[BloodEagle]

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

 ;P

 

That's, just.... Heh.

[Colonol Dekker]

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

 ;P

 
 
OMG lol. Funniest new joke in YEARS!

[Jeff Vader]

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

 ;P

 
 
OMG lol. Funniest new joke in YEARS!

Oldest funny joke so far.

[General Battuta]

 

[Colonol Dekker]

Don't worry. That's not my real opinion of the female gender ;-)
 
I just appreciate a cheeky joke.

[Nuclear1]

Oh Battuta, it was funny.

[Rodo]

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

 ;P

hahaha nice one 

[General Battuta]

Okay, I really don't want to take this thread in the wrong direction, but let me just say:

It's not a PC cap. Ever since I learned about stereotype threat I can't help but think that, as funny as I think the jokes are, we're doing something wrong when we let that stuff slide.

My reaction is not exactly popular at parties, and it's frequently really awkward, but I just get this nagging feeling.

[Colonol Dekker]

Don't apologise. Individual reactions are individual and therefore justified.
 
 
Your opinion is noted.
 
 
Now. . . . .

Spoiler:

Two mexicans lost in the desert. They see a tree in the distance draped with juicy bacon. One of them says "Go on Pepe' ees a bacon tree, we ares saved!"
So Pepe' runs off and within fifty yards of the tree he's raked with gunfire. He turns to his friend and with his final breath utters. . . . "Jose' run for jour life! Ees no bacon tree, EETS A HAM BUSH. . . .'

 
That's one of my cleaner ones.
 
But jokes need a situation subject or target medium to be conveyed easily.
 
Stereotypes are convenient. For the record i'd just like to say I know MUCH MUCH worse but i'd get banned for sure even though i'm not biased against anyone or particular social/ethnic group
 
 
 
Except Zods.
 Oooh, I just thought this up.
 

What do you call thirty thousand zod refugees fleeing Vasuda prime?

Spoiler:

AN OVERSIGHT!

 
It's all in jest

[ssmit132]

Something I made up a few years ago:

What do you call a dumb light?

Spoiler:

Pretty dim.

[karajorma]

What do you call a dear with no eye?

Spoiler:

No eye dear

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs then?

Spoiler:

Still no eye deer

[Scotty]

I have a friend who specializes in cheesy pick up lines.  Two of the better ones have similar ends.

What do you call a fat eskimo?

Spoiler:

An icebreaker.  Hi, I'm _______

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Spoiler:

Just enough to break the ice.  Hi, I'm _______

[watsisname]

Re:  Battuta
I'm sorry if that was in poor taste, I meant it as a cheesy joke.  I don't actually suggest/believe such a thing about the female gender.

[General Battuta]

Oh, I know, and we all know jokes like that are funny. I certainly don't think less of people who tell them.

I've just started to think that maybe there's something more subtle going on we need to be wary of.

[Rian]

I knew there was a reason I was staying out of this thread.

For the record, I do think less of people who tell sexist jokes.

[Dilmah G]

I've just started to think that maybe there's something more subtle going on we need to be wary of.

Of course there is, I mean, we are mostly a mens/boys club, sexism is there from time to time. I find these jokes absolutely bloody hilarious, same going for racist jokes (Indian/Sri Lankan included, how do you think my mates gave me the title of Dilmah?), blonde jokes, etc etc, but I agree to some extent with Battuta.  There are women here, and if they find it offensive... At least keep it a bit more subtle.

[Colonol Dekker]

This one's not sexist. . . .
 

Spoiler:

I don't see the fuss about Haiiti, I mean on a friday night out I have trouble finding my house after a few aftershocks  but I don't go on and on about it. . . .

 
It's Dekkerist. More jokes please

[TrashMan]

In New York they named a street after Chuck Norris in recogninition for the many times he saved the city.
However, after thousands of deaths, they had to re-name the street.
NOBODY crosses Chuck Norris and lives!

[Androgeos Exeunt]

What is a snail?

Spoiler:

A slug with a crash helmet.

How do you survive the electric chair?

Spoiler:

Insulate your underpants.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?

Spoiler:

Either peanut butter that never forgets, or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

[Sushi]

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Spoiler:

Elephino (if you don't get it, say it out loud)