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Offline Kosh

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How not to convert someone to christianity
on: December 11, 2009, 10:17:12 pm
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So funny.....
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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #1 on: December 11, 2009, 10:43:35 pm
I feel like that wasn't worth much more than the 30 seconds I invested in it. :p
 

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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #2 on: December 11, 2009, 10:49:08 pm
Wow... I can't help but say that I had a pretty good laugh.

I love Sarah's response to the whole thing, especially when she leaves.
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Quote from: Mongoose on December 11, 2009, 10:43:35 pm
I feel like that wasn't worth much more than the 30 seconds I invested in it. :p

That's probably because you didn't spread your arms out far enough :p
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Offline Blue Lion

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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #3 on: December 11, 2009, 11:11:44 pm
This is how you convert people ( or not)

http://vimeo.com/6547492
 

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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #4 on: December 11, 2009, 11:51:21 pm
Please tell me this was a parody...

I actually had to watch it in spurts since I thought my brain was going to die if I took it in all at once.  Seriously if this was real they, thier parents and thier educators all need to have the stupid smacked out of them.
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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #5 on: December 12, 2009, 12:33:00 am
I call fake.  The Indian girl is trying to sound frustrated, but is smiling like crazy during the whole "are you african or asian" bit.
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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #6 on: December 12, 2009, 12:58:33 am
Quote from: G0atmaster on December 12, 2009, 12:33:00 am
I call fake.  The Indian girl is trying to sound frustrated, but is smiling like crazy during the whole "are you african or asian" bit.

I second the call
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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #7 on: December 12, 2009, 01:44:43 am
Quote from: G0atmaster on December 12, 2009, 12:33:00 am
I call fake.  The Indian girl is trying to sound frustrated, but is smiling like crazy during the whole "are you african or asian" bit.

I've had the exact same grin on my face when facing equally stupid questions and comments about my race. It's the "OMG, you're ****ing retarded" smile.
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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #8 on: December 12, 2009, 01:48:57 am
unfortunately poe's law makes these situations hard to call, but the behavior seemed consistent with people trying to do something silly and not being to completely keep a strait face about it.
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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #9 on: December 12, 2009, 01:58:30 am
tl;dw
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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #10 on: December 12, 2009, 08:32:45 am
I was unable to play the video. But nevertheless, given the missionaries that I have met, one can pretty much expect anything to be said or to happen.

Needless to say, I don't wonder anymore why some tribes beheaded or killed missionaries when they arrived.
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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #11 on: December 12, 2009, 09:23:34 am
 

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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #12 on: December 12, 2009, 10:08:44 am
That's what happens when you fill a children with an incoherent way of thinking, and before you shoot me: I'm not saying Christians are teaching wrong stuff.. I just say they are doing it the wrong way.
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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #13 on: December 12, 2009, 10:23:41 am
Quote from: Rodo on December 12, 2009, 10:08:44 am
That's what happens when you fill a children with an incoherent way of thinking, and before you shoot me: I'm not saying Christians are teaching wrong stuff.. I just say they are doing it the wrong way.

Definitely! Nothing irks me more.
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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #14 on: December 12, 2009, 10:06:02 pm
Quote from: Bobboau on December 12, 2009, 01:48:57 am
unfortunately poe's law makes these situations hard to call, but the behavior seemed consistent with people trying to do something silly and not being to completely keep a strait face about it.

When someone says something to you that is so outrageously stupid as what was said in the video, it is hard NOT to smile.
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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #15 on: December 13, 2009, 03:24:03 am
I was a missionary for 7 months at one time in my life in turkey, ukraine, and hungary a while ago. It was fun, i was with enlightened christians who just did nothing but help people out. It was cool, mainly just humanitarian work. It was fun, and i was sooo glad i wasn't made to shove gospel down people's throats (because that's not how you get followers).

Also i didn't bother loading the because i'm lazy and i figured it'd just be some comedy bit i don't care for waiting to load and watching because i'm lazy and also didn't feel like grabbing headphones.
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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #16 on: December 13, 2009, 05:15:48 am
I hate christians.
I hate stupid people.
I hate religion in general.
I hate people.
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Reply #17 on: December 13, 2009, 07:03:48 pm
I hate QuantumDelta's mom.
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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #18 on: December 13, 2009, 09:20:59 pm
I just wish she wouldn't have made QuantumDelta so hateful...  :p
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Re: How not to convert someone to christianity
Reply #19 on: December 13, 2009, 09:26:21 pm
"one regular one and one indian one"

bet this girl goes "i'm not racist, i have an indian friend!"
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