[General Battuta]

oh god oh god oh god

[Scotty]

[blanch] Creepy.

Off Topic:  Nice to see you finally made a CBT account.

BACK ON TOPIC:  Oh wait, says it doesn't attach to humans.

[Akalabeth Angel]

Why didn't the dumb fish just spit it out

[IronBeer]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17199_7-most-horrifying-parasites-on-planet.html

[Scotty]

It attached?  Try flexing a tick out of you skin sometimes.  It doesn't work.

[NGTM-1R]

Off Topic:  Nice to see you finally made a CBT account.

I should bother using mine someday.

[Pred the Penguin]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17199_7-most-horrifying-parasites-on-planet.html

That sure links to a lot of scary ****...

[High Max]

It's like "Alien". Why do the teeth on that fish look non-fishy and more human? They look like a human's yellow teeth in need of brushing. That alone is scary.

I'm wondering if it is real despite what it claims. That looks unreal, and replacing the tongue with itself sounds off the wall sci-fi. That fish head even looks like that "Alien" creature. That is freaky if it is real. Not just the parasite's appearance and what it did, but that fish as well.

Maybe I should look up images of weaver fish and see what they are suppose to look like.

[Scotty]

Truth is stranger than fiction.  Clicky

Before that sets of your paranoid-o-meter, it's wikipedia.

[Kosh]

The most horrifying parasite IMO is the zombie fungus. It seriously sounded like something out of the X-Files.

[mxlm]

I refuse to believe there could possibly be anything worse than the candiru.

[High Max]

Truth is stranger than fiction.  Clicky

Yeah, I heard scientists say something like that on some channel, or more like "fact is more amazing than fiction" or something. It was probably a normal person saying that in the advertisement or that show. Maybe it was an advertisment of the show monster quest. I can't remember. I might have also heard "science fact is stranger than science fiction". That could have been Dr. Michio Kaku talking as the advertiser to "The Universe".

[Sushi]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17199_7-most-horrifying-parasites-on-planet.html

Thanks. I'll have the jibblies all week now.
http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/d/d8/jibblies.gif

[Nuke]

i think the worst parisite on the planet is probibly homo sapien

[Bobboau]

gee, thats clever...

[NGTM-1R]

i think the worst parisite on the planet is probibly homo sapien

He's not even amusing anymore!

You gotta get back in the game, man!

[Pred the Penguin]

i think the worst parisite on the planet is probibly homo sapien

True.... but that's old news.

[High Max]

i think the worst parisite on the planet is probibly homo sapien

Yeah, I often feel an anger towards the species. Maybe you too. You must wonder if humanity deserves to survive for long. I consider a lot of it bad. I like using the very true saying "nothing lasts forever". Well, at least in the physical world it doesn't.

Nothing lasts forever is both sad and a relief, depend on what it is. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wishes that certain moments and good times in life could have lasted, though.

[Pred the Penguin]

Yeah, I often feel an anger towards the species. Maybe you too. You must wonder if humanity deserves to survive for long.

Humanity will simply no longer exist if it ever stops trying to adapt to worsening situations.
But of course everyone knows that, so why does nothing change?

[Locutus of Borg]

Tis homo sapien SAPIEN guys