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Offline azile0

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Chuck Norris didn't disarm four BFREDs with malcompetant wingmates and half a bank of Furies.
You get one chocolate chip.

. <--- There it is.

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 - What's the difference between FreeSpace and a dead baby?

I don't play on a dead baby for 5 hours.
I shat all over that Shivan fighter....right up 'till his buddy got me.

 

Offline stuart133

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- What's the difference between FreeSpace and a dead baby?

I don't play on a dead baby for 5 hours.

Can we not have dead baby jokes. Also that one was worse than most of them so ...

Also Chuck Norris destroyed the entire Santhanas fleet, with no help, on insane.
Organiser of HLP 10. (Well at least so I am told)

Stuart you're running this one now ain't ya? So get choosing. :p

 

Offline Mongoose

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I think I personally find Chuck Norris jokes more distasteful than dead baby jokes. :p

 
 - Why didn't Mr. T fight the Lucifer?

'Cause Mr. T pitied the fool!!
I shat all over that Shivan fighter....right up 'till his buddy got me.

 

Offline General Battuta

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You wanna hear a joke?

Vasudan rights!

yeah that's right

 

Offline Spoon

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You wanna hear a joke?

Vasudan rights!

yeah that's right
I have a few ZOD friends that are about to pay you a visit and teach you a lesson about life  :headz:
Urutorahappī!!

[02:42] <@Axem> spoon somethings wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> critically wrong
[02:42] <@Axem> im happy with these missions now
[02:44] <@Axem> well
[02:44] <@Axem> with 2 of them

 

Offline Topgun

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The Vasudan Panthers?

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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You wanna hear a joke?

Vasudan rights!

yeah that's right

 
^ That :nod:
 
Also what do you say to a Vasudan with two black eyes?
 
Spoiler:

Nothing, you already told the fish lover twice :lol:
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- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

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That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
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 - What do you call a Shivan on Earth?

Nothing, theres no one left to say anything!


If no one has noticed, I'm slowly improving at this....
I shat all over that Shivan fighter....right up 'till his buddy got me.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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What do you call the billions of dead Zods after the Lucifer attack?
 
Spoiler:
A good start. . .
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
NEWGROUNDS COMEDY GOLD, UPDATED DAILY
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 - What do you call Command's vidbox being Black?

Affirmative Action IN SPACE
I shat all over that Shivan fighter....right up 'till his buddy got me.

 

Offline Nemesis6

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Ok, so a Shivan walks into a bar and orders two beers. Bartender replies: Take three, why don't ya...

Meh.

 

Offline deathfun

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*Makes reference to Command Mistakes thread with the "Who wants to be a millionaire references"*

Alright, so this question here is for one million and you still have your "Call a friend" lifeline Bosch.
"The entire GTVA fleet has found you, what do you do?"

Do you
a) Prepare for the final battle
b) Explain the misunderstandings and hope that the GTVA will understand you loved Earth too much
c) RAM INTO THEM! MUAHAHAHA
d) Stick up your middle finger in the HUB display at Alpha 1 as you warp away (again)

"Uh yes, I think I will take that lifeline now"
"Alright, who would you like to call?"
"The Shivans"

*gargle ensues*

*insert whatever better witty comment you have here*

I don't know, couldn't think of anything funny to say


"No"

 

Offline General Battuta

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- What do you call Command's vidbox being Black?

Affirmative Action IN SPACE

 :wtf:

 

Offline Charismatic

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I didnt get the affirmative action joke.
And the 'a good start' joke was SO funny but So wrong. Check my siggy. Im a Vasudan Rights Supporter.
They were our good allies.

And whoever had that millionarie joke going... it was great up untill 'the shivans' as you didnt continue it.
Id suggest thinking it over more and finihsing it-- it has great potential!
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"(CENSORED) Galatea send more than two (CENSORED) fighters to escort your (CENSORED) three mile long (CENSORED), STUPID (CENSORED).  (CENSORED) YOU, YOU (CENSORED)!!!"

 

Offline TrashMan

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I think I personally find Chuck Norris jokes more distasteful than dead baby jokes. :p

Silence Infidel! The Ascended Meme that is Chuck Norris is beyond understanding of your pitifull, mortal, sqishy brain.
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 
 - Why did Sathanas go to Capella?

To eat fried chicken.


I swear, the more I do, the better they'll get....eventually....
I shat all over that Shivan fighter....right up 'till his buddy got me.

 

Offline Colonol Dekker

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What's yellow, sticky, and fills four and a half bin bags?
 
Spoiler:
don't ask, but you'll thank me when your head doesn't end up in a cardboard box. . . He had it coming, they ALL have it coming, . . . . .  . . .
Campaigns I've added my distinctiveness to-
- Blue Planet: Battle Captains
-Battle of Neptune
-Between the Ashes 2
-Blue planet: Age of Aquarius
-FOTG?
-Inferno R1
-Ribos: The aftermath / -Retreat from Deneb
-Sol: A History
-TBP EACW teaser
-Earth Brakiri war
-TBP Fortune Hunters (I think?)
-TBP Relic
-Trancsend (Possibly?)
-Uncharted Territory
-Vassagos Dirge
-War Machine
(Others lost to the mists of time and no discernible audit trail)

Your friendly Orestes tactical controller.

Secret bomb God.
That one time I got permabanned and got to read who was being bitxhy about me :p....
GO GO DEKKER RANGERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President of the Scooby Doo Model Appreciation Society
The only good Zod is a dead Zod
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Offline deathfun

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Alright, so this question here is for one million and you still have your "Call a friend" lifeline Bosch.
"The entire GTVA fleet has found you, what do you do?"

Do you
a) Prepare for the final battle
b) Explain the misunderstandings and hope that the GTVA will understand you loved Earth too much
c) RAM INTO THEM! MUAHAHAHA
d) Stick up your middle finger in the HUB display at Alpha 1 as you warp away (again)

"Uh yes, I think I will take that lifeline now"
"Alright, who would you like to call?"
"Ah yes, I would like to call Bob on the Cain cruiser next to us."
"Alright you have 60 seconds"

*conversation ensues*

I need ideas for some odd conversation
"No"