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Offline Lucika

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
:necro:

I wonder what will he do next. A New Hope? :D
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
There's nothing really about ANH for him to do...it wouldn't be as funny. :p
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Probably The Clone Wars, like ConfusedMatthew did?
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Part 2 is currently mixed up with Part 3.  Be sure not to watch them out of order, like I did. :/

 

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Yessssss.  Can't wait to watch this.

 

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Spoiler:
"stop asking completely logical questions, general grievous!"
"yessss lord sidious...what, who are you again? and where are you from?"
"you don't need to know who i am or where i'm broadcasting this from...just do as i say!"
 "where...are my pants?"
"i have a pair of pantaloons for you to wear...they're stylish."
"who are you?"
"STOP ASKING ME WHO I AM"
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
Nuclear1 - I want a duet.
AndrewofDoom - Make it a trio!

 

Offline Thaeris

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Ah, that was good fun. I was a bit disappointed that parts two and three are seemingly mixed up on the webpage you posted, but no matter. I was highly entertained nevertheless.

:D
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Nailed it, of course. His dissection of the direction and editing (shot-reverse shot on a couch, or walking slowly down a hallway, or standing and walking to a window) demonstrates, irrefutably, WHY these movies are dull, dull, dull.
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
I LIKE TO F**K MY CAT!
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
The misogynistic references were too much. They didn't add anything to the review. They were not funny - just inappropiate/disturbing.
The review would be brilliant without them... but with them? An embarassement.

Would have loved to show this to my girlfriend, too bad he had to ruin it with this crap.

 

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Must admit, there was one part that just had me cracking up in my seat. In part six of the AoTC review, at about 2:26...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-isAmaVbsM&feature=player_detailpage#t=147s

It's about 5 seconds long, and yet somehow hilarious.
« Last Edit: January 18, 2011, 07:43:53 am by Flipside »

 

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
The misogynistic references were too much.

Erm.... Where did you find these?  :confused:

 

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Probably all the hookers he keeps in his basement, which weren't really funny and were occasionally actually disturbing and have in fact caused every woman I have ever watched this with (a lot) to not like it.  :blah: I think he got the idea which is why he toned it down for ep3.

  

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
I love these reviews and think they are hilarious and absolutely on the spot.

but yeah, those hookers and those random out of the blue 'I am ****ing my cat' moments are kinda preventing me from sharing these vids with anyone but a few select friends.
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Offline General Battuta

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
The Millennium Falcon ****ery was much more amusing than the cat.

 

Offline Lucika

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Depends on ones' taste... :P
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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Depends on one's taste... :P -ftfy <3 battuta

No, it depends on the taste of the people you're showing it to.

 
Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
Actually, the fictional mental state of the reviewer somehow seems quite interesting sinc ehe is a more interesting character then anything in the star wars movies. Like, you are told that those videos with the woman in the EP2 review are frmo before he shot the reviews. At part 4 he asks her to watch Star Wars episode 2 and help him deal with it. Could she be the one that started off the whole reviewing thing?

(I am probably putting too much thought into this xD)

 

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Re: This 70 minute review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is amazing.
I do think they're telling sort of a metastory, but it isn't amusing enough to add to the overall thingamajig.