[Colonol Dekker]

K, this is a bit of harmless detraction. Make a choice, explain your reasons.

This poll will close in a week..

[Scotty]

Talking dog.  Nobody has a real talking dog.  I think that someone somewhere has to have a monkey butler by now.

[Ford Prefect]

Talking dog. I don't like monkeys.

[Colonol Dekker]

Monkey butler, more chance of it happening

[iamzack]

Talking cat. Dogs and monkeys smell bad.

[NGTM-1R]

Talking dog. It'll at least be good company. The monkey butler just isn't gonna get you.

[Colonol Dekker]

No cats. Cats are crap/ It's a binary choice

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[iamzack]

Cats are awesome.

[Colonol Dekker]

CAts enable Llamas

[Snail]

Cats are yummy.

[Colonol Dekker]

Cats are yummy.

That.

[iamzack]

Ironically, it's only snails on the menu...

[Snail]

Ironically, it's only snails on the menu...

[StarSlayer]

My dog already tries to, its actually pretty impressive how much he can convey with his assorted grumbles, barks and eyebrow expressions.

[Bob-san]

Talking dog; at least they're good company.

[MR_T3D]

monkey butler. a real one would clean up anything, wear deoderant, and generally be rather clean, and then be able service me well.
 
plutonicially, its a monkeyits natural, because the first thing your talking dog will say is WTF!??!

[Colonol Dekker]

A talking dog won't recieve an intelligence upgrade, it'd just say "FOOD!" or "WALKIES!!" or "LICK" etc.......

[High Max]

I love cats. My favorite since they are so cute, they don't bark, they are cleaner, and smart.

[TESLA]

Dogs are loyal, you can trust them to an a degree. Good for turning a would be male thief into a 'lady'

Cats think they own you, you serve them

Monkeys throw their **** at you, and laugh about it

Cows are stupid, they just stare all day long (unless they get guns, then they kick ass)

Snakes, they want to eat you, have real bad lisp too

Whales, moan a lot of the time, take up a ****e load of room

Dolphins, always on crack

Giraffe, they have some neck, cheeky feckers

So yep, vote dogs, cause they dont have a disposable thumb to throw there crap at you, or the ability to strangle you in your sleep, or inslave you in the distant future.....




Dogs all the way! (just not for girlfriends) (although sometimes the difference may be hard to tell)

[High Max]

Just like when it comes to individuals and situations in life, each species has pros and cons. An individual of the human species has his/hers own pros and cons combined with the general pros and cons as a species (sub category pros and cons), but each person likes certain animals more than others because they feel their pros outweight their cons, same reason why someone would like one culture more than another or something more than something else.