[azile0]

Chuck Norris didn't disarm four BFREDs with malcompetant wingmates and half a bank of Furies.

[kaloonzu]

 - What's the difference between FreeSpace and a dead baby?

I don't play on a dead baby for 5 hours.

[stuart133]

- What's the difference between FreeSpace and a dead baby?

I don't play on a dead baby for 5 hours.

Can we not have dead baby jokes. Also that one was worse than most of them so ...

Also Chuck Norris destroyed the entire Santhanas fleet, with no help, on insane.

[Mongoose]

I think I personally find Chuck Norris jokes more distasteful than dead baby jokes.

[kaloonzu]

 - Why didn't Mr. T fight the Lucifer?

'Cause Mr. T pitied the fool!!

[General Battuta]

You wanna hear a joke?

Vasudan rights!

yeah that's right

[Spoon]

You wanna hear a joke?

Vasudan rights!

yeah that's right

I have a few ZOD friends that are about to pay you a visit and teach you a lesson about life 

[Topgun]

The Vasudan Panthers?

[Colonol Dekker]

You wanna hear a joke?

Vasudan rights!

yeah that's right

 
^ That
 
Also what do you say to a Vasudan with two black eyes?
 

Spoiler:

Nothing, you already told the fish lover twice

[kaloonzu]

 - What do you call a Shivan on Earth?

Nothing, theres no one left to say anything!


If no one has noticed, I'm slowly improving at this....

[Colonol Dekker]

What do you call the billions of dead Zods after the Lucifer attack?
 

Spoiler:

A good start. . .

[kaloonzu]

 - What do you call Command's vidbox being Black?

Affirmative Action IN SPACE

[Nemesis6]

Ok, so a Shivan walks into a bar and orders two beers. Bartender replies: Take three, why don't ya...

Meh.

[deathfun]

*Makes reference to Command Mistakes thread with the "Who wants to be a millionaire references"*

Alright, so this question here is for one million and you still have your "Call a friend" lifeline Bosch.
"The entire GTVA fleet has found you, what do you do?"

Do you
a) Prepare for the final battle
b) Explain the misunderstandings and hope that the GTVA will understand you loved Earth too much
c) RAM INTO THEM! MUAHAHAHA
d) Stick up your middle finger in the HUB display at Alpha 1 as you warp away (again)

"Uh yes, I think I will take that lifeline now"
"Alright, who would you like to call?"
"The Shivans"

*gargle ensues*

*insert whatever better witty comment you have here*

I don't know, couldn't think of anything funny to say

[General Battuta]

- What do you call Command's vidbox being Black?

Affirmative Action IN SPACE

 

[Charismatic]

I didnt get the affirmative action joke.
And the 'a good start' joke was SO funny but So wrong. Check my siggy. Im a Vasudan Rights Supporter.
They were our good allies.

And whoever had that millionarie joke going... it was great up untill 'the shivans' as you didnt continue it.
Id suggest thinking it over more and finihsing it-- it has great potential!

[TrashMan]

I think I personally find Chuck Norris jokes more distasteful than dead baby jokes.

Silence Infidel! The Ascended Meme that is Chuck Norris is beyond understanding of your pitifull, mortal, sqishy brain.

[kaloonzu]

 - Why did Sathanas go to Capella?

To eat fried chicken.


I swear, the more I do, the better they'll get....eventually....

[Colonol Dekker]

What's yellow, sticky, and fills four and a half bin bags?
 

Spoiler:

don't ask, but you'll thank me when your head doesn't end up in a cardboard box. . . He had it coming, they ALL have it coming, . . . . .  . . .

[deathfun]

Alright, so this question here is for one million and you still have your "Call a friend" lifeline Bosch.
"The entire GTVA fleet has found you, what do you do?"

Do you
a) Prepare for the final battle
b) Explain the misunderstandings and hope that the GTVA will understand you loved Earth too much
c) RAM INTO THEM! MUAHAHAHA
d) Stick up your middle finger in the HUB display at Alpha 1 as you warp away (again)

"Uh yes, I think I will take that lifeline now"
"Alright, who would you like to call?"
"Ah yes, I would like to call Bob on the Cain cruiser next to us."
"Alright you have 60 seconds"

*conversation ensues*

I need ideas for some odd conversation