[Lucika]

Remember how angry he is when saying "Do NOT collide with my ship!"?

Has anyone managed to kill that friggin' Instructor though? (AFAIK your weapons subsystems don't get automatically destroyed in vanilla FS1)

[Androgeos Exeunt]

He wasn't angry when he said that. He was just placing emphasis.

Although given the nature of retail AI, you collide with ships all the time.

[Klaustrophobia]

He wasn't angry when he said that. He was just placing emphasis.

Although given the nature of retail AI, you collide with ships all the time.

yeah, i love how they hear the "cover me" order as "try to butt**** my fighter"

[Androgeos Exeunt]

Here's an even better idea: play Bearbaiting and make all your wingmen (including Gamma and Delta) invulnerable through cheats. Complete the mission, remove invulnerability from them and tell them to C-3-7 or C-3-8.

[Aardwolf]

Here's an even better idea: play Bearbaiting and make all your wingmen (including Gamma and Delta) invulnerable through cheats. Complete the mission, remove invulnerability from them and tell them to C-3-7 or C-3-8.

Typofix. For great injustice.

[Nuclear1]

"Oh no it's Demon! He will kill us all!" (as a Demon jumps in 20 kilometers away...facing away from you)

"Pilots, engage Thunder and Storm wings.  Do not go near Demon or he will shoot you." (again, same Demon)

"Demon ran away. COWARD!!" (big Typhon)

"You should be thanking our spies."

Oh, bad Silent Threat add-on missions...

[Cobra]

Haw, I remember that one. Volition included that one why now?

[Spoon]

"Oh no it's Demon! He will kill us all!" (as a Demon jumps in 20 kilometers away...facing away from you)

"Pilots, engage Thunder and Storm wings.  Do not go near Demon or he will shoot you." (again, same Demon)

"Demon ran away. COWARD!!" (big Typhon)

"You should be thanking our spies."

Oh, bad Silent Threat add-on missions...

That sounds like some kind of terrible fan made mission. 

[Jeff Vader]

"Oh no it's Demon! He will kill us all!" (as a Demon jumps in 20 kilometers away...facing away from you)

"Pilots, engage Thunder and Storm wings.  Do not go near Demon or he will shoot you." (again, same Demon)

"Demon ran away. COWARD!!" (big Typhon)

"You should be thanking our spies."

Up to this point I thought "SGWP2".

[TopAce]

"Oh no it's Demon! He will kill us all!" (as a Demon jumps in 20 kilometers away...facing away from you)

"Pilots, engage Thunder and Storm wings.  Do not go near Demon or he will shoot you." (again, same Demon)

"Demon ran away. COWARD!!" (big Typhon)

"You should be thanking our spies."

Oh, bad Silent Threat add-on missions...

I've seen worse, but it's not quote-related. There was one mission in which you had to defend a Fenris (or a Leviathan?) which you could simply order to depart, and win the mission.

[Nuclear1]

Yeah, that was one of the bad fanmade add-on missions that came with ST.  "Surprise" I think it was called. 

[Snail]

Yeah, that was one of the bad fanmade add-on missions that came with ST.  "Surprise" I think it was called. 

Chosen by Interplay.

[Paladin327]

here's a good canon quote:

"What if there have been countless races... Stretching back into infinity... and like the nine cities of Troy each civilization had been built upon the rubble of the one that came before... Each anihilated by the Shivans..."

[Mongoose]

Yeah, that was one of the bad fanmade add-on missions that came with ST.  "Surprise" I think it was called. 

The majority of those missions were at least decent, and they included the excellent Destiny of Peace campaign in its entirety, but there were a few stinkers in there too.  I'd forgotten all about that dialog until Nuclear1's post.

[Aardwolf]

I remember there was this one mission where you had to scan Shivan cargo, I think with the benefit of being stealthy... they had ridiculous cargo, one container was full of "spherical chickens"...

[ssmit132]

I'm sure that was the one that was actually an example/tutorial mission created by someone. No, wait, that was a different one.

[Klaustrophobia]

i can't remember the exact quote, but i found one in a BP debrief that said something like "if *whatever* hadn't happened, we'd surely be probably dead" 

[Firartix]

You did an excellent job doing absolutely nothing.
Keep it up.

[Androgeos Exeunt]

You did an excellent job doing absolutely nothing.
Keep it up.

That's probably from SGWP2. There's a screenshot of it in the Celebration of Freespace thread, but since I'm too lazy to look it up, here it is:



You may be able to get a few more SGWP2 quotes over here. Those are all the screenshots I have of SGWP2 thus far.

[Commander Zane]

You destroyed the GTSC Pal, a helpless ship that cost a lot of money.
You'll make Admiral one day.