   <Androgeos>   Well, the door's visible if you type /quit
[00:42]   =-=   iamzack was booted from #hard-light by Fury` (You don't see if because you're HITTING it you silly girl)

[Snail]

[20:33] <Snail> all hail teh Colonol!
[20:33] <Galemp> hey it's dekker
[20:33] <Galemp> how you been
[20:33] <Col_Dek> !8ball does snail win?
[20:33] <@BotenAnna> Col_Dek: Come again?
[20:33] <lostllama> Hi Galemp
[20:33] <Col_Dek> !8ball does snail win?
[20:33] <@BotenAnna> Col_Dek: Naturally.
[20:33] <Col_Dek>
[20:33] <lostllama> dang that ball
[20:33] <Snail> **** yeah
[20:33] <Snail> I WIN!! I WIN!!
[20:34] <Col_Dek> !8ball does snail love men?
[20:34] <@BotenAnna> Col_Dek: The answer is a resounding no.
[20:34] <Col_Dek> lol
[20:34] <Col_Dek> lucky...

BotenAnna is on my side for once.

[Colonol Dekker]

Only cos you cut the first question i asked her

[Hades]

[06:31] <Snail> Oh ****, I just realized that my wet dream was caused by me getting +v on this channel

[Snail]

D:

[12:45] <Hades> BAD SNAIL, BAD
[12:45] * Hades slaps Snail with a rainbow trout
[12:45] <Snail> eh
[12:47] * Aardwolf kicks Hades in the groin with a steel-toed GIANT FIGHTING ROBOT
[12:47] <Snail> Perpetual War
[12:47] <Hades> I am not hurt, because I have balls of steel
[12:49] * Aardwolf activates the electromagnet
[12:49] <Snail> lol
[12:49] <Hades> ****
[12:49] <Hades> Oh, did I mention that my balls are not magnetic?
[12:50] <Aardwolf> Steel is made of iron, foo
[12:50] <Snail> Yeah, in the same way a great big block of iron isn't magnetic
[12:50] <Snail> Because I said so
[12:50] <Hades> I know
[12:50] <Hades> But my steel has anti magnetic plastic around it
[12:50] <Aardwolf> Refrigerators aren't magnetic...
[12:51] <Aardwolf> Hades: yeah ya do
[12:51] <Snail> Anti magnetic plastic?
[12:51] <Aardwolf> xD
[12:51] <Hades> yep.
[12:51] <Snail> O)o
[12:51] <Hades> totally
[12:51] <Aardwolf> latex
[12:51] <Snail> AHAHA
[12:51] <Hades> haha
[12:51] <Snail> ****ing p4wned
[12:51] <Hades> You figured me out.

[Hades]

D:

[07:26] <Hades> I was going to beat the D3 demo
[07:26] <Hades> But I got lost on the first mission
[07:26] <Hades> I took a wrong turn somewhere or something

[sigtau]

<sigtau> !8ball Boxers or briefs?
<BotenAnna> sigtau: I doubt it very much.
<StarDragon> plus teh cockpit might be too complicated
<StarDragon> cant tell
<sigtau> No underwear at all? :O
<Rhymes_With_PSYCHO> !8ball Is sigtau just being stupid?
<BotenAnna> Rhymes_With_PSYCHO: No chance.
<Rhymes_With_PSYCHO> oh god
<sigtau> lol
<sigtau> Chat quotes worthy.
<Rhymes_With_PSYCHO> !8ball do you like Hades?
<BotenAnna> Rhymes_With_PSYCHO: The answer is certainly yes.
<Rhymes_With_PSYCHO> !8ball do you like me?
<BotenAnna> Rhymes_With_PSYCHO: Unlikely.
<sigtau> XD
<Rhymes_With_PSYCHO> :-(
<Rhymes_With_PSYCHO> !8ball should I kill sigtau?
<BotenAnna> Rhymes_With_PSYCHO: Obviously.

[General Battuta]

Okay, there needs to be some kind of rule about posting chat quotes regarding things you say yourself. First AE, then Hades, now sigtau. This is not the Quotesturbation Thread.

[NGTM-1R]

There needs to some kind of rule about "the bot is not amusing, you lazy bastards"