[Firartix]

Are you guys going to put all the JAD quotes here ?
You better post the whole mission text on the wiki (including the outtakes oO)

[Marcov]

"though not nearly as potent as the LEGENDARY COLOSSUS..." quoted from Procyon Insurgency briefing.

This simply glorifies the Colossus' name, and gives a sense of nostalgia considering that there are probably only a few fan-made campaigns which use the Colly 

THE LEGENDARY COLOSSUS is arguably the best title for the Colly.

[Desertfox287]

JAD used the Colly plenty

[Mongoose]

Not as much as SGWP2 did.

[Colonol Dekker]

This, is the GTVA Collos- - - WTF? Hit the brakes! 
 
 
Or something to that effect.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

This one, Colonol?

This is the GTVA Col-

[size=9]HOLY CRAP! FULL STOP! FULL ST-[/size]

[Colonol Dekker]

 
Yes.

* Colonol Dekker commits self-facepalm.

[Lucika]

My favourite quote today is MERRY CHRISTMAS 

[Androgeos Exeunt]

We will return as Firefox!

This is the GTVA Col- ... wait, this isn't Capella.

[Firartix]

Nobody excepts the Grammar Inquisition !

[Commander Zane]

Alpha 1: "This is Alpha 1 of the 3.14th Apples, how can we help?"

GTCv Pork:  "Help? Oh, no. We're doing juuuuuuuust fine."

*Que NTC LOL entrance*

GTCv Pork: "Oh yeah, here comes another one!"

*NTC LOL collides and explodes*

GTCV Pork: "Boo-yah! Not a single ship through yet!"

Alpha 1: "Swell...is there anything we can do?"

GTCv Pork: "Could you get me a cup of coffee?"

Alpha 1: "Doesn't your ship have a coffee maker?"

GTCv Pork: "No, the zombies specifially targeted our Coffee Maker Subsystem. These guys are good..."

*Que NTCv Roffle entrance*

GTCv Pork: "Here comes another---HEY! They can't do that! Can they?"



Tried quoting this to the best of my memory's abilities.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

NTCv Roffle, may the god of plasma core insertions have mercy on your soul.

[Inglonias]

Favorite non JAD quote is from derelict

"And the defecation is about to hit the ventilation."

Okay, maybe a bit immature. Try this one!

Blue Planet: "What, do I need to put a big sign on my fighter that says 'Not the Admiral's son'?! He's not my father!"

[Colonol Dekker]

>:€ - angry walrus says 'but he was wasn't he?'
 
 
My second favouritest retail quote of all time is. . . . .
Godspeed
Pilots, This is allied command signing off.
 
 
Two seconds later 'alpha 1 toastz noise'

[sigtau]

Command: "Alpha 1, see if you can't fly into the Lucifer's fighterbay!"

Me: "Bull.  ****ing.  ****."

[Lucika]

Command: "Alpha 1, see if you can't fly into the Lucifer's fighterbay!"

They knew something.

[Goober5000]

It's a misquote.  Command said "can".

[Nuclear1]

Command: "Alpha 1, see if you can't fly into the Lucifer's fighterbay!"

Me: "Bull.  ****ing.  ****."

My favorite follow-up to that was an MS Paint tribute someone did where Alpha 1 replied with "WTF is this, Independence Day?  Do all aliens have an open-door policy for vanished spacecraft?!" or something along those lines.

[carbine7]

Favorite JAD quote (kinda):
BURN BABY BURN! DISCO INFERNO!

Now that I got that out of the way, favorite quote of all time (Derelict):
Something along the lines of "Damn straight! And when I get that medal I'm going to duct tape it to my cockpit!

[Lucika]

It's a misquote.  Command said "can".

I know