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Offline TheVirtu

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An Addition to the HLP Greeting
on: April 08, 2002, 10:06:59 pm
Ahhh here we go...

What there is so far..
"Welcome to HLP, you will find a shotgun under your seat in case of an emergency"

Addition?
"and the doors have been locked for the Admins' own enjoyment."
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #1 on: April 08, 2002, 10:24:44 pm
You fool! For centuries, the tradition of allowing the greeting to grow and change freely has continued. The law is clear of what to do with those who break that tradition...BRING IN THE VBBQ!
*An old, ancient barbecue is brought in*
:drevil:
« Last Edit: April 08, 2002, 10:26:59 pm by 374 »
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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #2 on: April 08, 2002, 10:27:45 pm
*with the hideous smell of.. not blood. Even worse, NEWBIES!* *dramatic music plays* :drevil:

(it's the Pseudo-Coolmon syndrome:D)
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman
 

Offline Grey Wolf

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Reply #3 on: April 08, 2002, 10:31:31 pm
:Grey Wolf walks up in his Mad Cat (Timber Wolf to you clan freaks): I'll cut the newbies with my ERPPCs when they're done roasting!
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -George Bernard Shaw
 

Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #4 on: April 08, 2002, 10:33:06 pm
hehehe-er, I mean, Secure the restraints!
*Virtu's wrists, legs, and arms are strapped against a huge steak that is lifted above the VBBQ, Virtu-down. The steak-dance begins*


;)
« Last Edit: April 08, 2002, 10:37:05 pm by 374 »
-C
 

Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #5 on: April 08, 2002, 10:45:17 pm
We have to strip the skin off once the VBBQ starts getting warm - we don't want burnt skin getting on all that juicy meat ;)
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman
 

Offline LtNarol

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Reply #6 on: April 08, 2002, 10:57:29 pm
:lol: Steak for dinner!
 

Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #7 on: April 08, 2002, 11:03:30 pm
Hey, someone remember to bring the Veggies? Also get some of that BBQ sauce, no not that Vasudan crap, what? But it's Headz? Cannibalism!? :D
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #8 on: April 08, 2002, 11:20:38 pm
*munch munch*Hmm, this steak is good...why even bother with the newbies? Lower the steak!
*The steak is lowered amidst Virtu's cries for help*
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Offline Setekh

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Re: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Reply #9 on: April 09, 2002, 03:19:24 am
Quote
Originally posted by TheVirtu
Ahhh here we go...

What there is so far..
"Welcome to HLP, you will find a shotgun under your seat in case of an emergency"

Addition?
"and the doors have been locked for the Admins' own enjoyment."


You forgot the exits. ;)

I think the HLP welcome is fine as it is... :p
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Offline Kamikaze

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Re: Re: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Reply #10 on: April 09, 2002, 03:53:28 am
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Originally posted by Setekh

I think the HLP welcome is fine as it is... :p


I think that's the collective decision - and I think Virtu understood too :D:p
Science alone of all the subjects contains within itself the lesson of the danger of belief in the infallibility of the greatest teachers in the preceding generation . . .Learn from science that you must doubt the experts. As a matter of fact, I can also define science another way: Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - Richard Feynman
 

Offline TheVirtu

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Reply #11 on: April 09, 2002, 02:26:21 pm
*looks for a doctor for the burns on him*

And I'm not a fricken newbie! :mad2: *grumble* I'm going back to my FRED2.
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #12 on: April 09, 2002, 02:35:51 pm
[nails Virtu from behind with well-aimed blast of fetid goat cheese from the Dead Frozen GOat of Justice]

Er... what were we going after him for, again?:D
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Offline TheVirtu

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Reply #13 on: April 09, 2002, 02:39:43 pm
*shrugs* :)
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"There was a time of peace, this time is over, peace will be paid for in blood."
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Site Director of the Darkspace Connection - http://www.3dap.com/darkspace
Former Webmaster of i82.co.uk - Shut Down 2/12/03
"If HLP wants your developing, they'll promote you to Senior Engineer, now shutup and focus!" - Shi
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Offline Alikchi

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An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Reply #14 on: April 09, 2002, 02:42:49 pm
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
:(Timber Wolf to you clan freaks): I'll cut the newbies with my ERPPCs when they're done roasting!


Oy, remember that Clan freaks designed your mech and weapons :P
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Offline Corsair

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Reply #15 on: April 09, 2002, 05:02:38 pm
:lol:
yes, we were talking about this on ICQ last night, weren't we? I think it's a good addition...:D
*runs from admins*
Wash: This landing's gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: *shrug* "Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die"?
Mal: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
 

Offline Styxx

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Reply #16 on: April 09, 2002, 05:30:04 pm
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
Hey, someone remember to bring the Veggies?


Pfft. Heretic. You'll burn in the deepest, darkest, hottest pits of hell for that... Vegetables in a barbecue? Where did you get that idea from?...
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Offline WMCoolmon

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Reply #17 on: April 09, 2002, 06:37:15 pm
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Originally posted by Alikchi


Oy, remember that Clan freaks designed your mech and weapons :P

*A large beam of blue light stabs down, vaporizing the grass in front of Alikchi and burning a hole 50 meters deep in the ground.*
No, it's not a beam...it's a Clan Naval ER PPC from a McKenna! ;7
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Offline Shrike

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An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Reply #18 on: April 09, 2002, 06:40:43 pm
*Sees the 50m wide hole with a 100m wide beam*

Mmmm, nothing like blasting a planet from an AU out.  Man I love those Hegemony Torchships.
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #19 on: April 09, 2002, 07:41:07 pm
[shifts a largish freignter loaded with 460 tons of iron into sublight and points it at wherever those damn beams are coming from]

Hey! Keep it down out there! I'm trying to take a nap!
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