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Offline Mongoose

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Re: Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs)
Yeah, it looks dorky as hell, and has the potential to make your temples hurt, but it does work. :p

  

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Re: Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs)
They look dorky and hurt your head anyway.  Glasses or no.
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Re: Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs)
Pocahontas IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE.

 

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Re: Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs)
Pocahontas IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Wooooo, uninspired catcalls from people who haven't seen the movie!

 

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Re: Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs)
SHHH!!!

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Re: Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs)
Pocahontas IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Wooooo, uninspired catcalls from people who haven't seen the movie!

Oh here I was assuming he saw it but failed history.
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Re: Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs)
Pocahontas IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Wooooo, uninspired catcalls from people who haven't seen the movie!

Actually I have seen the movie. I only realized how similar it was to Pocahontas in a recent conversation I had while waiting for a professor to show up.

 

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Re: Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs)


Not exactly the same, but close enough to apply. :p

 

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Re: Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs)
Pocahontas IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Wooooo, uninspired catcalls from people who haven't seen the movie!

Actually I have seen the movie. I only realized how similar it was to Pocahontas in a recent conversation I had while waiting for a professor to show up.

Yeah, and Star Wars is The Hidden Fortress in space, but it doesn't matter!

 

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dunno if that has benn posted yet.

 

Offline Aardwolf

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Re: Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs)
I still liked it!

 

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Re: Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs)
I still liked it!
i was sceptical, but was very impressed watching it earlier tonight.
pretty damn good, only one real BS bit, but it is debatable
Spoiler:
why even bother landing troops? it only serves to compromise base security,
 suppose they figured its all-or-nothing at that point...?
 to keep the navi in blast radius...
and the first time he rides the birdo-thing, should have said "do a barrel roll!"
that would have been awesome.

« Last Edit: January 19, 2010, 10:41:54 pm by MR_T3D »

 

Offline mxlm

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So unless I overlooked something, no one posted this yet. Short version: many/most of the complaints about the film were addressed in the original scriptment. Which was unfilmably long. On a related note, the initial cut was four hours and eighteen minutes long.

Me, I loved the thing. Yeah, it had problems. I didn't care. Like, at all. As a point of comparison, I'd argue it's no more dumb than The Dark Knight was. Or Star Wars. Or various other works of fiction beloved by geekdom.

Also, the antagonist was Duke Nukem. How can you not love Evil!Duke Nukem?

I wonder how you could make a sequal to that... Mabye another story set in the same universe, but not a continuation of the first.

A producer (think it was a producer, anyway) suggested that we'd seen everything there was to see on Pandora's surface, but that the underground hadn't been explored yet. Which could potentially offer a way out of the "nuke the site from orbit" trap. OTOH, Cameron's mentioned that the sequel wouldn't necessarily even take place on Pandora, so who the hell knows wtf is going on?

Oh hey, coolest--and cruelest, because it probably ain't gonna happen--rumor about Cameron's plans; xenomorphs in 3D, Scott+Cameron=love
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I just saw it pointed out on another board that 1. There were ruins on Pandora, and 2. The Na'vi didn't seem to fit in with the local fauna that much. Just some food for thought...
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I just saw it pointed out on another board that 1. There were ruins on Pandora, and 2. The Na'vi didn't seem to fit in with the local fauna that much. Just some food for thought...
...except for the bit where they can plug in their hair to stuff...
but that's intoxicated me talikng, so...

 

Offline mxlm

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I didn't notice any ruins. When did we see them?

Oh, and just because the more rabid parts of the fanbase amuse me:



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nadl_org: I'm sure that's what the German civilians thought to themselves of the warning signs before kristallnacht happened.
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Re: Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs)
I urge you to listen to this important message regarding Na'Vi physiology..

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/524391

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Re: Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs)
This is funny.


EDIT - (Funny referring to the movement of retarded rabid emo kids thinking they're aliens. Dekker's link isn't funny. Dekker's link is disturbing)
« Last Edit: January 23, 2010, 09:31:54 am by Snail »

 

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Re: Avatar (aka Dances With Smurfs)
While we're posting fun links, here's another.  I kind of feel like the author of this one missed the point entirely, as I didn't give a **** about the plot so long as the pretty orgasmic visuals were on-screen.