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Offline Corsair

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on: March 28, 2002, 10:51:49 am
I missed the big party at 100k posts! :(
Anyway, I'm back. But I logged on this morning and dam was there a lot of news in the 12 days that I wasn't here. Seems like there's been a lotta stuff going on...
Maybe I'll make a website and post some pictures from the trip (couldn't post all twelve rolls of film though :D)

So how was the party?

P.S. Just to say, the modems in China are crap. I managed to get online on one, and just to load my email account on AOL took five minutes...just to open www.aol.com! :snipe:
Hehehe I think I gained about 10 pounds though, they sure feed you well there. ;)
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Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline phreak

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Reply #1 on: March 28, 2002, 10:53:53 am
Did you eat any cat?  I hear they make them real tasty over there.
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #2 on: March 28, 2002, 10:56:25 am
I didn't see any cats, or dogs, or crickets on a stick, but I did see pig snout...

Two things I learned in China:
Chinese *****, so small (Edit: sorry if this offends anyone, but it seemed to be true. I saw it for myself in the sauna and promptly got out)
BONNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
:D
Yes I have been smoking too much opium with the opium pipe that my friend's dad bought there ;)

Three problems I had with China:
The showerhead was too low (I'm about six feet tall but still)
The bed was too small (my feet stuck out the end)
and the worst one of all,
THE TOILET SEAT WAS TOO SMALL!!! :eek:
« Last Edit: March 28, 2002, 11:14:24 am by 524 »
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Styxx

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Reply #3 on: March 28, 2002, 11:08:12 am
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Originally posted by Corsair
THE TOILET SEAT WAS TOO SMALL!!! :eek:


Lol! :lol: :lol:
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Offline Gortef

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Reply #4 on: March 28, 2002, 11:21:48 am
:lol: :lol:
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Reaper

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Reply #5 on: March 28, 2002, 11:57:46 am
:lol: lol :D
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Offline Carl

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Reply #6 on: March 28, 2002, 12:22:57 pm
yeah, those little chinese people.


now you know how i feel when i sleep in a terran bed.
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Offline Styxx

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Reply #7 on: March 28, 2002, 12:26:46 pm
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Originally posted by Carl
now you know how i feel when i sleep in a terran bed.


Must... stop... laughing...!! :lol: :lol:
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Offline Nico

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Reply #8 on: March 28, 2002, 12:29:15 pm
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Must... stop... laughing...!! :lol: :lol:

mmh, I could tell you a joke, believe me, after my jokes, nobody never laugh :p
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Offline Styxx

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Reply #9 on: March 28, 2002, 12:31:23 pm
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mmh, I could tell you a joke, believe me, after my jokes, nobody never laugh :p


Of course! They are french jokes!! :D
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Offline Shrike

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Reply #10 on: March 28, 2002, 12:52:40 pm
Da-dum-dum-cha!
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Offline Nico

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Reply #11 on: March 28, 2002, 12:55:54 pm
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Of course! They are french jokes!! :D


:snipe:
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Offline Styxx

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Reply #12 on: March 28, 2002, 01:58:06 pm
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:snipe:


Exactly between your eyes, eh? :D
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Offline Nico

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Reply #13 on: March 28, 2002, 02:11:18 pm
:ha:
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #14 on: March 28, 2002, 02:26:32 pm
I'm not listening.... I'm not listening the cool jokes about the chinese people who are way too small.... damn. :headz:

Anyway, :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Offline mikhael

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Reply #15 on: March 28, 2002, 04:21:05 pm
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Originally posted by Corsair

Three problems I had with China:
The showerhead was too low (I'm about six feet tall but still)
The bed was too small (my feet stuck out the end)
and the worst one of all,
THE TOILET SEAT WAS TOO SMALL!!! :eek:


I should take you to Japan with me one day. At least you had toilets. Imagine my surprise when I have to go to the bathroom in a train station and discover there is no toilets, just urinals and booths with a trough in the floor... I thought someone had stolen the toilet, but these troughs are pretty common in Japan.

On a less scatological note, how was the size of the doors and the like? I'm over six feet, and I had trouble for a long time in Japan because the doors are cut at PRECISELY six feet. It was nuts.
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Offline Thorn

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Reply #16 on: March 28, 2002, 04:22:11 pm
Hmmph..
Reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons...
 

Offline CP5670

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Reply #17 on: March 28, 2002, 07:23:06 pm
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I should take you to Japan with me one day. At least you had toilets. Imagine my surprise when I have to go to the bathroom in a train station and discover there is no toilets, just urinals and booths with a trough in the floor... I thought someone had stolen the toilet, but these troughs are pretty common in Japan.


:D This really reminds me of some of my trips to India; I have been there seven times now and have always found strange things with the toilets in my relatives' houses. The houses usually contain one normal toilet, but the rest of the bathrooms have these depressions in the floor instead. :p

Also, there is no toilet paper; people apparently somehow use water instead, so I have to take some from here whenever I visit there. :p
 

Offline an0n

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Reply #18 on: March 28, 2002, 07:30:01 pm
I would rather have no toilet than have toilets like I found in these French public toilets. There was **** EVERYWHERE. It was smeared up the walls, in the sink, across the floor, all over the mirrors, clogging up the toilets, on the ceiling. Although strangely enough, none was on the toilet seat.

Another french place had these two mini-pillars raised from this thing that looked like the bottom of a shower. You basically had to stand on the pillars and piss on the floor. Apparently people had been trashing the urinals so they installed the floor pissing things.
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Offline Setekh

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Reply #19 on: March 28, 2002, 08:38:30 pm
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Of course! They are french jokes!! :D


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