I didn't see any cats, or dogs, or crickets on a stick, but I did see pig snout...
Two things I learned in China:
Chinese *****, so small (Edit: sorry if this offends anyone, but it seemed to be true. I saw it for myself in the sauna
and promptly got out)
BONNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Yes I have been smoking too much opium with the opium pipe that my friend's dad bought there

Three problems I had with China:
The showerhead was too low (I'm about six feet tall but still)
The bed was too small (my feet stuck out the end)
and the worst one of all,
THE TOILET SEAT WAS TOO SMALL!!!
