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Slap chop remix

Vince Offer is now a prostitute beating rapping gangsta.


Police mug shot.


Derogatory lyrics: "take a second and look at this"
                      "here's a hard boiled egg"
                      "stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life"                      
                      "you're gonna love my nuts"
                      "what about fruit-fruit mango"
                      "pop's open like that"

Dishonesty: The countdown disassembly. Now this ability of the slap chop has become extremely over hyped thanks to product misrepresentation.

WARNING: Cover the kid's ears and eyes when you watch the remix so you know what your kids are being exposed to every day. This will poison their young minds with recipes of stew potatoes, french fries, salad and encourage incessant uncontrollable slapping. Kids shouldn't learn about masturbation from music; especially from rap.

Illegal Practices: The link for downloading the mp3 is on the youtube page for the video. It's DRM free for now. I have no idea when the RIAA and MPAA are going to get wind of this and sue DJ Steve Porter for posting the song and video online for free. Litigation will catch up with DJ Steve Porter for putting up the song download for free and false claims of production.

Final Thoughts: We all need to boycott this harbinger of immorality and preserve the future of our kids in the eyes of God. Vince Offer will burn in hell.

[Colonol Dekker]

This song is indeed a work of art. But what the BLOODY HELL is a slap chop?
 
I didn't watch the video, I opted for the MP3.
 
Edit- best bit of the song was the woman at the end laughing like a nutcase.

[Dilmah G]

You don't know what a Slap Chop is? Count yourself lucky.