OH NOOOOOOO COMMIEEEEEES
I watched an episode of Glenn Beck the other night. Because I watch Fox News when it looks interesting. Curiosity. Whatnot.
Anyway, it was an hour of picking apart comments by random political figures and ranting about "ARE YOU LIKE MARX OR MADISON? MARX OR MADISON? MARX OR MADISON?" And he just said it over and over again, and I realized that conservatives really don't have thoughts. They're all well-disguised parrots.
I'd never seen an actual episode of Glenn Beck before (just clips from other sources). I guess I just always assumed that he couldn't possibly be as crazy (stupid) as he looks when other people show clips of his show.