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Re: Best ...game...review EVER!!!!!
FF8 sucked.  Not as bad as FF7 with it's recycled main plot and awful characters, but still pretty bad.
Of course, really, 1-6 kind of sucked too.
Psh, 6 had Kefka, who by all accounts (or at least those I've read) was one of the best Heartless Bastards in gaming-dom.

 
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He was interesting, and though it's oft pointed out that he actually destroyed the world, the truth of the matter is he less destroyed the world, more landscaped it.  Compare the number of people in towns from world of balance to world of ruin, and he really didn't actually kill that many people. 

 

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Killing everyone when you remake the world in your image seems like such a waste.  Who'll be left afterwards to have their souls crushed by your almighty vision? :D

 

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Fallout 3 isn't an RPG.

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Yeah, that view is slightly strange.
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this is the best game review evar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi8n6uN091E

 

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this is the best game review evar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi8n6uN091E
I've never played the X series, but it amazes me that the entire development team managed to miss the massive innuendo potential that that name presented. :D

 

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Re: Best ...game...review EVER!!!!!
 :eek2:

Wow.  :lol:

 
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Yeah that was amusing, from a development standpoint. What's up with those guys hahahaha.

 

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The only problem with the X series, apart from the truly terrible story missions, is that it gets quite hard work after a while and I tend to think why am I trying so hard, why don't I just play freespace instead   ;)
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The only problem with the X series, apart from the truly terrible story missions, is that it gets quite hard work after a while and I tend to think why am I trying so hard, why don't I just play freespace instead   ;)

which calls to mind: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online

 
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FF series;
1-7 (87-97) = Amazing.

8 (99) = Suck.

9 (00) = Actually surprisingly good (retro, amazing skill system (best of the series), story isn't too bad).

10 (01) = Terrible.

11 (02) = Worst of the Series.

10-2 (03) = The worst storyline of the series (surprisingly decent gameplay if you can ignore the ....yea you can't really).


Tactics Advance rocks (ending was a bit of a let down though).
Crystal Chronicles on the Cube was amazing with mates but sucks on your own (ending was a bit of a let down too).

Haven't played 12-14 yet.

The Last Remnant rocked too.
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which calls to mind: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online

I've said it before: He doesn't get the concept of a sandbox, or for that matter any form of game that doesn't spoonfeed you the storyline on rails. :P
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which calls to mind: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online

I was thinking of getting into this  :doubt: Not any more  :D
Also, that is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Off topic here but reminds me of this guy - http://www.youtube.com/user/ashens
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It's easy to criticize something when you spend hours creating a space where only your own beliefs are given any time; eventually any crackpot judgment looks reasonable in that environment.

Needless to say, I think he's full of ****. Final Fantasy VIII is probably the third best Final Fantasy, and certainly it blows away the poorly-translated, boring game FFVII was. The game has silly parts!? GASP! I never knew!

Seriously, is VIII really any sillier than VI, maybe the most universally praised game of all time? VI had a boss coming out of a painting, a Yeti, Gau the wolf boy being introduced to his aristocratic father, an empire being led by a wheezy old man controlled by a clown, and a general who was able to sing a climatic opera piece with no training whatsoever. Except that opera scene is also one of the most moving scenes in the history of gaming. Except that behind all the sillyness was a story that was actually about something.

This guy is an asshole and a curmudgeon who wasted hours of his life continuously talking and complaining about something just so he could have a few hours of tape where he could just complain and complain and complain without anyone telling him to shut up. He also seems to be completely unable to get the idea of what fantasy is. The garden was floating the whole time, is it that much of a stretch that it could move? Really? Oh wait, I forgot, you don't like contrary opinions. They make you feel like you're an asshole who complains just cause he feels like it. We can't have that, now, can we?

This guy would criticize Totoro for being too unrealistic. This guy would bash the Empire Strikes Back and Firefly if he felt like it and claim they were poorly written. He's just an asshole, ignore him, let him be an 85-year old man in peace.
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Trashman, Rick James, please, do feel free to step up to the plate and claim it's ok to hate everything you personally don't have an affinity for. I won't get mad, I swear.

I mean, if you hate something, that's fine, but when you hate something to the point of being so full of bile that you imply that anyone who likes it must be a retard, then I'm coming for you. With a wooden bat. In a metaphorical way.
« Last Edit: September 03, 2009, 04:21:10 pm by Mr. Vega »
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I've never played the X series, but it amazes me that the entire development team managed to miss the massive innuendo potential that that name presented. :D

I didn't!  ;7

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It's easy to criticize something when you spend hours creating a space where only your own beliefs are given any time; eventually any crackpot judgment looks reasonable in that environment.

Needless to say, I think he's full of ****. Final Fantasy VIII is probably the third best Final Fantasy, and certainly it blows away the poorly-translated, boring game FFVII was. The game has silly parts!? GASP! I never knew!

Seriously, is VIII really any sillier than VI, maybe the most universally praised game of all time? VI had a boss coming out of a painting, a Yeti, Gau the wolf boy being introduced to his aristocratic father, an empire being led by a wheezy old man controlled by a clown, and a general who was able to sing a climatic opera piece with no training whatsoever. Except that opera scene is also one of the most moving scenes in the history of gaming. Except that behind all the sillyness was a story that was actually about something.

This guy is an asshole and a curmudgeon who wasted hours of his life continuously talking and complaining about something just so he could have a few hours of tape where he could just complain and complain and complain without anyone telling him to shut up. He also seems to be completely unable to get the idea of what fantasy is. The garden was floating the whole time, is it that much of a stretch that it could move? Really? Oh wait, I forgot, you don't like contrary opinions. They make you feel like you're an asshole who complains just cause he feels like it. We can't have that, now, can we?

This guy would criticize Totoro for being too unrealistic. This guy would bash the Empire Strikes Back and Firefly if he felt like it and claim they were poorly written. He's just an asshole, ignore him, let him be an 85-year old man in peace.

So you're saying that his whole reason for hating the game was that it was silly? I thought he brought up some really good points regarding the quality found in the game's plot devices and combat mechanics.

And did you just compare The Empire Strikes Back to FireFly? I'm pretty sure that that's illegal in three states.

 

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Trashman, Rick James, please, do feel free to step up to the plate and claim it's ok to hate everything you personally don't have an affinity for. I won't get mad, I swear.

Hate?
What gave you the idea that I hate FF8?

I just consider it's story and characters redicolous to the point of absurdity (more or less a trademark of the whole series). It's more of an comedy than anything else. You know, the So Bad It's Good schtik.
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which calls to mind: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online

I've said it before: He doesn't get the concept of a sandbox, or for that matter any form of game that doesn't spoonfeed you the storyline on rails. :P

Really? But he absolutely loves . . . gah, I always forget the name. Volition's GTA-style type game. Which is supposed to be "sandbox".

I'm honestly not a fan of the MMO-style games either. I like stories, I don't see why I should pay someone else to make my own :D
I could make my own for free sure, but pay them? nah . . .